Hu's the leader of China

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

'We take you now to the Oval Office, where George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice are in conference...

 

-- George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

-- Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

-- George: Great. Lay it on me.

-- Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

-- George: That's what I want to know.

-- Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

-- George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

-- Condi: Yes.

-- George: I mean the fellow's name.

-- Condi: Hu.

-- George: The guy in China.

-- Condi: Hu.

-- George: The new leader of China.

-- Condi: Hu.

-- George: The Chinaman!

-- Condi: Hu is leading China.

-- George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

-- Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

-- George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

-- Condi: That's the man's name.

-- George: That's who's name?

-- Condi: Yes.

-- George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

-- Condi: Yes, sir.

-- George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

-- Condi: That's correct.

-- George: Then who is in China?

-- Condi: Yes, sir.

-- George: Yassir is in China?

-- Condi: No, sir.

-- George: Then who is?

-- Condi: Yes, sir.

-- George: Yassir?

-- Condi: No, sir.

-- George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

-- Condi: Kofi?

-- George: No, thanks.

-- Condi: You want Kofi?

-- George: No.

-- Condi: You don't want Kofi.

-- George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

-- Condi: Yes, sir.

-- George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

-- Condi: Kofi?

-- George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

-- Condi: And call who?

-- George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

-- Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

-- George: Will you stay out of China?!

-- Condi: Yes, sir.

-- George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

-- Condi: Kofi.

-- George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

-- Condi: Rice, here.

-- George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?'

 

Funny, and I could actually picture it happening. Probably fodder for an SNL skit or something..

[EL DANDY~!]

Actually...Tucker and Chan did something like that in Rush Hour 2...

 

Chan: CARTER! I thought you were dead!

Tucker: Who?

Chan: You!

Tucker: Detective Yu?

Chan: No you!

Tucker: Hu?

Chan: You!

Tucker: HU?

Chan: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Tucker: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of yo mouth!

[Guest EricMM]

I saw that Hu - Yassir thing a few weeks ago.

 

Funny stuff. Puns. heh.

[Guest Ozymandias]

That was about 1000x funnier than I'd expected. Except the lame Rice jokes.