poontank new mod No Holds Barred

[Guest poontank]

As part of an agreement met with DDTWrestling the greatpoontank is now the official moderator of this forum, and with it, I am making some rules.

 

From this point forward, whenever you want to make a post, first think to yourself, "Will poontank like this post?" and if the answer is no, do not post it.

 

Also, I have seen a lot of stupid people posting here, consider yourselves unofficially banned, untill I get around to getting rid of you.

 

That's all for now.

 

ps. Welcome to my domain.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

This thread...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-wait for it-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is ghey.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Eh. Just go back to DDT and talk about Masturbation with Biggelsworth.

[Guest poontank]

Eh. Just go back to DDT and talk about Masturbation with Biggelsworth.

Did you read my fucking rules?

 

At DDT, I thought you were pretending to be a giant bore. I now see it was not a gimmick.

[Guest Incandenza]

This thread...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-wait for it-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is ghey.

EL BRUJO--Master of Suspense.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Eat my asshole.

 

There, a post you'll agree with.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Notice me not care about another DDT reject

 

In fact I care so much that I propose a toast

 

HERE'S TO YOU

HERE'S TO ME

AND IF WE EVER DISAGREE

HERE'S A FUCK YOU FROM ME

 

CHEERS

[Guest Kingpk]

Now do you understand why people don't want to legalize pot?

 

Do you REALLY want more people like this?

[Guest Angle-plex]

Eh. Just go back to DDT and talk about Masturbation with Biggelsworth.

Did you read my fucking rules?

 

At DDT, I thought you were pretending to be a giant bore. I now see it was not a gimmick.

I'm pretending now. I'm just showing that you don't, never did, and never will ever have mod power at the smartmarks.

[Guest poontank]

Eat my asshole.

 

There, a post you'll agree with.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Are you talking to Angleplex? (I am sure he would be willing)

[Guest The Man in Blak]

*mawrcs out for poon's LEGENDARY~! comeback*

 

*sits back and waits for the "yo mama" shots to fly*

[Guest poontank]

Eh. Just go back to DDT and talk about Masturbation with Biggelsworth.

Did you read my fucking rules?

 

At DDT, I thought you were pretending to be a giant bore. I now see it was not a gimmick.

I'm pretending now. I'm just showing that you don't, never did, and never will ever have mod power at the smartmarks.

Link me to an interesting post you made or I will ban your ass.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Eh. Just go back to DDT and talk about Masturbation with Biggelsworth.

Did you read my fucking rules?

 

At DDT, I thought you were pretending to be a giant bore. I now see it was not a gimmick.

I'm pretending now. I'm just showing that you don't, never did, and never will ever have mod power at the smartmarks.

Link me to an interesting post you made or I will ban your ass.

Ban me. Go ahead.

[Guest poontank]

*mawrcs out for poon's LEGENDARY~! comeback*

 

*sits back and waits for the "yo mama" shots to fly*

OK, not exactly sure what the first part means.

 

As far as me being ordinary, I can assure you that you could not be more wrong. I am the greatest guy in the history of the internet. I could of course, make posts like yours, where all you do is say the previous post was not good, without adding anything new or evidence that what I said is true, but I will not. I am better than that.

 

I'll leave it to the 12 year olds, we can't expect much from them.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

My Commentary On This Thread:

 

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Nothing because this is a waste of time.

[Guest poontank]

My Commentary On This Thread:

 

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Nothing because this is a waste of time.

And to think at DDT this kid made it his full time job to kiss my ass.

 

 

Don't worry CWM, you can be my new smartmarks sidekick! (now get to work saying how great I am)

[Guest Angle-plex]

My Commentary On This Thread:

 

...

 

 

 

Nothing because this is a waste of time.

And to think at DDT this kid made it his full time job to kiss my ass.

 

 

Don't worry CWM, you can be my new smartmarks sidekick! (now get to work saying how great I am)

I'm still waiting for you to ban me.

[Guest poontank]

My Commentary On This Thread:

 

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Nothing because this is a waste of time.

And to think at DDT this kid made it his full time job to kiss my ass.

 

 

Don't worry CWM, you can be my new smartmarks sidekick! (now get to work saying how great I am)

I'm still waiting for you to ban me.

I'm still waiting for you to show me a post that I can base me decision on.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

BAN ME JACKASS

[Guest The Man in Blak]

*mawrcs out for poon's LEGENDARY~! comeback*

 

*sits back and waits for the "yo mama" shots to fly*

OK, not exactly sure what the first part means.

