The Official Ban Agnes Petition

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's settled then, you go join IDRM down there. I'll hold the fort (or her head) down up here.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I've had bad head, but I still came like a shotgun. I'm easy like that.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Come on! I've only had bad head! Let me get good head for once! Do you have any idea how BAD bad head can be? Do you???

 

Mysterio: Pfft...I'll do you one better. Try being a musie that gets NONE...at...all. *pauses, then smiles invitingly*

[Guest Flyboy]

Fine. You can get the head, but that's only because I'm sleepy.

 

(Have fun you guys)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've had bad head, but I still came like a shotgun. I'm easy like that.

Yeah? Welllllll, I was using SHEER WILLPOWER just to keep that motherfucker up, let alone orgasm.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What is this business with these other people getting involved? This is supposed to be about IDRM and myself totally violating and sending a young temptress into galaxies of pleasure.

 

Flyboy would be with us, but he's busy sleeping with Raven and Steven in the other room.

 

(I just thought of the poor souls who sign on tomorrow and look at this thread)

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Victoria: Since Yunie's...umm..busy...I'll speak for her. Noone has to get involved, Mysterio is just pouting, as usual. *pause* Flyboy...with MY Stevie??? Oh HELL no! *goes into the room to bitch slap the fuck outta Flyboy*

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Holy shit, Yuna's pleasuring herself just thinking about it. Hellz yeah, yo.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

(Erm...no. You're the ones keeping me busy in the RP)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You know, lacking any knowledge of how you look, I'm just substituting that woman in your sig for you in these little posts.

 

(examines closer)

 

Needs more ass.

[Guest treble charged]

This thread sure has taken a turn for the worse.

 

I blame megan.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Either join in or leave, it's at the point of no return now.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

We're role playing? I thought we were just talking...

ok then...

*rams Yuna's ass with my anaconda*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Either join in or leave, it's at the point of no return now.

 

Mysterio: I thought you were against others joining... *pouts*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ehh, I prefer to let them say what they're doing, then I have my turn.

 

IDRM -- Jumpin' the gun and shootin' the load 24/7.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Mysterio: *cough*Bastard*cough*

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Bitches be scared of this devil dick

cause I'm diggin in the pussy like a shovel bitch

lookin for a cutie in your mouth there's a hooty

when I whip out my dick I do my duty

in the hot booty

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*walks in*

 

Scream it, Yuna....you just know you wanna Ban Agnes don't you.... don't you, you slashy bitch~!

 

*walks out*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Victoria: *follows Rando to give him a few bitch slaps and ear bites*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

....must she know my WEAKNESS~!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Lita: *just poses sexily for the sake of posing while Victoria makes Rando her bitch*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I propose that Yuna leave this... predator with the name of Rat's Milk and join me in another room for a one-on-one encounter.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I need some pussy on me dick like a rubber

I fucked your mother, but I don't love her

Yuna walked right past me

Lookin' like a ho and then she asked me

Would I dick her down, straight kick her down

Big big dick, huh, dumbass trick

Fuckin' in the back of my Coupe

Once again the devil's in the soup

With another cutie she got the booty

She got the big fat ass booty

She got the hot booty

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

ahem....Nobody makes me a Bitch.....

 

*gives Victoria a sexually arousing KICK TO THE FUCKING FACE*

 

You Like That, BIATCH~!

 

*walks out*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna: *stretches* Damn back cramps! *gets a massage by her second fave, Seanny* I can't really go "anywhere" since I'm.....gawd I sound so childish.....way past my bedtime. Well, actually, I don't have a bed time, but it's almost 2am and I get up around 7 for school.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Lita: *sulks in the corner* And I was hoping to get laid! *stares longingly after Rando*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We shall continue this later then.

 

(feel free to contact me on AIM if you want, this whole little episode has taken you out of Patrick's doghouse)

 

And if Lita wants some that bad, I can help her out. She's my second favorite anyway.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Why was I ever in the doghouse? Oh, and my AIM is "StevieRichardsSU" ....It's for my blurty journal char. The "SU" stands for "Simply Unreal", which is the community I'm in. I'm not on at the moment, though.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The constant slash stuff and the y's after the names... it was just all very very annoying.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Oh goodie....Lita wants some Ruthleth Agrethiom...

 

tell her to go with Spoon....