The One and Only Raw Thread - 12/2/02

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Oh great...Regal, Storm, and Jeff Hardy. Bed is looking so good right now.

[Guest jester]

Ah, the Not Unamericans Even Though We Act Like Unamericans

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Well......Jeff didn't blow the Rail Runner too bad that time.

[Guest snowfan]

Lance Shamrock is "intense"...

[Guest Quik]

"I'm on cocaine. WHEE!!"

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

HHH was able to beat that jobber down despite the ref working against him!

 

NO ACTIVE WRESTLER CAN BEAT HHH!!!!!!!

 

Hurricane got zero offense against the Hoss Batista!!!!!!!

 

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

I thought that was a great raw.

That tag match was .

A hell of a lot better than I can imagine it to be.

Booker even did the Book End!!!!!!!!

Everything on the show was good, except the end.

I sure as hell don't want to watch another HHH vs. HBK battle.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So...

 

does RVD not get to be on the ppv as a result of injuring HHH?

 

OR does he get to get squashed by Batista in a thrown together match that no one wants to see?

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

Let me guess, the board's server just couldn't take the hhhorror any more and committed suicide forty-five minutes into RAW? Can't say I blame it.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Well, despite the fact that Booker jobbed in Texas (again), Jackie showed up on my TV at all, Steph making sure that everyone knows that all men want her, and the viewers being doomed to yet another cripple vs. booker's blowup toy, RAW was great I agree.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I just now got back on the forum.

 

RNN got inturruped by HHH!!! There is no justice!!!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Jackie isn't as bad as everyone claims. She's better than Trish.

[Guest JHawk]

Just to show you all that I'm a nice guy, check out Raw from JHawk's Beak and post appropriate feedback. If you can bother to relive any of that utterly unspectacular show.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No...I'm serious...

 

Is RVD not going to be on the ppv?

 

Batista is with Kane...God is with God-boy...Jericho, Christian and The Dudleys are together...Booker and Goldust might be with them too...

 

Who's left?

 

They can't have RVD go from #1 contender to not on ppv!!!!!!!!!

 

DAMMIT!!!!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

My God...

 

he's wrestling Test isn't he?

 

And losing.

 

Stacy's marketing plan is going to be for Test to point at his crotch and chant "TEST-I-CLES" which will start a stupid feud with RVD where Test's push continues.

 

WHY DID HE HAVE TO HURT GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Guest Vyce]

WOW.

 

That RAW was far more depressing than even I thought it could be.

 

Let's review:

 

1) Hosses pushed? (looks at Batista squash) Check.

 

2) Stupid, fucked up booking? (Looks at Victoria loss, at the SUPER MEGA OVER Booker T jobbing AT HOME) Check.

 

3) Did not go two hours without a McMahon showing up, even when they're not supposed to have any relation to the show at hand? (Stephanie's appearance) Check.

 

4.) Young talent held down, despite the declaration "We're building new stars, no honestly!"? (We now interrupt RNN for HHHNN) Check.

 

5.) RVD dead and buried for good? Check.

 

Yep, all accounted for.

 

Countdown to utter implosion of RAW draws closer.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

I think Triple H is funny. How can someone who wins as often as he does claim not to have any pull? Jesus.

 

Why the flying fuck did Jackie beat the current woman's champion cleanly? Who cares where RAW was at... Booker lost so obviously that doesn't have anything to do with it. I was thinking to myself, "Well, it's going to advance the Steven Richards/Victoria "love affair." Of course, then Steiner came out and fucked that up. Just when I hate a little bit of faith in the woman's division.

 

As stated RNN interupted by HHH was fucking retarded. As was HBK as the special ref. I was hoping Bischoff would say a cage match.. but no.. we get dicked.

 

The Dudleyz are face. Eww. The crowd seemed hot though.

 

What was the point of FView tonight? Just to show Stacy's ass? O..k... Well, if you're going to do that, don't show all the male viewers watching her ass while she's sucking some other dudes face.

 

Why did Batista have to smash Hurricane? The fans actually like him. Doesn't shopzone show WWE anything? It could've been D'Lo or Justin Credible and gotten exactly the same effect without pissing off the people.

 

I would buy HBK's new shirt if it came in bigger sizes and didn't have garbage text all over the back of it. I would think about the Test shirt if I couldn't just go to Local Impressions and have it made for $4. Save $16 that way.. and it will come in my size.

 

I hate the WWE marketing dept.

[Guest JHawk]

Why did Batista have to smash Hurricane? The fans actually like him. Doesn't shopzone show WWE anything? It could've been D'Lo or Justin Credible and gotten exactly the same effect without pissing off the people.

 

He's already squashed Credible and D'Lo. Talk about overkill.

[Guest eirejmcmahon]

WHY DID HE HAVE TO HURT GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!

Because he's a sloppy worker.

 

One has to appreciate the comedic aspects of the WWEs present course.

[Guest notJames]

Is "underwhelmed" a word? Because that's how RAW makes me feel more and more each week.

 

And is there some strange WW_ edict where whenever they do Texas, all the homestaters get wins EXCEPT for Booker T, who desperately needs it? Fuck, Jacqueline the useless, no-acting-skills mush mouth who nobody likes (even in Texas) goes over the Women's champ cleanly, and Booker does the J-O-B again. It's obviously not a race thing, so it must be a wCw thing...

 

And just as predicted, everyone's hopes of a 3-way at Armageddon were dashed as suredly as a 20-minute droning HHHeMan promo. Hate to say I told you so, but...

 

I'm all for productive exposition, but Flair giving the 411 on Batista's "past" was both contrived and unconvincing. Shit, why couldn't they just stick with the Leviathan demon thing? No, he's now Little Orphan David, fighting to survive all his life. Ugh.

 

I would say I wasted 2 hours watching this shit, but it was only about 50 minutes with the ever-so-lovely FFWD button. And the best news... OAKLAND WINS!!! Woo hoo! 13 of 16 this week!

 

I rule.