poontank new mod No Holds Barred

[Guest Downhome]

*sigh*, and now you people see what I had to put up with for a year.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Poontank, how can you say people are unoriginal when you are stealing my gimmick from DDTwrestling?

Hmm...no

 

Classic bullies, too dumb to know when they are being outclassed.

I forgot, I never pretended to be a mod at DDT, so I guess you aren't trying to act like me.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'M WAITING FOR A BANNING

 

 

::::DRINKS BEER AS I'M WAITING:::::

Yeah, why are we still humoring this fuckwad?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

As part of an agreement met with DDTWrestling the greatpoontank is now the official moderator of this forum, and with it, I am making some rules.

 

From this point forward, whenever you want to make a post, first think to yourself, "Will poontank like this post?" and if the answer is no, do not post it.

 

Also, I have seen a lot of stupid people posting here, consider yourselves unofficially banned, untill I get around to getting rid of you.

 

That's all for now.

 

ps. Welcome to my domain.

(Paul E Dangerously) Poontank is a woman. Only a woman would think this highly of herself. Poontank, shut up and make me a sandwich.(/Paul E. Dangerously)

Is stealing lines from the Rock the best this site has to offer? (thank god I am here to teach you children a lesson)

Silly trolls too stupid too relize I'm quoting "The Danger Zone"

[Guest The Man in Blak]

I find myself feeling bad for you. Sure, you are part of a large group picking on one person, and sure there is no pressure on you to make a decent comeback, because like the children you all are here, your just circle-jerking each other while going after a common enemy. The part I feel really bad about is, you are not funny, clever or original. See, nobody is going to do anything against you, because they are all so dazzled by me, and they are in shock.

 

Don't worry kids, you can't be bullies to me, I am too good. Go ahead, guy who posted this, say whatever bland little comeback you want. We both know it won't be true. I am the shining star of this site with a heart of gold, and an nobody like you can't do a damn thing about it.

...

 

Heh.

 

Well, there's no use in getting into a battle of wits when your opponent is unarmed...so I guess I'll just have to sit back and laugh at all of this. (And believe me, this is quite hilarious.)

 

Since you can't engage in a meaningful argument without "circumventing" everyone else with ridiculous (and unwarranted) claims of how great you are, I guess I'll just have to wait for the inevitable "haha I'm not really a mod I was just fucking with all of you you're all losers" blast that finally ends the joke.

 

In the meantime, just to throw another log on the comedic fire (ha HA...anybody got any gum?), I'll just post this picture:

 

 

Now I'm sure you have an entertaining reason why this pic isn't under your name, or why you aren't in the "Super Moderators" members group. I know you can do it - you haven't failed to bring a smile to my face yet.

[Guest poontank]

I find myself feeling bad for you.  Sure, you are part of a large group picking on one person, and sure there is no pressure on you to make a decent comeback, because like the children you all are here, your just circle-jerking each other while going after a common enemy.  The part I feel really bad about is, you are not funny, clever or original.  See, nobody is going to do anything against you, because they are all so dazzled by me, and they are in shock.

 

Don't worry kids, you can't be bullies to me, I am too good.  Go ahead, guy who posted this, say whatever bland little comeback you want.  We both know it won't be true.  I am the shining star of this site with a heart of gold, and an nobody like you can't do a damn thing about it.

...

 

Heh.

 

Well, there's no use in getting into a battle of wits when your opponent is unarmed...so I guess I'll just have to sit back and laugh at all of this. (And believe me, this is quite hilarious.)

 

Since you can't engage in a meaningful argument without "circumventing" everyone else with ridiculous (and unwarranted) claims of how great you are, I guess I'll just have to wait for the inevitable "haha I'm not really a mod I was just fucking with all of you you're all losers" blast that finally ends the joke.

 

In the meantime, just to throw another log on the comedic fire (ha HA...anybody got any gum?), I'll just post this picture:

 

 

Now I'm sure you have an entertaining reason why this pic isn't under your name, or why you aren't in the "Super Moderators" members group. I know you can do it - you haven't failed to bring a smile to my face yet.

I don't have that moderator sign under my name because I don't want to seem arrogant.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Since it's Sunday, does this count as the obligatory troll for this week, or last week?

[Guest The Man in Blak]

*is duly amused*

 

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ARTHUR:

You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

[pause]

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

[pause]

I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.

[pause]

 

You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

[pause]

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT:

None shall pass.

ARTHUR:

What?

BLACK KNIGHT:

None shall pass.

ARTHUR:

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT:

Then you shall die.

ARTHUR:

I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT:

I move for no man.

ARTHUR:

So be it!

ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:

Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

 

ARTHUR:

Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT:

'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR:

A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT:

No, it isn't.

ARTHUR:

Well, what's that, then?

BLACK KNIGHT:

I've had worse.

ARTHUR:

You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT:

Come on, you pansy!

[clang]

Huyah!

[clang]

Hiyaah!

[clang]

Aaaaaaaah!

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

 

ARTHUR:

Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--

BLACK KNIGHT:

Hah!

