Justin Credible, upset over jobbing

[Guest papacita]

The only problem I ever had with Justin was that Heyman pushed him way too hard in ECW. I liked his World Title reign too, and outside of his bullshit catchphrase, he wasn't THAT bad on the mic. I think WWF/E could've got a lot more out of him than they have.

[Guest Human Fly]

It took putting Credible over the entire ECW roster, and having an entourage to get him somewhat over in that company, and fans still hated it when he won the world title. I always thought that Paul just wanted to see how good he could make someone who was basically at the bottom of the ladder.

 

He should be grateful to have a job. Could the WWF use him more? Yes, but with the IC, Euro, and Hardcore titles gone what are you going to have him do? He'll never be a World title contender, and will probably never get close to the tag titles like he was with X-Pac. He's whining and becoming out of shape, I'll be surprised if he lasts much longer. I'd be surprised if TNA picked him up.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

You know, X-Factor wasn't that bad. I actually did totally forget about that, but like Buffybeast said it could have been a decent midcard heel stable. Couldn't be any worse than anything else on Raw.

 

I like the idea of an Impact Players Reunion, but

a) Would the current group of fans even know about their ECW days?

b) WOuld anyone accept Credible as anything less than a jobber?

c) Is Dawn Marie ever going to stop fueding with Torrie so that she could jump to Raw to manage them? "It's the fued that doesn't end/Yes it goes on and on my friend/Some people started booking it not knowing what it was/and they'll continue booking it forever just because/..."

 

It wouldn't exactly hurt Raw to try and repackage/push guys like D-Lo and Credible. They could always use more tag teams anyways.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

I like the idea of an Impact Players Reunion, but

a) Would the current group of fans even know about their ECW days?

b) WOuld anyone accept Credible as anything less than a jobber?

c) Is Dawn Marie ever going to stop fueding with Torrie so that she could jump to Raw to manage them? "It's the fued that doesn't end/Yes it goes on and on my friend/Some people started booking it not knowing what it was/and they'll continue booking it forever just because/..."

A: The ones who followed ECW would.. the other would find out about it via J.R. shilling and video clips.

 

B: I'm sure they would if he hit a top rope "That's Incredible" tombstone like he did in ECW. That, or if he was booked to win.

 

C: She could.

 

I mean, I think that the Impact Players would be better than Storm w/ Regal.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Justin looks like a life sized penis.

That makes Albert a life-sized scrotum.

 

EIDT: Ah crap, some people on page 2 beat me to it...

[Guest Anglesault]

You know, X-Factor wasn't that bad.

Except that it had X-Pac, Albert, and Justin Difference. When your shitty music and manly purple lighting effects are mor over than you, it's time to pack it in.

[Guest Eye of Truth]

I mean, I think that the Impact Players would be better than Storm w/ Regal.

Speaking of Regal... they need to stop putting Nowinski in so many shit hardcore-title-less hardcore matches and team him back with Regal.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I mean, I think that the Impact Players would be better than Storm w/ Regal.

Speaking of Regal... they need to stop putting Nowinski in so many shit hardcore-title-less hardcore matches and team him back with Regal.

No, they need to let him build his own character without playing second fiddle to Regal.

[Guest Downhome]

You know what, it seems that I always LIKE the guys most of you hate...

 

...I love Steiner, I am a true Hulk Hogan MARK, I love that TBS is being pushed respectably, and I want Goldberg back. To top it all off, I like Justin Credible.

 

I think he would be a fine addition to the tag team scene, as the guy does have charisma, something many lack. He could be used, so I understand him feeling that way.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You know, X-Factor wasn't that bad.

Except that it had X-Pac, Albert, and Justin Difference. When your shitty music and manly purple lighting effects are mor over than you, it's time to pack it in.

I've got everything I ever wanted and I'll never give that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....

 

Hey Anglesault, think you can get 990 posts by January 1st?

[Guest bob_barron]

No one answered my question of when his last win was. :-(

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No one answered my question of when his last win was. :-(

That's because no one cares

[Guest bob_barron]

Well that's true- we are talking about Justin Credible here

[Guest Repo Man jr]

No one answered my question of when his last win was. :-(

The reason I believe is because is he hasn't won for atleast a year and a half on TV. I wonder how long his contract has left because you can't really think why they would want to re-sign him now.

