The One and Only Raw Thread - 12/2/02

[Guest Kingpk]

They'd better watch it. If one of Jackie's implants burst it may drown the first four rows.

[Guest jester]

Hmmm... GTA Vice City commerical.

 

My PS2 is calling to me.

 

Good thing an HHH promo isn't on now, or I'd be gone.

[Guest geniusMoment]

God Damn you vince, two fucking womens matches on the same crap show while Raven sits doing nothing on heat.

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh Lord Vicky vs. Jackie. Well oughta be stiff if nothing else. The match I mean.

SURE, you did!

 

Victoria Vs. Jackie Vs. Jazz would be stiff as hell...

[Guest RedJed]

another frickin women's match!?

You rather have more of the Lame on camera?

Both options pretty much blow equally, if you ask me. I'd rather just see a decent match given more time than adding another women's match to the show.

[Guest razazteca]

lets see all of the Texas talent get on tv

 

1) Jackie check

2) Booker T ckeck

3) Undertaker? please no

4) Bradshaw? please no

5) Austin update? not yet

6) Goldust not yet

[Guest snowfan]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match of the night tonight.

Most likely.

 

Steiner mark is slamming the gals, but they are ALL OVER the RAW men as regards workrate...

The women suck. Victoria and Molly are the only decent one, and their both heel, so they don't get to wrestle each other. Trish sucks. When Jazz comes back, it'll get a little better...but all in all...they suck.

as opposed to that paragon of workrate "Mr Roid"....

 

when is the last time "Mr Roid" busted out anything that required agility?

 

Victoria has more moveset in her pinky than "Mr Roid" version 1.0(Steiner)or 2.0(HGH) do in their whole biochem "labs"(what you and I'd call 'bodies').

 

You are just another gimmick poster who is yelling at the top of your lungs that "I think for myself".

 

We all do here so "isn't THAT *special*"?

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh great....the WWE float.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I actually like that Rygar commercial. Catchy tune, and lots of things getting destroyed is always entertainment.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

If that opening tag match wasn't so overbooked it would have been pretty good.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Their Thanksgiving Float...they got Rikishi up?

 

...damnit...Vince looks old.

 

HURRICANE THEME!

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

jerry the ring lawler

[Guest jester]

Jerry "The Ring" Lawler?

 

HAHA

[Guest tetsubeav]

Jerry "The Ring" Lawler.... heh heh.

[Guest HartFan86]

Jerry the RING? LMAO.

 

Good to see Vince looking like shit.

 

What is the crowd chanting?

[Guest Quik]

What the fuck did you just say, Jerry?

[Guest Nevermortal]

JERRY THE RING LAWLER!

[Guest jester]

Heh, the bags are chained up.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

their bags are locked up hahaha!

[Guest Flyboy]

Is it me or does X-Tian looks beefed up?

[Guest RedJed]

Vince looked bloated and pissed standing on that float.

[Guest razazteca]

Jerry Lawler is a moron!

 

Adulla ab a gadda is part of the brain Water Boy

[Guest Eagan469]

STAND BACK! GAY GUY COMING THROUGH!

[Guest jester]

And now, it's time for our "In no shape to be performing" match...

[Guest snowfan]

speaking of blown spots....

 

it is Smurf Jizz Hardy....

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Druggy Man makes his return!

 

Wonder if Marty Jannetty could give Jeff some pointers...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Whoever thought of chaining the bags to the locker is a fucken genius.

 

Oh great, its the Gay Depressed Painkiller Addict who can barely walk.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

JERRY THE RING LAWLER!

10 to 1 someone will have a banner with that girl from the Ring and Lawler's face plastered over it.

 

 

Watch.

 

 

 

Oh, and I said RAW is ARMBAR, bps, quote me in your review.

[Guest Quik]

Tommy's music kicks ass.

 

Let's continue the "Dude, you kicked me in the fucking head!" feud.

[Guest TheAnvil]

Moveset is overrated. HHH and Steiner can go through an entire match without botching a spot. Just because you love to bash him, doesn't make him sub-par. He's better than any of the women.

 

I like Steiner because he entertains me. Not because he is a technician in the ring. He comes out, and slathers mid-carders. That entertains me. If I want to see good technical wrestling, I watch Puro.

 

Bottom line, TV time is limited. Keep the women on HEAT until they can put on good enough matches to deserve the time.