poontank new mod No Holds Barred

[Guest poontank]

poontank, Situation Analysis: Hopeless.

 

You have no back-up, no sympatheziers, and the only people you've managed to annoy are beginning to ignore you. The mods are just waiting for the right time to ban you, and your pithy comebacks have been losing steam since you incorrectly stated that I was quoting the Rock.

 

 

Quit while you're ahead.

Of course no back-up, your all children afraid of DDT, so in my case, you can all band together. I don't blame you though, I would be afraid of me too.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

ps. I am always poontank wherever I go.  The name never changes.

I'd say that it'd be easy to spot you in a store with that on your nametag, but sadly I have no reason to go to Dildo's R Us.

I heard you boyfriend is really well hung. (wtf, now I am making gay jokes, man, I can't believe I am sinking to the low levels that pass as posts around here)

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

poontank, Situation Analysis: Hopeless.

 

You have no back-up, no sympatheziers, and the only people you've managed to annoy are beginning to ignore you. The mods are just waiting for the right time to ban you, and your pithy comebacks have been losing steam since you incorrectly stated that I was quoting the Rock.

 

 

Quit while you're ahead.

Of course no back-up, your all children afraid of DDT, so in my case, you can all band together. I don't blame you though, I would be afraid of me too.

You think I'm afraid of you?

 

 

I shut down Guy Stokes.

 

 

I went toe-to-toe with Kotz

 

 

I've argued with Marney, longer than most anyone else. And managed to beat her. (JFK)

 

 

You're not even in my league.

[Guest poontank]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

[Guest SupaTaft]

What is the deal with airline food?

 

-Taft

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I was also insinuating that he *was* a dildo, but whatever...

 

Oooh, so now DDT boy gets to make gay jokes. Hold the applause folks, it's the second coming of Andrew Dice Clay.

 

Poontank, I'm doing this because I have nothing better to do, and your just a target. You, on the other hand, somehow think this will look good on your resume down the line. You're fighting a losing battle. You'll have better luck shooting pool with a rope than getting *over* on this board. Your just another lame fuck in a long list of schleps who think that they are "internet Gods". You're such a God at DDT, go back there and dance the fucking YMCA with the rest of the village idiots, rather than dispose your idiocy on a respectable place like this.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I was also insinuating that he *was* a dildo, but whatever...

She.

[Guest treble charged]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Guest SupaTaft]

I've argued with Marney, longer than most anyone else. And managed to beat her. (JFK)

Dude, I beat Marney. I'm pretty sure its worth about as much as a win over the Big Show now.

 

+1

 

-Taft

[Guest poontank]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ugh, Zsasz didn't go toe-to-toe with me, and his supposed acheivements are all either blown out of proportion or didn't happen.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hell has frozen over.

 

 

Montreal won.

[Guest poontank]

Hell has frozen over.

 

 

Montreal won.

That shocked you? (poontank sits here, wishing he could have bet money with cwm)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Ugh, Zsasz didn't go toe-to-toe with me, and his supposed acheivements are all either blown out of proportion or didn't happen.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

SHhhhhhhhhh

 

 

 

*He* doesn't know that.

[Guest poontank]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

 

poontank - still the best

other guy - English second language

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

 

poontank - still the best

other guy - English second language

What are you? Carnac? How do you know what I was thinking?

 

 

You're an amatuer in a man's world sweet-ums.

[Guest poontank]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

 

poontank - still the best

other guy - English second language

What are you? Carnac?

 

 

You're an amatuer in a man's world sweet-ums.

keep trying little man, at least the children of this site will support you, but in your heart, you know I am your master

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

 

poontank - still the best

other guy - English second language

What are you? Carnac?

 

 

You're an amatuer in a man's world sweet-ums.

keep trying little man, at least the children of this site will support you, but in your heart, you know I am your master

No, you see for that to happen you have to insult me.

 

 

You still havn't done that.

 

 

I'm waiting.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Children? And exactly how old are you, Lord Poontank?

 

BTW, which member of your family is that in your sig?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

What's up, poontank? My name is Mike. I'm not in the best of moods at the moment, so I suppose you say I'm pulling a Zack here and am going nuts on you. Congrats.

 

You know, the first time I browsed through this thread, I was mildly entertained. I mean, I love a good flame war as much as the next guy. But as the thread went on, you lost all semblence of originality and wittiness and started resorting to cheap shots, questioning other people's sexuality which is something you cannot prove unless they come out and admit it, and let's face it, who's going to admit they're gay on a message board?

