The One and Only Raw Thread - 12/2/02

[Guest razazteca]

its time for RVD to finish the job and accidently land on HHH quad the wrong way during a Frog Splash for the greatest 5 STAR U F' UP move ever

[Guest HartFan86]

Jericho! Anthology!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aah, THAT'S why Jericho didn't get an on camera attack...he got the Anthology cut of the week

[Guest tetsubeav]

Seeing Jericho makes me sad nowadays.

[Guest HartFan86]

Do we really need to see this again?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Booker T vs. Jericho tonight?

 

Did JR just say they were in Houston?

 

That bump by Spike looked messed up.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Did you see Trips' briefcase? It looks like he's transporting some top secret missile guidance system or some shit.

Maybe Dean Malenko will return to steal back the guidance system for America!

 

 

He is the James Bond of the WWE, you know...

 

 

Screw it, let Roger Moore manage RVD tonight! He counters Flair.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Aah, THAT'S why Jericho didn't get an on camera attack...he got the Anthology cut of the week

And he has a match...can't let Jericho be overexposed ya know...

[Guest Quik]

"My music really is the last piece of the puzzle. Before I go out (especially against HHH), I know I'm not gonna hear it again, so I better enjoy it while it's on."

 

EVIL LAUGH OF TRISH/DOOM

 

"Puppies, ya-hoo!"

[Guest RedJed]

Just wait, we're going to see this fuckin Dudley beatdown 5 times before the end of the night. Easy way to fill time when you have horrible writing.

[Guest TheAnvil]

Great...women...just what we need. Let the botched spot count start.

[Guest snowfan]

Female Puro!

[Guest jester]

A shock to Lawler's genitals every time he says puppies.

[Guest Eagan469]

I mark for psycho bitch!

 

IVORY! YES!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Question: Where's Molly?

[Guest RedJed]

Didn't they just have this "match" on two weeks ago?

[Guest TheAnvil]

and the crowd is...well...something...

 

Ivory...Tough Enough...nice pun JR...fucking die.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah, Implant Queen (now that Sable and Chyna are gone) vs. Ms. Tough Enough.

[Guest Kingpk]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match of the night tonight.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Victoria in the back, lubing up her strap-on...

 

Errrr....trying on a Trish-hat.....

[Guest snowfan]

Booker T vs. Jericho tonight?

 

Did JR just say they were in Houston?

 

That bump by Spike looked messed up.

That means Mega Jazz will lose if history is any indicator...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Great...women...just what we need. Let the botched spot count start.

Geez man I thought I bitched about a lot of things.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Did JR said he's too busy to eat at subway?

[Guest Quik]

I'm just waiting for Victoria to start rubbing herself with various objects she stole from each opponent.

 

Y'know, depite the muscle tone, I'd do Ivory.

[Guest Flyboy]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match of the night tonight.

Damnit, Kingpk!

 

You took EXACTLY what I was going to say.

[Guest jester]

Whoever said Raw is Armbar tonight was dead on.

[Guest snowfan]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match of the night tonight.

Most likely.

 

Steiner mark is slamming the gals, but they are ALL OVER the RAW men as regards workrate...

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

La Parka - JR said Booker is from Houston

[Guest RepoMan]

Ivory lookin fine.

 

Is there a rule that no more than two women wrestlers can be in a program at the same time?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Question: Where's Molly?

Maybe she and Victoria will team up to beat down Jaqueline and Stacy...