~The one and only SIMPSONS trivia game~

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Pontiac Astrowagon

 

What comprises a Good Morning Burger?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Ground beef soaked in butter, bacon, ham, and a fried egg. Actually tried it once. Highly not recommended for normal consumption.

 

How does Hans Moleman read his eye exam at the DMV?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I forget the whole thing, but I know the punchline is him seeing smiley face.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Oh come on, you can't expect to get the Hans Moleman question without going on a Simpsons site for the info. Mail Man was one of them, right? Maybe if we all pool our resources we might be able to get it!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Screw it, I'm putting up a new question.

 

According to Grandpa, what word did the Kaiser steal and what word did he replace it with.

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

The word "twenty", which was replaced with "dickety".

 

Same Hans Moleman scene as in the unanswered question - what name actually appears ON his liscence (note: it's not Hans Moleman, or anything remotely resembling it).

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Oh come on, you can't expect to get the Hans Moleman question without going on a Simpsons site for the info. Mail Man was one of them, right? Maybe if we all pool our resources we might be able to get it!

"Mailman" was actually what Hans read from the menu, after "chicken", on his date with Selma. He didn't read it from the eye test.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

His licence says "Ralph Mellish"

 

My question on the last page was answered incorrectly.

The father's name is Bruno Drundridge.

 

What was the alternative to gopher skin to make Mr. Burns' loafers?

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

the skin of his chauffers

 

What was the name of Barney's movie at the film festival?

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Pukeahontas.

 

How and where does Ranier Wolfcastle sleep at night?

[Guest EricMM]

Would that be on piles of money with many beautiful women?

 

Why doesn't Otto want to live at home anymore?

[Guest MD2020]

Because he and the Admiral don't get along.

 

How does Grandpa know so much about history?

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

He pieced it together mostly from old sugar packets.

 

What kind of rope did Snake use to tie up Apu that was "almost sensuous"?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Nylon rope.

 

According to Krusty, what's the "money melon?"

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

honey dew

 

where did Superintendent Chalmers go to college?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Ball St.

 

When Barney steals Homer's car and is missing for two months, what is only thing he can remember from the time he was gone?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or maybe it was a street corner

 

watching the Bolivian tree lizards hatch was the most exciting thing Homer had seen since what?