WWE House Show Results

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Funaki and local wrestler .vs. Doug Basham and RedDog

No one in the building heard the jobbers name, as Funaki announced him into the building. Match had a nice pace and the usual "developement" spots. Match ended with Funaki rolling up RedDog

Winners: Funaki and the Local Guy

 

WWE Cruiserweight Title

Billy Kidman .vs. Jaime Noble w/Nidia

Nidia is very hot in person. This had to be the second best match of the night, as the match was fast paced and had all sorts of high flying moves. Kidman hit the shooting star press for the win. It is amazing to watch live.

Winner: Billy Kidman

 

Chuck Palumbo .vs. Matt Hardy Version 1.0

Snore. Hardy comes out and says he loves that Hamilton can say Mattitude in French. Chuck was very slow tonight. No chemistry with these two. Matt wins the match after a roll-up with his feet on the ropes.

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

Shannon Moore & Spanky .vs. Nunzio and Crash

HUGE E-C-Dub chants for Nunzio, who is Little Guido. Spanky looks like a complete fag. Pink tights with SPANKY on them. Very nice match though. High flyes and big spots. Match ended with crash sitting down on Moore after a monkey flip attempt.

Winners: Nunzio and Crash

 

WWE Championship

Big Show w/Paul Heyman .vs. Brock Lesnar

Heyman is introduced and tore into the fans chanting ECW. He also told some fan that although Heyman sucks, the fans mom taught him how. Show comes out followed by Lesnar. Very slow match. A lot of arm locks and breath spots. Matt Hardy comes out to save Heyman and Brock throws him out, allowing Show to use the title for a DQ. Show and Hardy beat on Brock after the match until ANGLE, yes ANGLE comes out and saves Brock. Angle and Brock then stare down each other. Brock calls Angle back and says he hopes he beats Show, so Angle can meet Lesnar. The Feud begins!

Winner by DQ: Brock

 

Intermission

 

Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas .vs. Bill DeMont & Albert

Albert and Hugh worked very well together. Haas and Benjamin look like good young talent. Albert and DeMont squash them both, with Albert hitting Benjamin with a Baldo Bomb after a missed powerbomb attempt. Crowd got all over Albert for this.

Winners: DeMont and Albert

 

B-Squared .vs. Scott Steiner

B-Squared replaced Cena, who was ill. HUGH ovation for Steiner. Everyone in the building was waiting for him. Steiner squashes Bull until Cena saves him from the recliner. Bull works down Steiner while Cena hurls under the ring. Yes he chucked all over under the ring. Eventually, Steiner looks in the Recliner for the Win.

Winner: Scott Steiner

 

Bra and Panties Match

Dawn Marie .vs. Gail Kim

Dawn tells Hamilton no man can satisfy her, with the exception of Al Wilson. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Kim is the up and coming Diva from Canada, and is pretty hot. Very poor match until Dawn gets Gail's shirt off. Gail would prevail after the normal double roll to take off Dawn's pants. What an Ass on Dawn.

Winner: The Fans( Gail Kim actually)

 

Main Event for the Tag Titles

Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle .vs. Los Guerreros

MATCH OF THE NIGHT. Eddie and Chavo rag on Canada about their Mexican Food. Angle and Benoit attack, then Benoit says Canada brews and drinks the best beer(FukkenEh) and that the Guerrero's will get a Canadian Ass Kicking. Eddie and Chavo were playing the clowns tonight, with Eddie doing Steiner's push up spot. All four men worked unbelievable together, and all the big moves were attempted. Eddie missed the frog splash, which allowed Benoit to hit the Headbutt. Angle hit the Angle Slam and there were 6 German Suplexes before the night ended. Eddie clocked Angle with the belt for the win. Post match Eddie and Chavo got on the case of the guy next to me, calling him fat and saying he had a small penis and that he was gay. Funny, funny stuff.

Winners: Los Guerreros

[Guest bob_barron]

I was gonna go to that but I'm glad I didn't seeing as how three of the matches I had just seen live and the one selling point of seeing John Cena get killed was not fulfilled

[Guest HartFan86]

Whoa! Guido is Nunzio...that's kinda cool.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

SPANKY~! It's dissapointing that he doesn't get to be Jamie's Crazy Cousin, but seeing him work with Rey, Eddy, or Benoit could be some good fun. Besides, Guido is more apt to play the Italian Racial Stereotype after years of doing it in ECW.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I swear to god, every house show report that has Spanky in it always contains the phrase:

 

"What a Giant Fag" "Spanky is gay" or "What a complete fag". So that tells us that the average house show attendee is a homophobe.

[The Dames 0]

Well, at least Spanky gets to keep his name in WWE unless something happens between now and his debut. I'm sure he'll get tons of "faggot" chants with the usual markish nimrods that won't appreciate his boatload of charisma and ringwork.

