The One and Only WWE Smackdown! Thread

[Guest HartFan86]

BOOMSHALAKAAKAKAKAKAKA!!! WRESTLEMANIA ARCADE GAME VINCE MCMAHON

[Paul Stanley]

Boomshakala, Steiner should do commentary for NBA Jam

[LaParkaYourCar]

How did they get a Boom Shakalaka sign in the crowd so quick?

[Guest HartFan86]

That canned heat is so fucking obvious...at least Mark Henry isn't still around.

[Guest HartFan86]

Kidman's music fucking sucks so much.

[Paul Stanley]

They could make a stable with kidman, cena, b squared, hardy

 

Kidman can say Cena did his theme

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL...the Cat lost his voice.

 

Wait...that means we're stuck with Cole for the next 15 minutes? Whoopdie fucking do.

[Guest HartFan86]

What was the point of having Noble lose to Kidman? Just cause he got new music? WWE, it's not 2001 anymore when Kidman was you know, over.

[Paul Stanley]

Moolah/Show..great

[Guest HartFan86]

Big Show vs. Moolah. Yum.

[Guest HartFan86]

Big Show needs a make over.

 

Shave the head, new ring attire, new theme music, new titantron.

[Guest HartFan86]

Those Moolah chants WEREN'T canned. The hell?

[LaParkaYourCar]

Damn Brock threw Big Show like he was a doll.

[Guest HartFan86]

HOLY SHIT!! That announce table SHATTERED...it didn't even collapse, it fucking SHATTERED.

[ChrisMWaters]

...you know something...Paul Heyman reminds me of the Danny DeVito version of The Penguin...

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, one of those cops looked like The Dames.

[ChrisMWaters]

Those Moolah chants WEREN'T canned. The hell?

Hometown pop

[Guest HartFan86]

Well....that was obviously a throw-away Smackdown. A few parts where humorous, but that's about it.

 

Now time to watch Jonah die.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Is Al Snow wearing a Yahoo t-shirt??

 

Why did they give away the fact that Jonah is faking?

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm sorry, but Bill calling someone a "fat piece of shit"....well, yes.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Bill DeMott calling Jonah a fat piece of shit??? What's wrong with that sentence?

[Paul Stanley]

I want to date Kelly

[Guest HartFan86]

Matt's been my pick from day one.....and he still is.

 

He stays out of the shit, wrestles good, and has the look.

 

Sign him.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Trip time!!

 

Iceland????

[Guest Downhome]

Is there anyone else who isn't watching Tough Enough this season out of anger of the end of the last season?

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

I turned off the TV during Moolah vs. Big Show obviously, I don't give a shit about seeing that. It also looks like Stephanie's turning back into the annoying, airtime-hogging heel she was earlier this year, which means we'll either have to use the mute button or change the channel during any one of her segments again.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Is there anyone else who isn't watching Tough Enough this season out of anger of the end of the last season?

Me, since I obviously never talk about it in a Smackdown thread.

[LaParkaYourCar]

I turned off the TV during Moolah vs. Big Show obviously, I don't give a shit about seeing that. It also looks like Stephanie's turning back into the annoying, airtime-hogging heel she was earlier this year, which means we'll either have to use the mute button or change the channel during any one of her segments again.

There was no match. Heyman just cut a promo telling Big Show to treat her like Brock, but Brock came out and F5'ed Show through the table.

[Guest HartFan86]

I think they were screwed either way last year...Jake obviously was going to be a flop, and Kenny was really nothing that special.

 

The only good they was they got the Matt kid to a development contract.

 

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SIGN THE GUY FROM TOUGH ENOUGH 1 WHO TOOK THE PUNCH FROM HHH RIGHT. AND I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HIS NAME.

[Guest HartFan86]

If this is his "big" rib, I'll laugh.