[kick]

Come on, then.

ARTHUR:

What?

BLACK KNIGHT:

Have at you!

[kick]

ARTHUR:

Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT:

Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR:

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT:

Yes, I have.

ARTHUR:

Look!

BLACK KNIGHT:

Just a flesh wound.

[kick]

ARTHUR:

Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT:

Chicken!

[kick]

Chickennn!

ARTHUR:

Look, I'll have your leg.

[kick]

Right!

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

 

BLACK KNIGHT:

Right. I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR:

You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT:

Come here!

ARTHUR:

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT:

I'm invincible!

ARTHUR:

You're a looney.

BLACK KNIGHT:

The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

 

BLACK KNIGHT:

Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR:

Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT:

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You know, I never really bothered with trolls much, or got involved (heavily at least) in the invasions that took place on various other forums, but I'm in a "venting" kind of mood, so it looks like I found a target.

 

poontank, you're a mod now, huh? The powers of banning, the responsibility of watching over our board, the end all and be all comes down to you? Somehow I doubt this. You want to talk about 'ban this, ban that'? First off, take some Ban deoderant and rub it under your arms, cuz ya stink, shithead. Now, I'm not totally aware of the incestuous relationship that produced you, but I can only assume it involved your father, your sister, and perhaps the family cat Sparky. I'm also not aware of the challenges you faced in your youth, but it's obvious blows to the head, lack of attention, and not properly being toilet trained have turned you into some worthless, bitter at the world fuck whose only outlet in life is to get his rocks off on a message board. I come here for fun, for good conversations with good people, and I turn a corner and there's some fucktard like you thinking that you're the next George Carlin by spouting stupid lines, even stupider comebacks, and proclaiming yourself to be "the shit". Well, you've definetly got the shit part right. Take your virginal ass to the porn store, buy a midget fetish magazine, lock yourself in your room, curl into a ball, and attempt to blow yourself until you hear a snapping sound. When you're unable to move your neck (or any limb for that matter) and can't make it to the keyboard to try and "take over" this place, only then will the sun shine on this thread.

 

Sorry if I rambled, so the loose translation of that post is:

 

 

Suck my ass, numbnuts.

 

Ban me.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

TESTIFY ZACK

 

 

I'm still waiting for my banning jackass

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Zack that's some good shit right there

[Guest poontank]

You know, I never really bothered with trolls much, or got involved (heavily at least) in the invasions that took place on various other forums, but I'm in a "venting" kind of mood, so it looks like I found a target.

 

poontank, you're a mod now, huh? The powers of banning, the responsibility of watching over our board, the end all and be all comes down to you? Somehow I doubt this. You want to talk about 'ban this, ban that'? First off, take some Ban deoderant and rub it under your arms, cuz ya stink, shithead. Now, I'm not totally aware of the incestuous relationship that produced you, but I can only assume it involved your father, your sister, and perhaps the family cat Sparky. I'm also not aware of the challenges you faced in your youth, but it's obvious blows to the head, lack of attention, and not properly being toilet trained have turned you into some worthless, bitter at the world fuck whose only outlet in life is to get his rocks off on a message board. I come here for fun, for good conversations with good people, and I turn a corner and there's some fucktard like you thinking that you're the next George Carlin by spouting stupid lines, even stupider comebacks, and proclaiming yourself to be "the shit". Well, you've definetly got the shit part right. Take your virginal ass to the porn store, buy a midget fetish magazine, lock yourself in your room, curl into a ball, and attempt to blow yourself until you hear a snapping sound. When you're unable to move your neck (or any limb for that matter) and can't make it to the keyboard to try and "take over" this place, only then will the sun shine on this thread.

 

Sorry if I rambled, so the loose translation of that post is:

 

 

Suck my ass, numbnuts.

 

Ban me.

If I could suck my own dick, I would not be spend time at this site, reading drunken rambles like your post here.

[Guest poontank]

Zack that's some good shit right there

Why do I doubt he would want your support, if anything, it's a badge of shame.

 

ps. What a pack of amatures you are, no matter how bad these posts against me are, you keep saying how great they are.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Legacy of evil? Evil would be insulted.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

If I could suck my own dick, I would not be spend time at this site, reading drunken rambles like your post here.

The first step is admittance.

 

So admit you made a mistake coming here and bothering these good people, throw on your Ultimate Warrior jacket that was two sizes too small about 5 years ago, and stroll off to find another place to pollute.

[Guest poontank]

If I could suck my own dick, I would not be spend time at this site, reading drunken rambles like your post here.

The first step is admittance.

 

So admit you made a mistake coming here and bothering these good people, throw on your Ultimate Warrior jacket that was two sizes too small about 5 years ago, and stroll off to find another place to pollute.

You are not going to understand this today, but maybe you will remember it and use it later on.

 

Part of having a sense of humor is being able to make fun of yourself. That's why when you read my posts, you care, and when we read your's, they go ignored. I am funny, you are not.

[Guest MrRant]

Shouldn't you be trying to make DDT into some sports board or something?

[Guest poontank]

Shouldn't you be trying to make DDT into some sports board or something?

