Is Vince McMahon the real-life...

[Guest Redhawk]

I mean, really, does Vince just take care of the money and only come out of his office sporadically and take a look at his product?

 

Vince: "Patterson, who is that hairy young chap over there?"

 

Patterson: "That's Albert, sir. He used to be IC champ and was in the T & A team. Surely you remember him."

 

Vince: "He's big. I want him pushed. Give him a feud with someone popular."

 

Patterson: "But Mr. McMahon, Albert's a complete boob. He's not over at all, and he's not even that good in the ring."

 

Vince: "Dammit! I said push him!"

[Guest creativename]

Patterson as Vince's homosexual lackey...actually come to think of it, that's not a new concept at all.

 

"You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window, Patterson?"

 

"You've been reading my wishbook, sir."

 

Would this make HHH HHHomer, since every episode is centered around his wacky hijinks? (I thought he was already PoocHHHie? Ah, but Homer does PoocHHHie's voice...it's all coming together now!)

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Otto = RVD

JR = Comic Book Store Guy (Worst. Raw. Ever.)

Steph = Marge

Heyman = Lisa (the smart one)

Golddust = Lenny

Booker = Carl

Edge = Bart

Big Show = Nelson

Sean Morely = Principle Skinner (or maybe Lance Storm)

Hurricane = Milhouse

Shawn Michaels = Ned Flanders

 

I'm sure you guys can come up with a ton more. Back to studying for me.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hurricane = Milhouse

Hurricane is too cool to be Milhouse. I'd make Crash = Milhouse

 

Lawler = Mayor Quimby

Knoble = Cletus (Bradshaw doesn't play up the redneck character enough, otherwise I'd use him)

Gerwitz = Chief Wiggum

[Guest the pinjockey]

Chris Jericho = Frank Grimes

 

More talented than HHHomer but unappreciated. Died trying the same things HHHomer did (in Jericho's case being a long haired blonde).

[Guest humongous2002]

Austin=Barney

[Guest Redhawk]

Jerry Lawler = Mo

Triple H = the Schwarzenegger-wannabe guy...Wolfgang Rearcastle (?)

Linda McMahon = Marge Simpson

Stephanie = One of those twins with the purple hair

Big Show = Ralph Wiggum

X-Pac = Jimbo Jones

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I thought of McMahon as more of a Hank Scorpio, hell bent on world domination...plus I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table.

[Guest notJames]

Triple H = the Schwarzenegger-wannabe guy...Wolfgang Rearcastle (?)

Tee hee... it's actually Rainier Wolfcastle.

 

And if anybody's going to be named Rearcastle (or Rear-anything), it would be either Bradshaw or Pat Patterson).

 

[Guest razazteca]

Gill = Jeff Hardy

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Hogan = Grampa

Both are over the hill and both tell historical stories that make no sense and seem to alter the actual facts.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

We still need a Flanders and Apu.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I thought Michaels was Flanders.

As for Apu, it should be....Matt Hardy. 'Cause Matt Hardy freakin' rules. Either that, or it should be Eddie Izzard. 'Cause Eddie Izzard freakin' rules.

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table.

 

Bah, let's see Vince take seventeen stab wounds in the back.

 

"How are we doing boys?"

 

"Well, we're up to fifteen!"

 

"Hooray!"

[Guest Ravenbomb]

D'Lo could be Apu, since he did the whole India thing

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Hey, HHH could be Maggie!

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

Austin=Barney

 

Barney doesn't beat on his wife.

 

And we need Moe. The bee guy can be Eddie cuz of the whole stereotypical thang.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Moe can be Raven. Vastly underappreciated.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Jim Ross-Kent Brockman

Eric Bischoff-Krusty

Kevin Nash-Sideshow Bob

Test-Ralph

Scott Stiener-Snake

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Yea, but who should be Side Show Mel?

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Well, if Bisch is Krusty then Sean Morely would be Sideshow Mel. Then Lance Storm can be Principle Skinner.

 

Moe = Raven --> Good call.

 

Reverend Lovejoy = Brother Looooove

 

Now, who can be Disco Stu? Other than Disco Inferno, of course.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Alex Wright can be Disco Stu

[Guest AM The Kid]

Christian-Disco Stu

[Guest Bricks]

I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table.

 

Bah, let's see Vince take seventeen stab wounds in the back.

 

"How are we doing boys?"

 

"Well, we're up to fifteen!"

 

"Hooray!"

Ahh, but Burns took a back bump from his office window all the way down to the cold hard pavement in many feet below in that episode where Homer replaces Smithers.

 

And speaking of Smithers, I guess he would be Pat Patterson because of their sidekickness... yeah, no other reason than that.

[Guest Mazelmavin]

Rock = Duffman

[Guest Redhawk]

Lawler should be Moe, since they're both sexual predators.

 

Undertaker would be Superintendent Chalmers. Always looking for respect, but he's secretly a dumbass.

 

And by the way, Vince has been stabbed MANY times, if you know what I'm saying. Most often in his BUTT or in his arm.

[Guest creativename]

Hey, HHH could be Maggie!

Let me guess.

 

Cause he sucks?

[Guest DJ Jeff]

HHH=Homer

Stephanie=Marge

RVD=Bart

Trish=Lisa

Molly=Maggie

Jeff Hardy=Milhouse

Nash=Lenny

HBK=Carl

Big Show=Barney

Hogan=Grampa Simpson

Vince=Mr. Burns

Flair=Principal Skinner

Matt Hardy=Krusty

Ross=Chief Wiggum

 

That's all I can think of. See, Homer is friends with Lenny and Carl, hence the reason I picked HHH to be Homer, and Nash and HBK to be Lenny and Carl.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I thought that went without saying, creativename.

[Guest BillyTheStud]

What about Micheal Cole?