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Guest Kotzenjunge
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I'm sorry, don't you have a wider variety in your "penisless" section? Victoria and Lita will do for now, but I expect you to join us.

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Very well. But I shall haunt your dreams, and when you masturbate, you shall hear my voice, whispering on the wind... "Oooooh I'm a musie..."

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*sigh* Fine. You're a musie. Happy now? Still won't write about ya...

 

I'm sorry, don't you have a wider variety in your "penisless" section? Victoria and Lita will do for now, but I expect you to join us.

 

Erm..join what? Besides, the Writer is off-limits.

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Yuna will write an underage sex story about you and her.

 

It shall be read by millions.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Erm..join what? Besides, the Writer is off-limits.

Fuck that, you're joining us. I want a four-some while I'm still at my statistical physical peak.

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I'm all for the story as long as I can spray my jizz on Yuna's sweet face.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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I claim Yuna's ass in the name of IDRM.

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But...the writer must maintain control over the hotel...via...laptop! It's my solemn duty. Besides, you wouldn't want Jeffy or RVD to get control of the laptop, would you?

 

*sigh* Fine, I'll join in your foursome. But first, I must give the control of this entire place my most trusted, and obviously faveorite muse.

 

*hands the all-powerful laptop to Stevie Richards*

 

Ummmm..who is writing the story?

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So, I get to spray jizz on Yuna's face?!?!

 

*faints*

 

Ummmm..who is writing the story?

 

You.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Ass banging.

 

Yes, that's right. Ass banging.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Ok, it goes like this: I fuck Yuna in the ass while she blows Flyboy. Kotz runs the camera.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Fuck that, I'm in the middle of it all. TRIPLE PENETRATION, BAYBEE!

 

And if you ever call me Kotzy again, you don't get the MASSIVE ITALIAN DONG~!

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Who needs Italian dong?

 

She has my chocolate schlong in her mouth.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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You can lay under her and fuck her cunt, Kotz. But then you'd have Flyboys balls in your face.

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(I'll say that this is the most unique post I have ever been involved in.)

 

Back to business, however.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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I'd be with two other nude men, I don't think it'd concern me much at that point.

 

Besides, if I wanted to, I could just headbutt him in the sack and take his place.

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If you headbutt my sack, I would teabag you after I recover.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Nope, because, if she does write this, Steven Richards will do a run-in and ream your asshole until you screamed out Big (and we do mean BIG) Stevie Cool's name before you could even get near me.

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(I'll say that this is the most unique post I have ever been involved in.)

 

You're not the only one...

You can talk or type...

 

You have something in your mouth.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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For now, Adam...

 

For now.

 

Come on! I've only had bad head! Let me get good head for once! Do you have any idea how BAD bad head can be? Do you???

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Stevie: *disgusted look* Erm...I'll pass. The only way I'll be in this story is if I'm with Raven, dammit!

 

Rico: *has a whiny fit about NOONE being fashionable for a few minutes until Brocky carrys him away to a hotel room*

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No.

 

I've only had good head in my young experience.

 

*basks*

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