Poo ANALysis

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Ever looked down in the toilet and made some sort of comment on what you left behind?

[Guest Downhome]

I thought it was a rite of passage for each male to become a man, to poop, and then call someone to come into the bathroom to view it so you can boast about it...

 

...or maybe that's just a "southern thang".

[The Dames]

I do it pretty much every time. Especially when something particularly rechid seeps out of me....just curious.

 

Dames

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

It's not just a southern thang. I've been called in to look several times, but always declined the offer.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

[Guest Flyboy]

Doesn't everybody?

[Guest treble charged]

I may look at my own from time to time (read: everytime), but I have NEVER either called someone in to look at my shit or been called into to look at someone's shit.

 

That's gross.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Only if it looks like Jesus.

[Guest Incandenza]

http://www.ratemypoo.com

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

ugh. this topic is just crazy.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I've never called in someone to take a look at my sample, but that's not to say I wouldn't...if I blasted out something real groovy that the world had to see I would make it open to the public

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

its hard to beleive anybody would actually fall for something like that. i mean if you called them in there couldnt the smell it when they get closed to the bathroom.

 

i would and if i started smelling it theres no fucking way i would go in there

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I took a runny crap this one time that looked kinda like Jack Klugman

[Guest Snakebyte]

Why is he still here?

 

Only if it's a really BIG one. Like as big as my forearm.. only because of the effort invloved in depositing it.

[Guest razazteca]

at times the discoloration disturbs me

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Humans have a compulsion to look at ANYTHING that comes out of them. Pus, snot, feces, you name it. Goes for wiping too. No one ever blows their nose and then DOESN'T look at what came out, if anything. They're curious.

[Guest Ace309]

One time, in the middle of wrestling season, we were ALL dehydrated and not crapping due to the fact that we were eating about one meal a day, if that. All of a sudden, my friend Cody comes charing around the locker room screaming "COME HERE! JESUS! COME HERE!"

 

Turns out that he took a single-log shit that was about nine inches long and it had to be an inch and a half thick.

 

How I've tried to scrub that from my memory.

[Guest Choken One]

It is a natural process for Human, esp Males to curiously view our Defcations. Does it often invoke images? It can, most often in the shape of states (Alaska and Texas are a bitch to work with), the shape of shapes (You haven't lived until you gotten a Equallaterl Triangle floating in your toilet) or in the shape of a human face (Jesus is quite often misinterperted).

[Guest MrRant]

One time, in the middle of wrestling season, we were ALL dehydrated and not crapping due to the fact that we were eating about one meal a day, if that. All of a sudden, my friend Cody comes charing around the locker room screaming "COME HERE! JESUS! COME HERE!"

 

Turns out that he took a single-log shit that was about nine inches long and it had to be an inch and a half thick.

 

How I've tried to scrub that from my memory.

A foot long shit isn't that uncommon. It takes some control to not break it apart but its possible.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I have 4 different poop smells. Diarrhea which is strong and leaves a long smell, normal BUTT smell, a tangy smell, and then a mildly tangy smell.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Often I get what I call "The Brussell Sprout Smell." Yup, there it goes.