The Official Ban Agnes Petition

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Erm...am I supposed to know?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I could teach you if you don't know, Yuna.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Ummmmm...............no thanks.... Although I'm sure KinkyShane-O'Mac (one of my musies, of course) and you would get along just fine.

 

*thinks* No..I think it best if I kept the two of you as far away from each other as possible.

[Guest Flyboy]

Erm...am I supposed to know?

Don't play naive, Yuna.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I'm not. That's just not info virgins should know.

[Guest Flyboy]

Having a cock in your mouth does not mean you're still not a virgin.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Obviously, I know that. Still, it's not info I particuraly need.

[Guest Flyboy]

It's useful to have when the time 'comes', however.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Suck my cock, Yuna. Please.

 

 

 

 

nah, not really

[Guest Flyboy]

No, he wasn't.

 

He was dead serious.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

You horny bastards... *gives the both of you an all-day pass to her Musie Hotel*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(hears talk of fellatio, ears perk up)

 

What? She's going to what?

 

Well, I guess it'll be all right...

 

(removes belt)

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

*gives Kotz an all day pass to her hotel as well*

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm horny. Insanely horny. I admit it.

 

But I'll pass on your great oral sex abilities.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

*orders pizza, pulls on leather mask*

 

Better get comfortable folks. We're going to be here a while.

[Guest Flyboy]

Sorry.

 

Momma told me hotels were bad places.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What's a Musie hotel?

[Guest Flyboy]

A hotel with all her slash males, I'm guessing.

 

I'd rather have head, Yuna.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

But I'll pass on your great oral sex abilities.

 

I wasn't offering.

 

Kotz, a Musie Hotel is...a hotel for my musies. Musies are the..umm...people.. that help me write. Although I haven't written a story in a while, so my musies are mainly here for my RPs and my amusement.

 

And Flyboy, not all my musies are guys. I have two chicks: Lita (she goes with my Matt muse...when he's not with...umm..I'll shut up), and Victoria (to go with Stevie..duh!). Of course, when I read HLA fics, then Stacy or Trish usually make a short appearance.

[Guest Flyboy]

But I'll pass on your great oral sex abilities.

 

I wasn't offering.

It was subtle.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So... Musies are your friends and fellow freaks?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

*shakes her head at all the insanity*

 

But, to add to it, why don't I just introduce them?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Er... okay.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Hey Yuna, write a fic about me. You can even make me have gay sex with wrestlers if you wants.

Here are the personal specs you'll need...

my head is shaved

my eyes are brown and intense

I'm mysterious and enigmatic

my dick is fucking huge

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

IDRM, I only write fics about my musies...

[Guest Flyboy]

my dick is fucking huge

Stop getting your schlong confused with mine.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Who are the musies, dammit?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

you gave me a pass to your hotel, Yuna, that means I am your musie

 

and don't delude yourself, Flyboy

[Guest Flyboy]

Fine.

 

We both have big schlongs.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I was going to write a silly mini-fic to introduce them all, but damn my brainfreeze to hell. Grrrr...

 

But my active musies, ie those being used in RPs and stuff, are:

Jericho, E&C, Shawn Michaels, RVD, Stevie Richards, Victoria, Lita, Raven, 'Taker, Eddie Guerrero (who still has the mullet), Rico, Matt, Shanny, Shane (O'Mac and Helms), Jeff (doesn't every gal have a Jeff muse?), Gangrel, DDP, Mysterio, Brock, Kane, Sean Waltman, Beni (The Mummy), Emmett Honeycutt (QaF)

 

...I think that's all. But, most likely, I'm forgetting some.

 

And IDRM, that just means you're allowed in my hotel...doesn't mean you're a musie.