The One and Only WWE Smackdown! Thread

[Guest RenegadeX28]

After you've devoured the turkey, sit back, relax and tune in to UPN at 8 p.m./7 CT for the Thanksgiving edition of SmackDown!

 

The question on everyone's mind this week is, Will Stephanie McMahon suspend Brock Lesnar? Last week, Brock defied SmackDown's General Manager not once, but twice, even when he was threatened specifically with suspension. Will Stephanie actually suspend arguably the hottest star in sports entertainment? Or will she risk chaos on her on show by going back on her word?

 

Speaking of hot stars (and also, perhaps, speaking of chaos), Scott Steiner WILL be on SmackDown! What will he have to say?

 

The WWE Tag Team Championship will be on the line, as Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero defend against Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. Can the American hero and his partner take home the gold on Thanksgiving Day? These four Superstars have been having classic matches over the last month or so, and there's no reason to believe this Thursday's encounter, with the title on the line, won't be another must-see battle.

 

Speaking of must-see, Dawn Marie will take on Torrie Wilson in a Pilgrim Fashion Show! As the saying goes, regardless of whether Dawn Marie or Torrie is deemed the victor of this contest, all the fans are guaranteed to be winners!

 

Also, Edge and Rey Mysterio team up once again, this time to take on Matt Hardy and John Cena.

 

All this and much more this week on SmackDown!, airing Thursday (Thanksgiving night) on UPN at 8/7 CT!

[Paul Stanley 0]

Least it's better than a gravy bowl match..

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No food fight?

[Guest deadbeater]

No Poontang Pie for Michael Cole? He will be lonely.

[Guest tpww7]

I have a feeling this show could get below a 2 rating.

[Guest teke184]

You're probably right, TPWW... not only is this a holiday show, it's one with ABYSMAL live reviews coming in. If it's above a 2.5, they'll be thankful. If it's above a 3.0, it'll be a goddamn miracle.

[Guest tpww7]

Whoooo, I mark for the Cat.

[Paul Stanley 0]

The Cat baybay! Somebody call his momma!

[Guest HartFan86]

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA.

 

BTW, my guess is the rating will be around 2.1

[Guest teke184]

There's a trash-bag HO in the ring... SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA before I whup her ass.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hehehehe...they did with the Cat the same thing that they did with Heyman.

 

...F5 HER BROCK!

[Guest HartFan86]

If they keep showing that turkey getting hit with a chair, the World Wildlife Fund will have another thing to sue them for.

[Guest HartFan86]

Can you feel the sexual tension?

[Guest HartFan86]

"Brock Lesnar screwed Brock Lesnar"

 

Oh my god.

[Guest tpww7]

Oh Jesus.. Brock screwed Brock.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Let's see how long this "suspension" will go on.

 

...wait a second...for World Title credibility, they give Angle the Bret Hart treatment...but for this, they give Lesnar it...

[Guest Mole]

If they keep showing that turkey getting hit with a chair, the World Wildlife Fund will have another thing to sue them for.

LMAO!!

 

 

Anyway, where have I heard that line before? I didn't screw Brock, Brock screwed Brock...? Oh ya, I remember...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Since when is The Cat a commentator? I didn't know the WWE even signed him. I know he had a dark match.

[Guest tpww7]

Has the Cat even talked? I heard him when they showed him but not after that.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Nightstick as a thermometer?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

They haven't been talking because of what was going on in the ring.

[Guest HartFan86]

Yeah, I can't understand one fucking word he's saying.

[Paul Stanley 0]

It's a man's world..ahh James Brown references 4 life

[Guest HartFan86]

Matt has been to Plymouth Rock. Thank god.

[Paul Stanley 0]

MATT!!!

 

He's been to plymouth Rock!

 

Boring holiday!

[Guest tpww7]

Matt has been to Plymouth Rock!...

 

Matt thinks Thanksgiving is boring! I agree.

[Guest HartFan86]

"Matt thinks thanksgiving is a boring holiday"

 

Holy shit, we agree on something.

[Paul Stanley 0]

B Squared & John Cena!

[Guest Army Eye]

B squared? Hrm. I thought Bull was doing some kind of Waylon Mercy gimmick?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

B Squared??? If they do this right I might like Bull Buchanan's new gimmick.