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I Find Flyboy Attractive

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Guest Kinetic

Let me tell you all a story about a man named Adam West. Chiseled abs, biceps that put Scott Steiner to shame, hair that's to die for, and those lips...those luscious, luscious lips. Boy, I'd like to give those things a test drive. I'm not talking about TV's Batman, either. I'm talking about our very own Flyboy, the founder of the RVD/Storm Revolution and one of the sexiest men I've ever laid eyes on. I'm not just saying this because my football team let me down, either. I really do find him to be an attractive man. I'm not gay or anything, but I'd nail that shit. Fo sheez.

 

Confess your attraction to Flyboy here.

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Guest Incandenza

Ah, I see...Kinetic's launching a pre-emptive strike against joining the military. Don't ask, don't tell and all that.

 

And EL DANDY--

 

HA! INCANDENZA! YOU ARE OAOAST'S HOT NEWZ~! YOU BASTARD!!!!

 

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll consider it a compliment, whatever it is, as I'm hard up for them.

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Guest Kinetic

Atlanta will not win the division. Tampa handled them quite adeptly last time and I look for a repeat performance this week, especially coming off of a loss down the stretch. Vick should go ahead and book a suite at a Tampa hospital right now.

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Guest Flyboy

Ummm... Kinetic?

 

Didn't you have the SAME countdown for the Saints, last week?

 

Damn... look what happened.

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Guest Paranoid
Atlanta will not win the division. Tampa handled them quite adeptly last time and I look for a repeat performance this week, especially coming off of a loss down the stretch. Vick should go ahead and book a suite at a Tampa hospital right now.

Normally I would agree, but Tampa played them before the team started clicking. Now Atlant is probably the second or third best team in the league with Tampa right behind them. It's going to be a hell of a game. Oh and Vick is too fast for Tampa's defense.

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Guest Flyboy
Oh and Vick is too fast for Tampa's defense.

I tried to point that out to Kinetic in the Sports folder, but nooooo....

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Guest Kinetic

Tampa's defense is really quick, though. It's size that they lack. They have had trouble with running quarterbacks, i.e. Donovan McNabb. It's going to be a great game, I agree. But Tampa will win the game and the division on their way to a victory in the Super Bowl. Probably.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Come now, Kinetic. If you wanted to mess with his head, you just had to ask me to do it for you. I know I'd do a better job than those little high school amateur girls do...

 

...but I don't blow bandwagon-jumpers.

 

I mean, Vick in the sig now? For shame. Didn't see me put Culpepper in mine after the Vikings beat the Pack, did you?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest bravesfan
I mean, Vick in the sig now? For shame. Didn't see me put Culpepper in mine after the Vikings beat the Pack, did you?

 

No, you're too preoccupied with finding a picture of Terrell Owens for the inevitable in two weeks, eh?

 

Here, I'll help you out...

owens1015.jpg

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

At least the Bears kept it competitive this week...

 

::Goes back to his can of varnish and razor blade::

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Guest Flyboy
...but I don't blow bandwagon-jumpers.

 

I mean, Vick in the sig now? For shame. Didn't see me put Culpepper in mine after the Vikings beat the Pack, did you?

That's because you LIKE Green Bay! A bandwagon jumper for Vick? Please, I've had his jersey in layaway in the preseason.

 

Plus, I like the Bucs, but seeing Kinetic's team get beat brings a smile to my face.

 

Get it right.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

The idea is that you endorse not only Vick, but the entire superior Falcons franchise.

 

You just want to clarify so you can get Spoony lovin', and it ain't happening.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kinetic
Plus, I like the Bucs, but seeing Kinetic's team get beat brings a smile to my face.

Cherish that feeling, because it's going to be a rare one in the coming weeks. This team is winning the Super Bowl if I have to come out of retirement and suit up myself.

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Guest Kinetic

The gay love was the result of a bet on football. Nearly 24 hours later, I can now say that my attraction to Flyboy might have been overstated slightly.

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Guest Flyboy
Football is ghey.

For once, I disagree with my man EL BRUJO.

 

Football > WWE "Entertainment"

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