 

I suppose you probably see this, because an idiot wouldn't think of this shit, but there's about a thousand people like you on the internet, and you're nothing special, nor are you creative, nor are you amusing. You ceased to be amusing when you began using the word dildo every other word and used all of the maturity of a fifth grader just discovering what the word dick meant. Of course, you probably think a dildo is that thing that you tune to numbers, like 96.7, you know, and I'm okay with that. But I'm not okay - in fact, I'm fucking sick of - the pissing contest that DDT v the Smart Marks has turned into. We don't, as far as I know, bug you, so why don't you take your ball and go home with it? We don't want it. We don't want you on our territory, and therein we stay off yours. Hence, the golden rule, treat others the way you would like to be treated? Yeah. Didn't your mother teach you any manners, son, seeing as you're so bent on acting elitist? Honestly, you amaze me by being able to actually act elitist when, in reality, your motor skills are at the level of an Edsel. I'm sick of you, I'm sick of people like you, and I'm sick of people from your message board, so why don't you take the hint and fuck off? Are hints too hard to understand for you, sunshine? Do you need me to stop bringing the subtleties and make it very clear? Cuz I can do that too.

 

We don't want you here. Kindly, fuck off.

[Guest poontank]

Well, since I still believe you're a woman, I'd say you have a guilty concsience if you interpret that as gay when for all you know he was just accuseing you of loving dildos.

 

 

I mean, who doesn't?

Who doesn't like dildos?

It's called sarcasm, sweetness.

 

 

Look into it.

 

 

 

Zsasz: 1 Poon: 0

define sarcasm

 

poontank - the winner

the other guy - confused about the definition of sarcasm

Sarcasm means that what I stated was done so in a sardonic manner.

 

 

2- Love bitch.

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

 

poontank - still the best

other guy - English second language

What are you? Carnac?

 

 

You're an amatuer in a man's world sweet-ums.

keep trying little man, at least the children of this site will support you, but in your heart, you know I am your master

No, you see for that to happen you have to insult me.

 

 

You still havn't done that.

 

 

I'm waiting.

I, as a rule, never insult people. You kids can go after me, but I don't stoop to that level. I just let your bad posts speak for themselves. (you are not disapointing me either)

[Guest Flyboy]

Guys, you are posting right after each other.

 

Quoting is not needed.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Yeah. The half-page sig is bad enough without another half-page of quotes.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Flyboy-it makes it look like his posts are going to be intelligent.

 

Mike-AMEN

 

And to you, poontank-you have insulted us. You've done it with you're very presence, because the IQ level of this board has dropped completely since you reared your ugly head. Take a step back, take a deep breath, swallow your pride as well as the cum of that nice sailor you just met, and LEAVE.

[Guest Flyboy]

EPD....

 

You're ghey. *flames*

[Guest poontank]

kiddo, you were not using sarcasm when you said you loved dildos. (confession maybe?)

What's up, poontank? My name is Mike. I'm not in the best of moods at the moment, so I suppose you say I'm pulling a Zack here and am going nuts on you. Congrats.

 

You know, the first time I browsed through this thread, I was mildly entertained. I mean, I love a good flame war as much as the next guy. But as the thread went on, you lost all semblence of originality and wittiness and started resorting to cheap shots, questioning other people's sexuality which is something you cannot prove unless they come out and admit it, and let's face it, who's going to admit they're gay on a message board?

 

I suppose you probably see this, because an idiot wouldn't think of this shit, but there's about a thousand people like you on the internet, and you're nothing special, nor are you creative, nor are you amusing. You ceased to be amusing when you began using the word dildo every other word and used all of the maturity of a fifth grader just discovering what the word dick meant. Of course, you probably think a dildo is that thing that you tune to numbers, like 96.7, you know, and I'm okay with that. But I'm not okay - in fact, I'm fucking sick of - the pissing contest that DDT v the Smart Marks has turned into. We don't, as far as I know, bug you, so why don't you take your ball and go home with it? We don't want it. We don't want you on our territory, and therein we stay off yours. Hence, the golden rule, treat others the way you would like to be treated? Yeah. Didn't your mother teach you any manners, son, seeing as you're so bent on acting elitist? Honestly, you amaze me by being able to actually act elitist when, in reality, your motor skills are at the level of an Edsel. I'm sick of you, I'm sick of people like you, and I'm sick of people from your message board, so why don't you take the hint and fuck off? Are hints too hard to understand for you, sunshine? Do you need me to stop bringing the subtleties and make it very clear? Cuz I can do that too.

 

We don't want you here. Kindly, fuck off.

I did, make a gay joke, but only after he made a gay joke against me. I also commented that the joke was a shot at the low quality of posts at this site.

 

STRIKE ONE

 

I used the word dildo? Read it again. Some other moron brought it up, I only questioned what the fuck he was talking about. Did I even type the word?

 

STRIKE TWO

 

I am an invader from DDT? No, I am here as a peace maker, part of a deal with the owners of this site to make peace, and possibly merge the 2 sites if we can all get along. Right now, I am just messing with you guys to see how sensitive you all are.

 

STRIKE THREE

 

Mike, despite your mistakes, I would put you down as the smartest person I have come across at this site. You just need to pay a little more attention to details.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Somebody should close this topic, or we should all stop responding to it.

[Guest Flyboy]

Somebody should close this topic, or we should all stop responding to it.

I'm for the latter.

 

Which that... this will be the last post of this thread. Thank you, and have a great day.