SWF Smarkdown card (Dec. 9/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Cardy hardy.

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: Dec. 10, 2002

Arena: The Tucson Convention center in Tucson, Arizona!

Due date: Dec. 10, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

 

US TITLE TRIPLE THREAT #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. CIA vs. Frost

- CIA and Frost have been at war for a while now, and this Monday they’ll face off for a shot at the US title. Ced Ordonez, who scored a big win at the most recent Pay per view will be along for the ride as well, so this should be good.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. The first man to score a pinfall, submission or knockout within the ring is the winner.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sigil vs. Judge Mental

- At Ashes to Ashes, Sigil attacked Magnificent 7 member Mercury and tore his ear off. On Storm the newest M7 member, Judge Mental, extracted some revenge by attacking Sigil twice. Who will be the victor when they face each other in an actual match?

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Mak Francis

- Former Magnificent 7 member and pupil of Tom Flesher, Mak Francis, will take on current M7 member Danny Williams. It’s gonna’ be physically intense and then some!

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Annie Eclectic © vs. Michael Craven

- Ash Ketchum won the hardcore #1 contendership at Ashes to Ashes, but since then he decided to finally change that dumb name of his. Regardless, he still gets his shot and he and Annie will fight this Monday.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

NON-TITLE 3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH

Orochi vs. Tom Flesher vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

- 3 of the top performers in the SWF today will battle each other on Smarkdown. There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. When someone is eliminated via pinfall, submission or knockout he must leave ringside while the remaining two fight to decide the winner.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

We have a Smarkdown???

 

And it's more than three matches???

 

wow looking good, and we get Ash, I mean Michael/Annie V. Good times my friends.

 

-Annie

[Guest Ace309]

There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought.

 

You know, it's descriptions like this that restore my faith in Stubby caring about the cards.

 

Danny and Mak is going to be a hell of a match, and the card on the whole looks delicious. Now let me get my fork and some hot sauce.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'm pretty sure Michael Craven is the name of a goth soft-porn magician.

 

I'm also sure that Tom Flesher is the name of a goth soft-porn magician, for what it's worth.

[Guest Kibagami]

NON-TITLE 3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH

Orochi vs. Tom Flesher vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

- 3 of the top performers in the SWF today will battle each other on Smarkdown. There’s nothing on the line here except pride, but all these men have a lot of that, so this match should be hard fought.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. When someone is eliminated via pinfall, submission or knockout he must leave ringside while the remaining two fight to decide the winner.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: Suicide King

Cool.

 

But, you know...fuck.

 

K.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

AHHHH! What the heck? Another name change for me to remember? That makes, what, 5 in a month's span? That's it, I'm going by MY real name now.

[Guest Serrated]

Um... isn't your real name Ced Ordonez?

[Guest Ace309]

And Sigil gets whooshed.

 

Well, Ced, if YOU'RE using your real name, I guess I should start using mine, too.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

/changes name to Tyler Huntington-Hansschweizbrün.

 

...

 

/changes back to Tod deKindes.

[Guest Ace309]

I am banging my head repeatedly with rage, angst and other wonderful emotions at the difficulty of writing this match. There's JUST TOO MUCH I WANT TO DO!

[Guest Kibagami]

::rages against the word limit::

 

Indeed.

 

K.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah...I haven't done this yet...but I'm calling opening promo again!

 

MUWHAHAHAHA!

 

Da "gave you 2 days to call it" H

[Guest Suicide King]

I am so upset at the lack of showing matches.

 

You guys aren't even trying as hard as the JLers. Maybe we should bring back the Battle for Survival.

 

The boards weren't down that long.

[Guest Ace309]

Um...

 

The boards WERE down all day, King.

 

There was quite the ruckus. They just came back up around 11.

[Guest Powerplay]

Yeah, check when the One and Only Raw Thread started for proof.

[Guest Suicide King]

It saddens Me that two of My most loyal disciples question Me...

 

[Guest Ace309]

No sir, we're not questioning, we're telling.

[Guest redbaron51]

*taps mic*

 

um ya....

[Guest Suicide King]

Wow... in the extra 24 hours I have received ONE extra match. This is pathetic.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

My match is in I'ts been in since this morning

[Guest Thoth]

Huh, maybe you think this has to do with finals season here in college land and thereabouts?

 

/sarcasm