Guest BA_Baracus Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "Cardy hardy. --------------------------------------------------- Show: SWF Smarkdown Date: Dec. 10, 2002 Arena: The Tucson Convention center in Tucson, Arizona! Due date: Dec. 10, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time. US TITLE TRIPLE THREAT #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH Ced Ordonez vs. CIA vs. Frost - CIA and Frost have been at war for a while now, and this Monday they’ll face off for a shot at the US title. Ced Ordonez, who scored a big win at the most recent Pay per view will be along for the ride as well, so this should be good. Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. The first man to score a pinfall, submission or knockout within the ring is the winner. Word Limit: 4500 words Send to: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH Sigil vs. Judge Mental - At Ashes to Ashes, Sigil attacked Magnificent 7 member Mercury and tore his ear off. On Storm the newest M7 member, Judge Mental, extracted some revenge by attacking Sigil twice. Who will be the victor when they face each other in an actual match? Word Limit: 3000 words Send to: BA_Baracus NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH Danny Williams vs. Mak Francis - Former Magnificent 7 member and pupil of Tom Flesher, Mak Francis, will take on current M7 member Danny Williams. It’s gonna’ be physically intense and then some! Word Limit: 3000 words Send to: Suicide King HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Annie Eclectic © vs. Michael Craven - Ash Ketchum won the hardcore #1 contendership at Ashes to Ashes, but since then he decided to finally change that dumb name of his. Regardless, he still gets his shot and he and Annie will fight this Monday. Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena. Word Limit: 4500 words Send to: BA_Baracus NON-TITLE 3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH Orochi vs. Tom Flesher vs. Nathaniel Kibagami - 3 of the top performers in the SWF today will battle each other on Smarkdown. There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought. Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. When someone is eliminated via pinfall, submission or knockout he must leave ringside while the remaining two fight to decide the winner. Word Limit: 5000 words Send to: Suicide King ------------------------------------------------ Mothernature says..."
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 We have a Smarkdown??? And it's more than three matches??? wow looking good, and we get Ash, I mean Michael/Annie V. Good times my friends. -Annie
Guest Ace309 Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought. You know, it's descriptions like this that restore my faith in Stubby caring about the cards. Danny and Mak is going to be a hell of a match, and the card on the whole looks delicious. Now let me get my fork and some hot sauce.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I'm pretty sure Michael Craven is the name of a goth soft-porn magician. I'm also sure that Tom Flesher is the name of a goth soft-porn magician, for what it's worth.
Guest Kibagami Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 NON-TITLE 3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH Orochi vs. Tom Flesher vs. Nathaniel Kibagami - 3 of the top performers in the SWF today will battle each other on Smarkdown. There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought. Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. When someone is eliminated via pinfall, submission or knockout he must leave ringside while the remaining two fight to decide the winner. Word Limit: 5000 words Send to: Suicide King Cool. But, you know...fuck. K.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 AHHHH! What the heck? Another name change for me to remember? That makes, what, 5 in a month's span? That's it, I'm going by MY real name now.
Guest Serrated Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 Um... isn't your real name Ced Ordonez?
Guest Ace309 Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 And Sigil gets whooshed. Well, Ced, if YOU'RE using your real name, I guess I should start using mine, too.
Guest Tod deKindes Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 /changes name to Tyler Huntington-Hansschweizbrün. ... /changes back to Tod deKindes.
Guest Ace309 Posted December 8, 2002 Report Posted December 8, 2002 I am banging my head repeatedly with rage, angst and other wonderful emotions at the difficulty of writing this match. There's JUST TOO MUCH I WANT TO DO!
Guest Kibagami Posted December 8, 2002 Report Posted December 8, 2002 ::rages against the word limit:: Indeed. K.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted December 8, 2002 Report Posted December 8, 2002 Yeah...I haven't done this yet...but I'm calling opening promo again! MUWHAHAHAHA! Da "gave you 2 days to call it" H
Guest Suicide King Posted December 10, 2002 Report Posted December 10, 2002 I am so upset at the lack of showing matches. You guys aren't even trying as hard as the JLers. Maybe we should bring back the Battle for Survival. The boards weren't down that long.
Guest Ace309 Posted December 10, 2002 Report Posted December 10, 2002 Um... The boards WERE down all day, King. There was quite the ruckus. They just came back up around 11.
Guest Powerplay Posted December 10, 2002 Report Posted December 10, 2002 Yeah, check when the One and Only Raw Thread started for proof.
Guest Suicide King Posted December 10, 2002 Report Posted December 10, 2002 It saddens Me that two of My most loyal disciples question Me...
Guest Ace309 Posted December 10, 2002 Report Posted December 10, 2002 No sir, we're not questioning, we're telling.
Guest Suicide King Posted December 11, 2002 Report Posted December 11, 2002 Wow... in the extra 24 hours I have received ONE extra match. This is pathetic.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted December 11, 2002 Report Posted December 11, 2002 My match is in I'ts been in since this morning
Guest Thoth Posted December 11, 2002 Report Posted December 11, 2002 Huh, maybe you think this has to do with finals season here in college land and thereabouts? /sarcasm
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