Blame Flyboy

[Guest Sassquatch]

Here's how it works:

 

If anything goes wrong for you in any way, shape or form, you can come here and you can blame Flyboy for your misfortune. You can also blame him for anything in the past that has happened to you or anyone else in the world.

 

I'll get the ball rolling:

 

 

I blame Flyboy for my dinner being cold.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I blame Flyboy for my constant headaches.

 

j/k Adam daaahling

[Guest Kinetic]

I blame Flyboy for the ice storm that robbed me of heat and electricity. Bastard.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I blame Flyboy for my sore knee.

[Guest Kingpk]

- It wasn't Warren Sapp's fault that guy won't walk again, it's Flyboy's

 

- It's Flyboy's fault there's 9 inches of snow outside my window

 

- Flyboy made everyone not notice it's Kotz's birthday

 

- It's his fault Hoffman doesn't get blamed for everything anymore.

[Guest Kinetic]

I suspect that Flyboy is Darkness.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Oh believe me Kingpk, I doubt that Hoff would want any of the shit that Flyboy will get in the upcoming months in this thread.

 

You're going to Hell for all the misery you cause Flyboy.

 

I blame Flyboy for Warren Sapp's insecurity

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I blame Flyboy for me biting my lip a few minutes ago.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I also blame Flyboy for that popcorn kernal that got stuck in my throat.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I blame Flyboy for my immenent mental breakdown and poor spelling.

[Guest Incandenza]

I blame Flyboy for all the misery I suffer by not having membership to suicidegirls.com. My goth fetish is not being sated!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I blame Flyboy for Paul McCartney losing his fucking mind.

[Guest bob_barron]

I blame Flyboy for the Leafs losing tonight

[Guest Kingpk]

It's his fault I didn't find a Golden Ticket.

 

I want an Oompaloompa, DAMMIT!

[Guest caboose]

I blame FlyBoy for my alcohol poisoning Last Night.

[Guest treble charged]

How come did everything is Flyboy's fault?

[Guest CanadianChick]

I blame Flyboy for the Leafs losing tonight

I blame the Leafs for sucking ass.

[Guest treble charged]

*ignores CC's comment*

 

I blame Flyboy for me having an exam Saturday night at 7.

[Guest Human Fly]

I blame Flyboy for the Bengals sucking since 1991

[Guest Sassquatch]

I blame Flyboy for the WWE's stagnation and shitty wrestling/booking.

 

...

 

No, not even Flyboy can be blamed for that.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I blame Flyboy for the fact that I have a major final exam tomorrow and I have not even begun to study.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

I blame Flyboy for me scraping the skin off my knee when I walked into my chest of drawers two days ago. You bastard!

[Guest spiny norman]

I blame Flyboy for the Challenger Spacecraft explosion.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I blame Flyboy for making my scrotum stick to my thigh.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I blame Flyboy for the Big Show's title reign.

 

Vince is not the one to blame for this one folks.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

I blame Flyboy for the creation of this thread.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I blame Flyboy for the break-up of the Beatles and the subsequent death of John Lennon.

 

*Starts to hum "Blame Canada" to the tune of "Blame Flyboy".......

 

" He's not even a real poster anyway....."

[Guest CanadianChick]

I blame Flyboy for Albert being off Velocity and on Smackdown

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I blame Flyboy for the weird gurgling sounds in my intestines.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I Blame Flyboy for being Snuffy's Suicide Attempts in the Sesame Street thread in GC, just like me.