 

As far as me being ordinary, I can assure you that you could not be more wrong. I am the greatest guy in the history of the internet. I could of course, make posts like yours, where all you do is say the previous post was not good, without adding anything new or evidence that what I said is true, but I will not. I am better than that.

 

I'll leave it to the 12 year olds, we can't expect much from them.

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were actually serious about this whole "look at me - haha - I'm a - haha - mod" thing. Yes, I saw the wink, I felt the nudge - I know there's some high-concept humor going on here...but forgive me if I don't spit beer out of my nose from laughing so hard.

 

But anyways. In closing, you're lame and you should really think about losing your virginity in the near future. But mostly lame.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Yay, another reject from the pile of humanity labled 'stupid'. Guess even they have some taste.

[Guest Angle-plex]

My Commentary On This Thread:

 

...

 

 

 

Nothing because this is a waste of time.

And to think at DDT this kid made it his full time job to kiss my ass.

 

 

Don't worry CWM, you can be my new smartmarks sidekick! (now get to work saying how great I am)

I'm still waiting for you to ban me.

I'm still waiting for you to show me a post that I can base me decision on.

Base it on my post in this thread. (The one where I tell you to go back to DDT and chat with Biggelsworth)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

As part of an agreement met with DDTWrestling the greatpoontank is now the official moderator of this forum, and with it, I am making some rules.

 

From this point forward, whenever you want to make a post, first think to yourself, "Will poontank like this post?" and if the answer is no, do not post it.

 

Also, I have seen a lot of stupid people posting here, consider yourselves unofficially banned, untill I get around to getting rid of you.

 

That's all for now.

 

ps. Welcome to my domain.

(Paul E Dangerously) Poontank is a woman. Only a woman would think this highly of herself. Poontank, shut up and make me a sandwich.(/Paul E. Dangerously)

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I'M WAITING FOR A BANNING

 

 

::::DRINKS BEER AS I'M WAITING:::::

[Guest poontank]

*mawrcs out for poon's LEGENDARY~! comeback*

 

*sits back and waits for the "yo mama" shots to fly*

OK, not exactly sure what the first part means.

 

As far as me being ordinary, I can assure you that you could not be more wrong. I am the greatest guy in the history of the internet. I could of course, make posts like yours, where all you do is say the previous post was not good, without adding anything new or evidence that what I said is true, but I will not. I am better than that.

 

I'll leave it to the 12 year olds, we can't expect much from them.

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were actually serious about this whole "look at me - haha - I'm a - haha - mod" thing. Yes, I saw the wink, I felt the nudge - I know there's some high-concept humor going on here...but forgive me if I don't spit beer out of my nose from laughing so hard.

 

But anyways. In closing, you're lame and you should really think about losing your virginity in the near future. But mostly lame.

I find myself feeling bad for you. Sure, you are part of a large group picking on one person, and sure there is no pressure on you to make a decent comeback, because like the children you all are here, your just circle-jerking each other while going after a common enemy. The part I feel really bad about is, you are not funny, clever or original. See, nobody is going to do anything against you, because they are all so dazzled by me, and they are in shock.

 

Don't worry kids, you can't be bullies to me, I am too good. Go ahead, guy who posted this, say whatever bland little comeback you want. We both know it won't be true. I am the shining star of this site with a heart of gold, and an nobody like you can't do a damn thing about it.

[Guest poontank]

As part of an agreement met with DDTWrestling the greatpoontank is now the official moderator of this forum, and with it, I am making some rules.

 

From this point forward, whenever you want to make a post, first think to yourself, "Will poontank like this post?" and if the answer is no, do not post it.

 

Also, I have seen a lot of stupid people posting here, consider yourselves unofficially banned, untill I get around to getting rid of you.

 

That's all for now.

 

ps. Welcome to my domain.

(Paul E Dangerously) Poontank is a woman. Only a woman would think this highly of herself. Poontank, shut up and make me a sandwich.(/Paul E. Dangerously)

Is stealing lines from the Rock the best this site has to offer? (thank god I am here to teach you children a lesson)

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

If this is the King of Flaming at DDT then this is really really sad.

 

 

And I'm still waiting for my banning, Mr. Mod

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jackass

[Guest Angle-plex]

Poontank, how can you say people are unoriginal when you are stealing my gimmick from DDTwrestling?

[Guest Kingpk]

Sorry, I may be slow, but is this supposed to be funny? Make me angry? Gassy?

 

Ah well, I guess I don't get it so I might as well be banned.

[Guest poontank]

Poontank, how can you say people are unoriginal when you are stealing my gimmick from DDTwrestling?

Hmm...no

 

Classic bullies, too dumb to know when they are being outclassed.