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FUCK The Elimination Chamber

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In the grand scheme of the recent NJPW 10/14 Tokyo Dome show with the AWESOME (well, some more than others) Seven on Seven Chono's Army-NJPW Army series, I came up with this scenario while talking with my boy Dames. It's improbable at best. It'll probably never ever happen. And it's a crying shame at that. Ladies and Germs, I give you the Seven-match series-

 

"The Magnificant Indy Seven vs. The WWE Army"

 

Seven of the greatest Indy performers today against seven of the WWE's best.

 

The Mag Seven-American Dragon, Lo Ki, "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Jerry Lynn, Amazing Red, Mike Quackenbush

The WWE Army-Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero, Jaime Noble, Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio

 

Notice how all of these guys fall under the class of not being a "hoss." We are talking about the MEGA-CARD of wrestling today. Forget any shit like a Big Show/Brock rematch, or a Shawn/HHH match. We're talking about 14 guys who go out there and WRESTLE. I really want this to stay in the WWE folder because something like this is good to talk about. Who would win? Would it go to a draw or anything like that? I'd split it up like this:

 

RVD vs. AJ Styles

Lo Ki vs. Chris Benoit

Kurt Angle vs. Mike Quackenbush

Eddy Guerrero vs. Chris Daniels

Jaime Noble vs. Jerry Lynn

American Dragon vs. Billy Kidman

Rey vs. Red-THE KICKER.

 

Give them each 15 minutes. I just came up with this. Tell me what ya'll think. It'd take Vince to swallow his pride and *gasp* put another company over, but who knows. We just might see this, soon.

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Guest El Satanico

Billy Kidman is a weak link in this scenario, but those would be some great matches. If each of them were given at least 15 minutes each match that would probably be the greatest WRESTLING ppv ever.

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Guest razazteca

lose Kidman replace him with Tajiri for a match against Low Ki!

 

Am Dragon vs Benoit - dragon wins with Cattle Mullation. Finish would be Benoit misses the diving headbut which sets up a brain buster and submission by Am Dragon.

 

Low Ki vs Tajiri - Tajiri wins with that spinning backbreaker type move that Shocker uses, but Tajiri would end the spot by dropping Low Ki on his head for the pin! lots of kicking in this one :boxing:

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Guest NoCalMike

I agree, replace Kidman with Taijiri. It would be nice if they could find Supercrazy, wherever he is, and get him involved on this, but then I guess it would have to be 8-on-8.

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Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle
Am Dragon vs Benoit - dragon wins with Cattle Mullation. Finish would be Benoit misses the diving headbut which sets up a brain buster and submission by Am Dragon.

Sure, it would be a great match, but if people fail to see Big Show as a viable champion, would the casual fan see Benoit as a viable champion after losing to a Indpendent wrestler which the vast majority of fans have never seen before. This would kill all credibility to any WWE worker who would happen to lose, unless the Indy guys were built up as THE BEST in wrestling today bar none.

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Guest Goodear

Mike Quackenbush? Is he really on the level as the rest of those guys? I just ask because he doesn't seem to get half of the press the others do.

 

Why not put in the SATs in a tag match with Edge and Rey or something instead, and add Jamie Noble to the singles mix.

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Guest Choken One

If they ever did this, WWE would go over (which is only right). Angle, Beniot, RVD, Mysterio can't lose while Kidman, Knoble and Eddy are expendable...

 

Would it draw...Likely the same that WWE PPV's draw...Would it draw more? No, leave your Smark minded beliefs out of the eqaution...no it won't draw as well as Surser did.

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Guest nikowwf

Why would vince do matches and build up talent not in his company? Also, these are indy guys so it wouldn't even make the WWE tons of money....its not like WCW guys coming in during the war....

 

niko

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Guest El Satanico
Would it draw...Likely the same that WWE PPV's draw...Would it draw more? No, leave your Smark minded beliefs out of the eqaution...no it won't draw as well as Surser did.

But no one has said that it would out draw any of the other PPVs.

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Guest razazteca
would the casual fan see Benoit as a viable champion after losing to a Indpendent wrestler which the vast majority of fans have never seen before. This would kill all credibility to any WWE worker who would happen to lose, unless the Indy guys were built up as THE BEST in wrestling today bar none.

this would be the rare match where it does not matter who wins because the work rate is so good that you just want to see more, the marks would eat it up after a few near falls. This match would establish the rookie prodigy and start a feud of a lifetime. Benoit can never lose his heat he is the smark favorite, it would take a angle of Katie Vick + Jericho title reign to kill his heat.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
lose Kidman replace him with Tajiri for a match against Low Ki!

 

Am Dragon vs Benoit - dragon wins with Cattle Mullation. Finish would be Benoit misses the diving headbut which sets up a brain buster and submission by Am Dragon.

 

Low Ki vs Tajiri - Tajiri wins with that spinning backbreaker type move that Shocker uses, but Tajiri would end the spot by dropping Low Ki on his head for the pin! lots of kicking in this one :boxing:

Yeah, have a WWE Main Eventer job to an indy guy witha good rep, but a *horrible look* and little no charisma.

 

 

Nice.

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First off, the title means nothing against the Elimination Chamber. I'm just saying that I like my idea better! B-)

 

I thought it might be a cool thing to think about. Dames and I were going crazy over the Don West feedback, and all of a sudden, it came to me, in the night. Literally. Anyways, it would be cool, just don't think it'll happen.

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