Guest Redhawk Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 I mean, really, does Vince just take care of the money and only come out of his office sporadically and take a look at his product? Vince: "Patterson, who is that hairy young chap over there?" Patterson: "That's Albert, sir. He used to be IC champ and was in the T & A team. Surely you remember him." Vince: "He's big. I want him pushed. Give him a feud with someone popular." Patterson: "But Mr. McMahon, Albert's a complete boob. He's not over at all, and he's not even that good in the ring." Vince: "Dammit! I said push him!"
Guest creativename Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Patterson as Vince's homosexual lackey...actually come to think of it, that's not a new concept at all. "You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window, Patterson?" "You've been reading my wishbook, sir." Would this make HHH HHHomer, since every episode is centered around his wacky hijinks? (I thought he was already PoocHHHie? Ah, but Homer does PoocHHHie's voice...it's all coming together now!)
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Otto = RVD JR = Comic Book Store Guy (Worst. Raw. Ever.) Steph = Marge Heyman = Lisa (the smart one) Golddust = Lenny Booker = Carl Edge = Bart Big Show = Nelson Sean Morely = Principle Skinner (or maybe Lance Storm) Hurricane = Milhouse Shawn Michaels = Ned Flanders I'm sure you guys can come up with a ton more. Back to studying for me.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Hurricane = Milhouse Hurricane is too cool to be Milhouse. I'd make Crash = Milhouse Lawler = Mayor Quimby Knoble = Cletus (Bradshaw doesn't play up the redneck character enough, otherwise I'd use him) Gerwitz = Chief Wiggum
Guest the pinjockey Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Chris Jericho = Frank Grimes More talented than HHHomer but unappreciated. Died trying the same things HHHomer did (in Jericho's case being a long haired blonde).
Guest Redhawk Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Jerry Lawler = Mo Triple H = the Schwarzenegger-wannabe guy...Wolfgang Rearcastle (?) Linda McMahon = Marge Simpson Stephanie = One of those twins with the purple hair Big Show = Ralph Wiggum X-Pac = Jimbo Jones
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 I thought of McMahon as more of a Hank Scorpio, hell bent on world domination...plus I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table.
Guest notJames Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Triple H = the Schwarzenegger-wannabe guy...Wolfgang Rearcastle (?) Tee hee... it's actually Rainier Wolfcastle. And if anybody's going to be named Rearcastle (or Rear-anything), it would be either Bradshaw or Pat Patterson).
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Hogan = Grampa Both are over the hill and both tell historical stories that make no sense and seem to alter the actual facts.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 We still need a Flanders and Apu.
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 I thought Michaels was Flanders. As for Apu, it should be....Matt Hardy. 'Cause Matt Hardy freakin' rules. Either that, or it should be Eddie Izzard. 'Cause Eddie Izzard freakin' rules.
Guest Kagato Otaku Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table. Bah, let's see Vince take seventeen stab wounds in the back. "How are we doing boys?" "Well, we're up to fifteen!" "Hooray!"
Guest Ravenbomb Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 D'Lo could be Apu, since he did the whole India thing
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Hey, HHH could be Maggie!
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Austin=Barney Barney doesn't beat on his wife. And we need Moe. The bee guy can be Eddie cuz of the whole stereotypical thang.
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Moe can be Raven. Vastly underappreciated.
Guest AM The Kid Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Jim Ross-Kent Brockman Eric Bischoff-Krusty Kevin Nash-Sideshow Bob Test-Ralph Scott Stiener-Snake
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 Yea, but who should be Side Show Mel?
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Well, if Bisch is Krusty then Sean Morely would be Sideshow Mel. Then Lance Storm can be Principle Skinner. Moe = Raven --> Good call. Reverend Lovejoy = Brother Looooove Now, who can be Disco Stu? Other than Disco Inferno, of course.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Alex Wright can be Disco Stu
Guest Bricks Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 I don't think Burns would take a back bump off a cage onto the annoucing table. Bah, let's see Vince take seventeen stab wounds in the back. "How are we doing boys?" "Well, we're up to fifteen!" "Hooray!" Ahh, but Burns took a back bump from his office window all the way down to the cold hard pavement in many feet below in that episode where Homer replaces Smithers. And speaking of Smithers, I guess he would be Pat Patterson because of their sidekickness... yeah, no other reason than that.
Guest Redhawk Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Lawler should be Moe, since they're both sexual predators. Undertaker would be Superintendent Chalmers. Always looking for respect, but he's secretly a dumbass. And by the way, Vince has been stabbed MANY times, if you know what I'm saying. Most often in his BUTT or in his arm.
Guest creativename Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Hey, HHH could be Maggie! Let me guess. Cause he sucks?
Guest DJ Jeff Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 HHH=Homer Stephanie=Marge RVD=Bart Trish=Lisa Molly=Maggie Jeff Hardy=Milhouse Nash=Lenny HBK=Carl Big Show=Barney Hogan=Grampa Simpson Vince=Mr. Burns Flair=Principal Skinner Matt Hardy=Krusty Ross=Chief Wiggum That's all I can think of. See, Homer is friends with Lenny and Carl, hence the reason I picked HHH to be Homer, and Nash and HBK to be Lenny and Carl.
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 I thought that went without saying, creativename.
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