 

Dames

[Guest Nevermortal]

Hey, as long as he can sing about his pizza in WWE, I'm cool.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I wanted Nunzio to be Big Sal E Graziano for some odd reason.

 

Then they can REALLY bring back the "Where's My Pizza" Chant.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Bra and Panties Match

Dawn Marie .vs. Gail Kim

Dawn tells Hamilton no man can satisfy her, with the exception of Al Wilson. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Kim is the up and coming Diva from Canada, and is pretty hot. Very poor match until Dawn gets Gail's shirt off. Gail would prevail after the normal double roll to take off Dawn's pants. What an Ass on Dawn.

 

Yeah, that sounds like this guy is reliable and knows what he's talking about. Although, Gail can actually wrestle and they are already wasting her in this crap? Ugh...

[Guest Anglesault]

Well, at least Spanky gets to keep his name in WWE unless something happens between now and his debut. I'm sure he'll get tons of "faggot" chants with the usual markish nimrods that won't appreciate his boatload of charisma and ringwork.

 

Dames

What, does he have the ambiguously gay gimmick?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Well, at least Spanky gets to keep his name in WWE unless something happens between now and his debut.  I'm sure he'll get tons of "faggot" chants with the usual markish nimrods that won't appreciate his boatload of charisma and ringwork.  

 

Dames

What, does he have the ambiguously gay gimmick?

Does this mean that when Billy gets back he'll jump him because that's his "thing?"

 

Oh, sorry Billy. I shouldn't compare you to Brock like that.

[The Dames 0]

No, but he's an HBK type, hopping and skipping around effiminately....and now he's wearing pink tights??? Then again, he was trained by HBK. Far better worker than his trainer in his current state though.

 

Dames

[Guest Nevermortal]

Well, at least Spanky gets to keep his name in WWE unless something happens between now and his debut.  I'm sure he'll get tons of "faggot" chants with the usual markish nimrods that won't appreciate his boatload of charisma and ringwork.  

 

Dames

What, does he have the ambiguously gay gimmick?

I wouldn't call it that. He's just.....odd.

 

Its kinda like WCW-era Jericho, but goofier.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No, but he's an HBK type, hopping and skipping around effiminately....and now he's wearing pink tights??? Then again, he was trained by HBK. Far better worker than his trainer in his current state though.

 

Dames

Hm...WrestleMania 25 Main Event...

 

John Cena vs. Spanky?

[Guest AndrewTS]

No, but he's an HBK type, hopping and skipping around effiminately....and now he's wearing pink tights??? Then again, he was trained by HBK. Far better worker than his trainer in his current state though.

 

Dames

If he gets a huge push after debuting, I think we move the Vince/HBK hearsay from "rumors" to "very, very likely."

[Guest AndrewTS]

No, but he's an HBK type, hopping and skipping around effiminately....and now he's wearing pink tights???  Then again, he was trained by HBK.  Far better worker than his trainer in his current state though.  

 

Dames

Hm...WrestleMania 25 Main Event...

 

John Cena vs. Spanky?

I don't think so...

 

I wouldn't call it that. He's just.....odd.

 

Its kinda like WCW-era Jericho, but goofier.

 

There you have it, HHH vs. Y2Spank. HHH goes over clean.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No, but he's an HBK type, hopping and skipping around effiminately....and now he's wearing pink tights???  Then again, he was trained by HBK.  Far better worker than his trainer in his current state though.  

 

Dames

Hm...WrestleMania 25 Main Event...

 

John Cena vs. Spanky?

I don't think so...

People, back when they were part of their respective tag teams, never thought that they'd be seeing a main event of Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Or that in the year 2002, a fragile shell-of-his-former-self HBK would be holding a "World" title in the same company either.

[Guest CanadianChick]

And who would've thought the Ringmaster would become such a huge star?

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Spanky is one of the most talented wrestlers I've had the opportunity to watch, and certainly one of the best indy guys they could have possibly chosen to include. Hopefully they'll do something with him, as from what I've seen, he's currently better than some of the "Smackdown Six" including Edge, Chavo, and possibly Angle.

 

I was also going to comment that I think that things like the "fag" comment should be kept off this board, seeing as it's pretty juvenile and not all that descriptive to begin with. I don't know what the rule is there, but just as a general request, I'd like it if that kind of thing were avoided.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Leonardo Spanky in Z-1 is GOLD.

 

And whoever called him a fag isn't half the man Spanky is.

[Guest deadbeater]

Heard that, Cataclysm!!!

 

Damn with all this hype I want to see Spanky work.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Heard that, Cataclysm!!!

 

Damn with all this hype I want to see Spanky work.

What?