Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Me go 1st! Return Of The Fly Return Of The Fly With Vincent Price Yeah, Return Of The Fly Helen Delambre, Helen Delambre Francois, Francois Return Of The Fly You guinea pig Human hands and feet You guinea pig Helen Delambre, Helen Delambre Francois, Francois Cecile, Cecile The Return Of The Fly With Vincent Price You guinea pig Yeah, Return Of The Fly Misfits, "Return of the Fly" Oi...so bad.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dream Theater has some really bad lyrics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dream Theater has some really bad lyrics I agree, but no one listens to the Theater for their lyrics anyway. LaBrie's vocals are a little wimpy for me. Not as wimpy as Stratovarius, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 24, 2002 my favorite example, from 'stairway to heaven': "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, no it's just a spring clean for the may queen" i also think 'the end' by the doors has some of the dumbest lyrics ever. the oedipus part is cool, but there's so much asinine stuff in that song... "the blue bus is calling us the blue bus is calling us driver where you taking us"? "ride the snake ride the snake to the lake the ancient lake, baby" did jim morrison steal those lyrics from somebody's special ed class or something? i had a bigger vocabulary and a more sophisticated concept of meter and rhymes when i was 8. drugs are bad, kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Wait...Nevermortal, are you trying to say that The Misfits have GOOD lyrics?! Who the fuck listens to Misfits for LYRICS?! We arrrrrrrrre one thirty-eight... Sorry...saw the 'fits last night...still got that tune in my head... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Wait...Nevermortal, are you trying to say that The Misfits have GOOD lyrics?! Who the fuck listens to Misfits for LYRICS?! We arrrrrrrrre one thirty-eight... Sorry...saw the 'fits last night...still got that tune in my head... Well, I certainly don't listen to the Misfits for their "excellent" musicianship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted November 24, 2002 hee hee, a misfits song will more than likely be 54% 'whoooo whooooo whooooooooo'. Keep It Simple, Stupid% But bah gawd they kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted November 24, 2002 I listen to The Misifts for the overall feel. And, surprisingly enough, Jerry's actually a pretty good bassist. He plays the bass twice as fast as most bassists do, doesn't use a pick, and one song they played last night (fuck if I can remember the tune, got kicked in the head a few times last night...fucking crowd-surfers) had Jerry literally flying his fingers all over the neck while plcking those strings as fast as possible. Jerry Only = most humble punk rocker EVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2002 Isn't he also the only remaining member in the band from the original lineup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted November 26, 2002 i think i've heard he's the only original one, yeah. Oh and some primus lyrics are pretty retarded, but they kick too much ass to actually do a bad song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 26, 2002 Primus' lyrics are RIDICULOUSLY stupid, but that's really the only kind of material that goes with music like that. Songs about fishing, personal stupid experiences, and make-believe characters and places. Basically take the Residents, add in some Rush, and you've got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites