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Guest CanadianChick
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wow, I'm taller than you Dames. Thats pretty funny, no offence or anything.

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Guest Incandenza
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Damn, Flyboy. Is your ass near Angle or RVD-like levels of largeness, or are their's too muscular for an appropriate comparison?

 

EDIT: On an entirely unrelated note, I'm satisfied with my penis. Yes, I am.

Guest CanadianChick
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Dames, I'm 5'7" at 14.

 

C'mon!

So am I! I don't even think I'm that tall either...

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Damn, Flyboy. Is your ass near Angle or RVD-like levels of largeness, or are their's too muscular for an appropriate comparison?

Too muscular.

 

WAY too muscular... put it like this: if I shake my hips, my ass jiggles like Dawn Marie's.

Guest CanadianChick
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I'm 5'5".....I'm a shorty

Thats not that short. I know girls who are WAY shorter than that.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I think I'm the tallest person in this thread.

Guest Kinetic
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My brother is 6'2" at 14, strangely enough. One day he was suddenly taller than I am and no amount of vicious chopblocks to the knees could change that.

 

I'm about 6'0", 135, and I have no ass.

Guest CanadianChick
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I think I'm the tallest person in this thread.

how tall are you?

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Keep in mind that TSA is in her 20's, Canadianchick.

 

 

On another note: I'm satsified with my dong.

Guest treble charged
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Kinetic, my younger brother is taller than me, too. 13, and at least 6'. I went away to school and I was taller than him, came back, and suddenly, I was the shortest of 3 sons, despite being the oldest.

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My brother is 6'2" at 14, strangely enough.

HOLY SHIT!

 

I know two guys (both 15)... one is 6'5" and the other is 6'3" or 6'4".

Guest CanadianChick
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Keep in mind that TSA is in her 20's, Canadianchick.

 

 

On another note: I'm satsified with my dong.

Yeah, but girls my age aren't going to grow anymore. Most girls have stopped.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I feel your pain, Kinetic. My mutant kid brother is about the same height, which is the same as mine, so he'll most definitely be taller than me.

Guest JLuv0309
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I'm 5'5".....I'm a shorty

Thats not that short. I know girls who are WAY shorter than that.

I'm 5'5 3/4"(no, in about 6 years i never grew the extra 1/4 inch)anyway, around here that's tall. I swear all the girls around here are like 5'1" and under...

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I won't ever be able to feel any of your guys pain... *loves being the only child*

Guest The Electrifyer
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I wish I was taller... I'm only 5'7, maybe 5'8. I'm pretty short compared to the guys, and I'm only a little taller than the girls here.

Guest CanadianChick
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Well I have an older brother, but, height wise, its like comparing apples and oranges. I'm 5'7 and he's 6'1-6'2

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Seriously, my brother's a hoss. He's the same height as me, probably weighs about 225, and he's like 7 years younger.

 

Friggin' growth hormones in food is what it is, I'm convinced.

Guest treble charged
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I won't ever be able to feel any of your guys pain... *loves being the only child*

You'll never have the joy of slapping one of your younger siblings into various wrestling submission moves, then. Sure, you may have friends, cousins, or whatever to do that to, but nothing beats locking a member of your immediate family into the Crippler Crossface until he starts to cry.

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Seriously, my brother's a hoss.

 

Friggin' growth hormones in food is what it is, I'm convinced.

Or your mother had an affair with Jim Ross.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Eh, my dong's in the average range, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I'm kind of ugly, so having a huge prick would make up for it.

Guest The Electrifyer
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I'm an only child too, theres a whole lot of upsides, but I would rather have a brother or sister.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
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Line of the night ladies and gentleman goes to Dames

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