The biggest logic gap in wrestling

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Since 'anything can happen in the WWF' when is the time travelling alien feud comin?

[Guest eiker_ir]

what is the wwF?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Well it's not like they say 'anything can happen in the WWE' any more.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Why do most wreslers have long hair?

 

Why didn't I win Best writer award and Dmes did? In fact...while thehell wasn't I nominated?...damn politic..it's cause I'm Irish isn't it...

 

When did ZZ Top and Chris Jericho cross breed?

 

When Steiner grabed Nidias ass, and jami knoble tyed to fight Steiner, why was Steiner cheered? Wouldn't you be mad at someone for giving your girl an anal examination?Why didn' they cheer Knoble?

 

Where the hell did Chavo's and Rey's "Jr." go?

 

Why do people stay bent over for 10 seconds while Booker T trys to hit his scissors kick?

 

Why do they say "'Anything Cna Happen In the Royal Rumble" when you always know who wins? Why hasn't Taka won a royal Rumble Damnit!

 

If i asked Trish Stratus to go on a date with me, and she says yes, would I ever want to wake up?

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Here's a good one, in no DQ matches how come you have to brake a sumbmission if your opponent grabs the rope?

[Guest Jack Tunney]

Wrestler A throws wrestler B against the ropes and dropkicks him while B is running towards him.A hits the ground and is completely fine.

 

Let's say that A does the same thing but B holds on to the ropes,A just dropkicks the air and falls down,but sells it.Even though he fell from the same height as in the first scenario.

 

 

And why does Rikishi rub his ass in other mens' faces and the fans pop for it?

 

 

And if we think in kayfabe for a second,imagine the crazy stuff that would go on backstage in the "kayfabe" locker room.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

It's way too late to read this whole thread, BUT...

 

All wrestlers have their gear at ALL TIMES. Period. It's a fact of wrestling life - if you're gonna be at a show, better bring your damn gear, just in case. And I'm serious here; Indy guys tend to do this.

 

Also, wrestlers without specific beefs wrestle because they're moving up the ladder of competition. Like in boxing, you don't HAVE to hate your opponent - you just want the win to move up the ladder.

 

Faces are funny and heels are pricks because people like funny things, and they don't like pricks. If the heels were funny, they'd be faces.

 

Faces always get arrested because heels are cowardly and will call the police on them. Faces are too honorable to do that, and perfer to settle things face-to-face.

 

And Vince knew that he hadn't officially bought WCW. Rememeber, he said that he wanted Turner to come out at WM and sign the contracts on Pay-Per-View.

 

You have to break holds in ropes during no DQ matches because the ropes constitute the limits of the ring. Touching the ropes means that you're officially outside the ring, where pins + submissions do not count. This is not the case for Falls-Count-Anywhere though, and I can't explain that...

 

Rikishi rubs his ass in people's faces because it makes them look stupid. People pop because it's funny.

 

And if you wanted, you could argue that a dropkick is a very calculated move. A wrestler knows how to land properly when the move is done right. but if there's no one there, then he kicks his legs out too far and loses his balance, so to speak, and falls improperly.

[Guest Brian]

"Faces are funny and heels are pricks because people like funny things, and they don't like pricks. If the heels were funny, they'd be faces."

 

Or they'd be full-fledged member of the Kliq.

[Guest Redhawk]

If two wrestlers and in a feud and really hate each other, why do they only release that tension in between 9-11 p.m. on Monday nights? How come we never hear JR saying something like, "Kurt Angle and Edge got into a fight in the airport bathroom this morning."

 

Also, assuming that all the wrestlers stay in the same hotel, how come the babyface never chases the heel out of the building? They're always like, "Oh well, he drove away," like they have no idea where he could be going or where he'll be later (the hotel? the airport?).

[Guest Redhawk]

Questions about the WCW/ECW Alliance:

 

I understand that Linda gave WCW permission to have matches, but how come she never took that privilege back after they got out of hand?

 

If they were such a threat and "didn't belong," why did Vince even let them in the building? Can't he order them to be turned away at the door?

 

And after he let them in, why did he schedule matches for them?

 

If WCW were such a bunch of losers, why did guys like The Rock and Angle car about the WCW Title?

 

How come the only guys who cared about WCW invading at first were the jobbers, like APA, K-Kwik, and Funaki?

 

If the WCW title winners at Survivor Series got to keep their jobs, why didn't Vince just give them all the Bret Hart treatment?

 

Shane and Steph supposedly invested all their money into WCW/ECW. So we were supposed to believe WCW and ECW were worth at least $250 million a piece? If so, why was JR always talking about the bingo hall?

[Guest evilhomer]

1) Why do the heels ALWAYS get beat up when both the faces, and said heels, make a hot tag? I really want to see the heels just destroy the faces one day in a big match like that.

5) When a face is being destroyed, why don't his fellow faces come out to help him more offten?

1) The faces have all the built up energy of the crowd behind them so they have all the power of 25,000 people (wait, this is WWE - 5,000 people) built up inside of them to unleash on the poor heels

 

5) Deep deep down, all faces are heels. They don't care about how their supposed friend is getting his ass whooped because that means that they can take his spot on the ladder.

 

why do people try to powerbomb Kidman? it's ooooubvious that u CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN~!!

Two parter. Number one, they get caught up in the moment and forget that they are wrestling the unpowerbombinable and go for it. Number two, even if they do remember, they are going by the law of averages that says that eventually, one will finally go through.

 

Since 'anything can happen in the WWF' when is the time travelling alien feud comin?

Please don't give them any ideas.

 

what is the wwF?

The World Wildlife Fund. With a mandate to protect wildlife and the environment, waste donated money on beaurocracy and bs lawsuits, and attempt to destroy wrestling companies.