Why bother, ddt is a lost cause.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If I could suck my own dick, I would not be spend time at this site, reading drunken rambles like your post here.

The first step is admittance.

 

So admit you made a mistake coming here and bothering these good people, throw on your Ultimate Warrior jacket that was two sizes too small about 5 years ago, and stroll off to find another place to pollute.

You are not going to understand this today, but maybe you will remember it and use it later on.

 

Part of having a sense of humor is being able to make fun of yourself. That's why when you read my posts, you care, and when we read your's, they go ignored. I am funny, you are not.

Funny is subjective.

 

You find yourself funny.

 

Most sane people do not.

 

 

Hell, when I trolled (La Parka coming to the WWE!) at least most people agreed it was just a goof, no harm done. But you just keep going and going and going.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I still haven't been banned.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Shouldn't you be trying to make DDT into some sports board or something?

Why bother, ddt is a lost cause.

The first/only true thing he's said.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Did anyone else used to play with those things where you put the little lights through black paper in the box that plugged in and got so hot it melted action figures? What did they call them... LIGHT BRIGHTS!! That's it.

 

What... I'm sorry? Oh, this doesn't have anything to do with the thread? Sorry about that... I thought that this was just another troll thread to post useless shit in.

 

My bad.

 

I like your sig Poopstank.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I still haven't been banned.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

No, but you have been TOLD~!

 

 

Just kidding Kotz.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack that's some good shit right there

Why do I doubt he would want your support, if anything, it's a badge of shame.

 

All right dicksmack, here's the deal...

 

You doubt I'd want CWM's support? Of course I would. CWM's a good guy, I've had a hella good time with him in the OAOAST, and he's someone I talk to fairly often outside of the forum. In fact, there are more than a few people on this site that I'd consider actual friends. Unlike you, who has to change his screen name once a day because people have the tendency to block your lame ass once you get the courage to type a sentence. These people want to support me, let them. I'll support them as well. It's their choice, and it's my choice. What I don't support, and I know they don't either, is some dickless hack cutting in on our turf. Now, while that may sound egotistical, I'm perfectly content in saying it because you're the odd man out here. You are the one who doesn't belong. Pack it up junior. Take a hint and take a hike. And if you come back with one of those "why do you talk to me if you don't like me" replies, then you're just an unoriginal fuck. The first few times maybe you'd get the hint. If you're that sad that this is how you enjoy yourself, posting at places where no one likes you while jacking it to fake nudes of Ewan McGregor online, then God has already dealt his hand with you, and there's no need to bother with a hapless twit like yourself.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If you're that sad that this is how you enjoy yourself, posting at places where no one likes you while jacking it to fake nudes of Ewan McGregor online, then God has already dealt his hand with you, and there's no need to bother with a hapless twit like yourself.

You KNOW a thread is fucked up when it includes *fake* nudes of Ewan McGregor.

[Guest poontank]

All right dicksmack, here's the deal...

 

You doubt I'd want CWM's support?  Of course I would.  CWM's a good guy, I've had a hella good time with him in the OAOAST, and he's someone I talk to fairly often outside of the forum.  In fact, there are more than a few people on this site that I'd consider actual friends.  Unlike you, who has to change his screen name once a day because people have the tendency to block your lame ass once you get the courage to type a sentence.  These people want to support me, let them.  I'll support them as well.  It's their choice, and it's my choice.  What I don't support, and I know they don't either, is some dickless hack cutting in on our turf.  Now, while that may sound egotistical, I'm perfectly content in saying it because you're the odd man out here.  You are the one who doesn't belong.  Pack it up junior.  Take a hint and take a hike.  And if you come back with one of those "why do you talk to me if you don't like me" replies, then you're just an unoriginal fuck.  The first few times maybe you'd get the hint.  If you're that sad that this is how you enjoy yourself, posting at places where no one likes you while jacking it to fake nudes of Ewan McGregor online, then God has already dealt his hand with you, and there's no need to bother with a hapless twit like yourself.

Who cares who your "friend" is?

 

ps. I am always poontank wherever I go. The name never changes.

[Guest Flyboy]

This thread...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-wait for it-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is ghey.

EL BRUJO... you are my hero.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

ps. I am always poontank wherever I go. The name never changes.

I'd say that it'd be easy to spot you in a store with that on your nametag, but sadly I have no reason to go to Dildo's R Us.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

poontank, Situation Analysis: Hopeless.

 

You have no back-up, no sympatheziers, and the only people you've managed to annoy are beginning to ignore you. The mods are just waiting for the right time to ban you, and your pithy comebacks have been losing steam since you incorrectly stated that I was quoting the Rock.

 

 

Quit while you're ahead.

[Guest poontank]

ps. I am always poontank wherever I go.  The name never changes.

I'd say that it'd be easy to spot you in a store with that on your nametag, but sadly I have no reason to go to Dildo's R Us.

I heard you boyfriend is really well hung. (wtf, now I am making gay jokes, man, I can't believe I am sinking to the low levels that pass as posts around here)