My Porn, My Precious Porn!

[Guest Flyboy]

This is coming from experience...

 

It's harder than you think, Inc. A lot of elements are involved, and the chance of getting the girl is less than her saying, 'Nigga, please!" (in my case)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On that note, if the bitch says 'No'... fuck her. We all have to deal with it, and look for someone else.

[Guest Incandenza]

A lot of elements are involved, and the chance of getting the girl is less than her saying, 'Nigga, please!" (in my case)

I get told that a lot, surprisingly.

 

I use to be fairly shy, but, when I grew in confidence, I became more aware of how little there was to asking someone out. At first I had sympathy with those who still had trouble, but I've long grown weary of their self-loathing. Just. Do. It. It's as you said, Flyboy, if she says no, life goes on.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

All that shy nonsense gets you is a warm inviting session of ritualistic masturbation, wallowing in depravity, hoping that somehow, somewhere, that girl next door is thinking about you as she's fucking her boyfriend. If you're lucky, maybe she can consider you to be one of her bestest friends, or even better, the brother she never had that she can just tell ANYTHING to...

[Guest Flyboy]

A story would be I had this MAD crush on a 9th grader last year (I was an 8th grader at the time), and she and everyone knew that I liked her.

 

Valentine's Day rolls by and our school student cousil is selling roses to raise money. So, I buy 3 roses, and I grew some balls and gave one to her while saying: "Happy Valentine's Day", and flashing her that certain smirk.

 

After school, I see her walking in the hallway, and this was my chance, but SOMETHING told me that it would never work out, so I said:

 

"Veronica, I know that you don't like me.. and we'll never work out, but I just want to let you know that I like you a lot, and here's these 2 roses for you."

 

"Thank you.. you'll always be a friend." (She said in with... compassion, and this girl was/is a total BITCH. Basically, she kayfabed.)

 

That's how it went down. Hell, a similar situation happened to me at the beginning of the semster, and I didn't get her either.

 

The morale of the story? I'm still alive. I'm going to the movies for free on Saturday, and I plan to chick-hunt.

 

My uncle told me: "For every girl that says no or rejects you, there's always one that will say yes."

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Life goes on after rejection? No way...

 

The problem I have with rejection though is that I still have to see the people that reject me every day. But that's a lame excuse, and yea, in the end I'm really just a pussy.

[Guest Kinetic]

The worst part of rejection is all the discreet giggling amongst the girl's friends after the fact. That red-faced walk of shame immediately after being rejected ain't no picnic, either, let me tell you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, that too, can't forget about the walk of shame. The weirdest thing though, is when there's no walk, no giggling, and they just say no and are all "was that all?" and its like you're paralyzed.

[Guest Kinetic]

That's never happened to me, actually. I usually can't accept it and insist on pressing the issue, thus ensuring that I'll never hook up with any of her friends either.

[Guest Incandenza]

PUSSIES.

[Guest Kinetic]

Hey, now. I had the testicular fortitude to ask a Zimbabwean girl out, despite not knowing the dating customs of her people and her being totally out of my league. She said yes, too. It turns out that dating customs in Zimbabwe are similar to those in America, other than the fact that it's considered acceptable to fuck your brother over there.

[Guest Incandenza]

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Did she let you watch?

[Guest Kinetic]

No. My participation in that particular ritual went no further than making a date, only to have it cancelled at the last possible moment so she could "watch a movie" with her sibling. I was understandably upset. My ultimate goal in life is to have sex with a girl from every continent and I don't know if I'll ever have such an inviting crack at Africa again.

[Guest goodhelmet]

dude, south africa is def. within your reach. maybe rhodesia as well. don' give up. i think you'd have a harder time with antarctica.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude, those penguins are such nice little tight fucks, and the noises they make only amplify the pleasure.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[The Dames 0]

Dude, those penguins are such nice little tight fucks, and the noises they make only amplify the pleasure.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Funniest thing I've read all week.

 

Seriously.

 

Dames

[Guest treble charged]

The week is young.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn, I think I'm going to kill Dames one day between my posts, AIM, and my TE recaps. Ah well, just my own little way of getting into power... I mean I hope nothing happens to him!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge