Has wrestling ever subconciously affected you?

[Guest dreamer420]

I constantly use wrestling terms in my everyday vocabulary.

 

Also everytime I take any kind of hit or shot I will oversell it like Mr. Perfect or Shawn Michaels.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I always do the perfect gum slap when im outside.

If I'm talking about anynoe I like on tv I always say that I mark for them.

I tried saying holler if you hear me when I left a group of my friends but no one got it.

I would do the Hogan pointing thing to people when I would go after them.

And whenever I see someone on a ladder I expect a huge bump.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

At work tonight I gave a fuckin retarded customer the " Chris Benoit angry man" look when they asked a stupid question. It ruled.

[Guest T®ITEC]

My vocabulary would be incomplete without wrestling terms. I use "mark out", "juiced", "face/hell/tweener", "SWERVE~!", "booked",... everything.

 

Whenever someone asks me how long until (for instance) class is over, I will *always* say, "Three minutes." It's automatic; it doesn't even matter if there's an hour left in class, oh no... It's always "three minutes". I even smile like Bischoff sometimes, just to add to it.

 

I oversell everything like a mofo. Being the idiot that I am, I busted up my shoulder overselling a Rock slap after "No Mercy" this year.

 

Some days I'll dress (and act) like Raven circa 1998. I'll just glare at everyone and feel pissed off the entire day. That's actually kind of fun. His theme from WCW gets stuck in my head, and.. there.

 

If someone waves to me or asks me to pose in a picture, I always flash the "Version 1" sign. In the past, I've used the Hardyz Finger Gun, the Wolfpac thing, and the Four Horsemen sign.

 

If I'm at a dance or something, I *always* do the Blue Meanie's dance, and Shane McMahon's taunt. I used to try Alex Wright's dance, too...

 

Yes, I am a mark. Wrestling has pretty much invaded my psyche.

[Guest dreamer420]

When I dance around my house for any reason it usually looks like something Shane McMahon or Shawn Michaels would do.

[Guest papacita]

Junior year I created a "Choke out list" and went around puting the Tazzmission on everyone who pissed me off. Also, at our High School Graduation dinner, one of the class's favorite memories involved me Stunning the captain of the hockey team.

 

Another time, my friend and I staged this fake fight in the hallway, and when everyone gathered around to watch, he hit me in the head with a binder and I did a Shawn Michaels-type oversell. It was pretty funny.

[Guest TheHulkster]

I do Benoit's little neck crack every once in a while and Matt Hardy's version 1 hand sign. In the past i've done a lot of little wrestling things too (take a wild guess).

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Now that papcita brings it up, there's been quite the large amount of people at my school who have become "just anotha victim."

 

When I acted in a drama festival last year all 6 female members of my play felt the wrath of the Tazmission at one time or another.

 

*Sniff

 

Memories.........

[Guest Caliban]

I had the strangest fucking dream the other night. The jist of it was that the Ultimate Warrior had a TV show talking about wrestling. He had short hair, and wasn't on the juice anymore, he was a normal looking guy.

 

Too fucking weird - and I sign that wrestling has definitely invaded my psyche.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I can never get rid of gum without thinking about hitting it with my hand ala Mr. Perfect.

[Guest kingkamala]

Yeah I've used Can You Dig it Sucka to some of the wrestling marks at school. Luckily most of the marks of my school aren't annoying marks...just your average dumb founded marks. I also did a Spinnaroonie at a school dance uhh it was interesting I'll tell you that much.

 

 

I also challenged this short kid(About 4'11'') to a "fight"(It was semi-staged) during Flex. We brawled around the class room and then I threw him into the chalkboard where I attempted and failed to do a Stinger Splash. I fell on the teachers desk and rolled off onto my friend's table where he pushed me off onto the floor. From there the "match" ended with me "knocked out" on the floor.

[Guest godthedog]

one other odd thing i'll do: if i'm driving by myself and i'm clear to make a left turn (i.e., no oncoming cars), i'll go "WHOOOO!" while i make the turn. i have no idea why.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Actually, just the other day, I spotted a buddy of mine on campus walking a ways ahead of me. So I decided this was the perfect time for the SLEEPER OF DOOM~!

 

I ran up behind him, jumped on his back, and locked in the sleeper.

 

This guy's about 350 or so - I'm 130.

 

I got some really strange looks for that...

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Three things:

 

- I do the Tazz arm twitch when I'm working out. It's more of a family trait though as my aunt does it too when I see her. Go figure.

 

- At work, whenever someone comes up to me to greet me with a 'rough' slap to the back/shoulder, I arch my back and sell it like a sledgehammer shot. I think people might think it's kinda cool. It gives others a subconcious ego boost, believe it or not.

 

- I'm a big Browns fan, and they've been involved in many close games this year. So during the last few minutes, one side of my head switches to Bobby Heenan Royal Rumble 1992 mode as I plead to God to let The Browns win, while the other half (Gorilla Monsoon) tells me "Will You Stop Begging?!?"

[Guest notJames]

I named my son Owen.

[Guest Choken One]

Hate to say it but...I named my nephew Hunter.

[Guest notJames]

Ouch.

 

BTW, how did you end up naming your nephew? What about his parents? Or is it that you suggested the name?

 

Also, should we aim the rotten eggs at your face, your groin, or your car?

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

I did the Shawn Michael/Kevin Nash tag team pose with my friend in a picture from my junior high prom infront of everybody. I was HBK, my friend was Kevin Nash. Just the first thing that came to my mind.

 

I also find myself walking like Stone Cold Steve Austin does in his entrance on my way to my home.

 

I wake up late at night and do the Brock Lesnar jumping thing he does in his entrance.

 

And I tend to sing Rey Misterio's, Shawn Michaels, Brock's, and Booker T.'s theme songs whenever I'm on the computer.

 

I too, whenever I listen to a wrestler's theme music, go into their character and picture myself as them fighting WWE wrestlers. I've been doing that everyday for 2 years.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

When I was younger, my friends and I would do wrestling moves off the diving board at the pool.

[Guest Choken One]

My sister decided that since I introduced them...I could name their child...So I named Hunter...but not because of The Game...

[Guest BaldFish]

My 90-year-old girlfriend gave birth to a hand one time.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Back when I played soccer <around 1999 i think>, myself and the whole team would do the then DX Water Spit after we would win. Ahhh fun times.

Last year during wrestling season, before a match, i would walk up to the mat with a towel of our school colors draped over my head ala Taz.

Who didnt do the crotch chop years ago?

I wrote "Suck It" as a signature in everyone's yearbook in 5th grade(even my girlfriends ) but im not sure that i totally understood what it meant.

Tazmissions are ALWAYS used as a means of intimidation during confrontations or when little fucks piss me off.

 

God how i wish i could be a 6th grade mark again. Those were the days.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Lemme see: I do the RVD pointy thingy and I spin like he does when he enters the ring.

-I have done the Mattitude hand sign in pics

-I do the Brock dance before my volleyball games all the time

-I use wrestling terms ("mark-out":sold"ect.)

-My brother and I used to play wrestle..

-I flip my hair back like practically all the long-haired wrestlers do.

[Guest Mole]

I ALWAYS do the RVD thumb thing. Whenver I hear something that has three letters, or three words in a sentence, I do it. I always yell, WHOOOO whenever there are a lot of people around.

 

Plus, whenever I get in a drunkin scrap with someone, I always try to bust out the Tazzmission. That is the best move to use, for there is no way the person can get out of it. If they hit or do whatever to you, you can just wrench back and they will tap out.

[Guest dreamer420]

I think everyone does the RVD thumb point. It just works for everything.

[Guest I Fear Hogans Air Guitair]

I think everyone does the RVD thumb point. It just works for everything.

Indeed it does.

 

Double J Strut

Wrestling Terms all the time

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Flair strut

Shouts 'Self High Five' when "Smells Like Teen Spirit" starts

RVD point

D'Lo taunt

JJ strut

WOOO!

[Guest dreamer420]

ohh ohh, I forgot about the JJ strut. I marked out hard when he did it during his title match with the Truth.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I don't know if this really counts, but the first time I saw the commercial for that Axe body spray shit, the first thought that popped into my head was, "Hey, it makes you smell like Bill Eadie."