The One and Only Raw Thread - 12/2/02

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

La Parka - JR said Booker is from Houston

I could have sworn he said "from right here in Houston"

[Guest Flyboy]

Great...women...just what we need. Let the botched spot count start.

And? Like every other match on Raw is even better.

 

Please.

[Guest HartFan86]

Jr said

 

Booker T....right here from Houston.

 

JR doesn't know where he is.

[Guest Kingpk]

Question: Where's Molly?

Maybe she and Victoria will team up to beat down Jaqueline and Stacy...

Nah, she jobbed to Jackie Gayda on Heat, probably.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Great...women...just what we need.  Let the botched spot count start.

Geez man I thought I bitched about a lot of things.

Well you see this match doesn't have either of those paragons of technical wrestling, HHH or Big Poppa Pumped-Up.

[Guest Quik]

**Cut to Victoria in the back, she allready has Trish's hat 6 inches inside her**

[Guest snowfan]

If Ivory or Trish busts out another swank finisher the women's div is way better than the boys....

[Guest TheAnvil]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match of the night tonight.

Most likely.

 

Steiner mark is slamming the gals, but they are ALL OVER the RAW men as regards workrate...

The women suck. Victoria and Molly are the only decent one, and their both heel, so they don't get to wrestle each other. Trish sucks. When Jazz comes back, it'll get a little better...but all in all...they suck.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Too much fucken screeching during this match.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Question: Where's Molly?

Maybe she and Victoria will team up to beat down Jaqueline and Stacy...

Nah, she jobbed to Jackie Gayda on Heat, probably.

AAAAUGH! *dumps Holy Water on the name Jackie Gayda*

 

Never speak that demoness again! Workrate wise, she's the female HHH.

[Guest HartFan86]

What a horrible bulldog.

[Guest Eagan469]

lazy finisher

[Guest Quik]

Well, that was horrible.

 

**Cut to Victoria, the hat is completely inside her**

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

another frickin women's match!?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...Vicky/Jaqueline? Umm...right...

[Guest jester]

TWO women's matches?

 

Jackie, having problems with her lines.

[Guest Flyboy]

Damn you, Jacky!

 

Victoria was about to kiss you!

[Guest razazteca]

you don't mess with JACKIE!

[Guest Quik]

Ah, said with all the poise of a D-level pornstar.

[Guest RedJed]

For you that praised the women matches, you get another one tonight. Happy now?

[Guest Eagan469]

"PSYCHO BITCH!"

 

Jacqueline is still in WWE? Is she still using PMS's old music?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh Lord Vicky vs. Jackie. Well oughta be stiff if nothing else. The match I mean.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Oh great! Not Jacqueline! I hope this will not mean Bradshaw will make a "surprise" appearance.

[Guest TheAnvil]

FUCKING A!!! GOD GIVE ME CANCER!!! STOP IT! Two womens matches?? GREAT! And how good does that look? Jackie beating the snot out of the champ? Way to go!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Well.......all that work making Victoria look unstoppable......just to have Jacquelyn beat her up.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Wow! *Two* women matches? Thats a change.

[Guest Nevermortal]

2 Women's Matches?

 

Oy vey.

 

And this fucken board is loading about as slow as old people fuck.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

another frickin women's match!?

You rather have more of the Lame on camera?

[Guest Quik]

Oh, I just figured out a way to further Victoria's character!

 

SNIFFING PANTIES!

 

What did I waste #500 on?

[Guest tetsubeav]

RYGAR! OMG!