Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Speaking of jizz, did you know that an average man ejaculates at a speed of 28 MPH? It's true. No wonder I keep waking up with speeding tickets on my crotch *rimshot*. Thank you, I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Why does this thread make me think of that story that one poster said about kissing that girl at a party, and then finding out that she had just gave another guy a BJ? And who was that anyways? godthedog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 29, 2002 worst ways to die: Drowning/suffocation/etc.: Already been covered Scared to death: It'd have to be some scary shit to scare you literally to death, and I wouldn't wanna see something that scary. Best way to die: Oral sexed to death And that's just sick. Whale sperm, huh? Blech. Man, I was just hoping the whales peed and crapped in the water like all the other sea creatures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
