So yeah...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

My match is DONE and clocked in at 8490.

 

So, go nuts.

 

Oh, and +1

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I hope I don't have to read that thing.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Oh but you will.

 

Maybe.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

What the hell, I've turned mine in. It clocks in at over 9000. I cut some unnecessary opening commentary, and an entire portion of my offense that felt out of place with the flow of the match, which improved the match alot. Originally it was around 11000 words.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I was just a little over 7000, I feel so insignifcant to you guys.

[Secret Agent]

My ME match on Crimson was more than that Frosty...

[Guest Thoth]

Why do you hate me so, word count? Clocking in at somewhat less than 6k.

[Guest Powerplay]

My ME match on Crimson was more than that Frosty...

Then again, Johnny, your match was a double elimination battle royale with 4 other wrestlers for the World Title. Gotta put that into perspective.

[Secret Agent]

Why must you always put reality into the mix, Judge? Here i thought i was going to pull the wool over ol' Frost's eyes.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Johnny, as you've been telling yourself for years, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean and my match has a lot of motion. (lord, not even I'm sure I know what I'm talking about here.)

[Guest Tod deKindes]

So, in other words...

 

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

 

*rimshot*

[Guest Ace309]

In at 7264 of hazy goodness.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I turned my match in at...

 

...Oh, right.