 

And isn't JC a buddy of God-uh? Why has he never helped him?

[Guest razazteca]

I think JC is friends with your NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU World Champion, but not a true believer in god-uh

[Guest the 1inch punch]

I've got everything I ever wanted and I'll never give that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....

I loved that entrance music

[Guest eiker_ir]

hey i liked x-factor music.....i have it downloaded

[Guest bob_barron]

The last time Justin won to my knowledge was the first WWE RAW where they did like 800 HC Title changes

[Guest Repo Man jr]

I think JC is friends with your NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU World Champion, but not a true believer in god-uh

Then JC should of asked our NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU World Champion... thats right our NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU World Champlion to ask God-uh to ask Vince if he can win a match.

 

God-uh: "Dad-uh, can-uh Justin-uh Credible-uh beat-uh Jericho-uh?"

 

Vince: "Not tonight son, I want Jericho to be in the main event tonight..."

 

God-uh: "Ahem-uh" *cough-uh cough-uh* "Steph-uh!"

 

Steph: "Daddy, remember when you missed my school play... that made me very sad "

 

Vince: "OK OK, Justin can beat Jericho-uh... Doh! I mean Jericho! Damn you got me doing it now Hunter"

 

God-uh: "Doing-uh what-uh?"

 

Steph: *mumbles under breath* "Dad, shut up. You'll hurt his feelings"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I've got everything I ever wanted and I'll never give that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....

I loved that entrance music

The music was instant heel heat...I only liked it cause it was so bad

[Guest Vyce]

Justin's sad? Awwww.

 

This is the world's smallest violin playing for you, Justin.

 

You should be thankful you're still collecting a paycheck, because every dollar you take from Vince is another dollar you've stolen from the pockets of actual talented workers who should have YOUR spot in the company.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Justin looks like a life sized penis.  He's an ugly fuck.  Albert is not.

My God! That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

 

Perhaps the WWF could team Aldo and Albert up and call them Balls and Shaft, seeing as Jusstin looks like a "life sized penis" and Albert looks like a nutsac come to life.

They could be managed by David Spade!

 

It'd make miillllllliiiooonnnnnnsssss...

Then they could create a stable with Test entitled 'Team Cock'.

 

I can see the buyrates now...

 

Illusion

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Justin looks like a life sized penis.  He's an ugly fuck.  Albert is not.

My God! That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

 

Perhaps the WWF could team Aldo and Albert up and call them Balls and Shaft, seeing as Jusstin looks like a "life sized penis" and Albert looks like a nutsac come to life.

They could be managed by David Spade!

 

It'd make miillllllliiiooonnnnnnsssss...

Then they could create a stable with Test entitled 'Team Cock'.

 

I can see the buyrates now...

 

Illusion

Russo, is that you?

 

Next week on NWA TNA, the return of the Johnsons

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I bet he'd be more pissed off if he had to wear the jock strap on his head and be Aldo Montoya again.

[Guest HHHater]

And letting oneself go physically and mentally is a sure-fire way to get yourself fired.

 

Unless your name is Jeff Hardy.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

And letting oneself go physically and mentally is a sure-fire way to get yourself fired.

 

Unless your name is Jeff Hardy.

Or Big Show...they gave him the title after working the worst matches of his life

[Guest notJames]

Memo to Aldo Credible

You don't like your job? I got two words for you: learn to fuckin' type.

 

If only the rest of the Kliq were as indisposable...

[Guest buffybeast]

Memo to Aldo Credible

You don't like your job? I got two words for you: learn to fuckin' type.

Amen, NotJames. Alpo should spend a month in my boring desk job. Oh wait, I just got laid off today.

[Guest Trivia247]

From what I heard about him, Justin just expects people to put him in programs and push him. He never gives his own creative opinion about himself. Other than complaining. You know he wont get pushed regardless but if you actually TELL someone Justin, maybe they would understand you want to be pushed....won't help you mind you but at least they will think about you a half second before of how we get the Camera to hit HHH image just right.

[Guest notJames]

Memo to Aldo Credible

You don't like your job? I got two words for you: learn to fuckin' type.

Amen, NotJames. Alpo should spend a month in my boring desk job. Oh wait, I just got laid off today.

Yoinks!

 

Damn recession. I'll bet HHHeMan is responsible for this. See, even hoss-lovers aren't immune to the Glass Ceiling of Doom.