The One and Only Raw Thread - 12/2/02

[Guest Kamui]

Shouldn't this match be on a PPV? Why waste it on a RAW?

You would PAY to see these two teams wrestle each other?

 

I would pay to see them NOT wrestle.

 

-Duo

[Guest HartFan86]

I honestly don't get the point of HHH vs. RVD. We already know that HHH always gets the better of RVD....jesus.

[Guest Eagan469]

The guy singing TMW's theme sounds like Tony Chimmel

[Guest Quik]

Dueling slaps!

 

MARK-OUT!

[Guest Kamui]

I honestly don't get the point of HHH vs. RVD. We already know that HHH always gets the better of RVD....jesus.

Well, the point-uh is so HHH-uh can go over RVD-uh a third time-uh.

 

Duh-uh.

 

-Duo

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Tonight... RAW is ARMBAR!

[Guest TheAnvil]

Shouldn't this match be on a PPV? Why waste it on a RAW?

You would PAY to see these two teams wrestle each other?

 

I would pay to see them NOT wrestle.

 

-Duo

Well...I sure as fuck would rather see this than RVD vs. HBK. At least there is some credible offense in this match.

[Guest Kingpk]

The New Old Dudleys vs. Three Minute Boring.

 

Main event in any arena in the country folks!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

And Rico takes what will most likely be one of the more impressive bumps in the match.

 

Edit: BTW what is the 5 for on the back of Rosie's jersey? I'm betting it's the number of people he's legit hurt so far in the WWE.

[Guest HartFan86]

I honestly don't get the point of HHH vs. RVD. We already know that HHH always gets the better of RVD....jesus.

Well, the point-uh is so HHH-uh can go over RVD-uh a third time-uh.

 

Duh-uh.

 

-Duo

Oh yeah. It's Raw-uh.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I honestly don't get the point of HHH vs. RVD. We already know that HHH always gets the better of RVD....jesus.

RVD won that Tag Match.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

what does Rosies shirt say? the red shirt. i cant read it.

[Guest Kamui]

Shouldn't this match be on a PPV? Why waste it on a RAW?

You would PAY to see these two teams wrestle each other?

 

I would pay to see them NOT wrestle.

 

-Duo

Well...I sure as fuck would rather see this than RVD vs. HBK. At least there is some credible offense in this match.

This from a Steiner fan.

 

I liked the match. HBK's a cripple, RVD's limited in-ring-wise, and it only got 10 minutes, but it was still a good match.

 

-Duo

[Guest Eagan469]

Jamal & Rosey are apparently fans of the Headshrinkers

[Guest HartFan86]

I just had a weird thought in my head of Bubba turning on D-Von.

[Guest Kamui]

Someone please start a Boring chant, because this match blows.

 

Three Minute Warning are slow as shit, boring as shit, and the Dudleys look exactly like a team that hasn't teamed since WrestleMania.

 

-Duo

[Guest jester]

Ah, I see the tag ropes. They sure have seen a lot of use since they came back, hey.

[Guest HartFan86]

K, so he doesn't turn on him. Oh well.

[Guest TheAnvil]

How long until the Shawn Morley restart?

[Guest Kamui]

K, so he doesn't turn on him. Oh well.

Well, I wouldn't have been surprised, considering it's the most retarded finish possiable, and this IS RAW-uh.

 

-Duo

[Guest HartFan86]

Well, that sucked.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, 3MW got more heel heat with that "distract the ref from seeing the tag" spot then HHH has in a month.

[Guest Kamui]

"Rosie was blocking out the sun there!"

 

Oh, great, JR, add to my pain by pointing out the fact that we constantly have to stare at two fat Samoan's asses.

 

-Duo

[Guest Eagan469]

was that 1st 3D botched?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well...that sucked. I am detecting this theme will last throughout the show.

[Guest jester]

Eh, it picked up towards the end.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Geezus how overbooked can you make the curtain jerker? Where's Big Dick and Dances With Dudley to make the interference complete?

[Guest Kamui]

Woah, the Dudleys won, and I care. Really, I do.

 

Uh-oh, HHH-uh has the BRIEFCASE OF DOOM-UH!

 

Maybe he's going to declare himself the Wompitarian Jobberweight Champion!

 

-Duo

[Guest jester]

Here we go, start the hhhater clock.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

"He's the game he knows everything"

 

Of course he does.

 

He was there when they booked it.