SWF Smarkdown Card (Dec. 17/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Card to your mother.

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: Dec. 17, 2002

Arena: The Dunkin’ Donuts center in Providence, Rhode Island.

Due date: Dec. 17, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

 

Note: This show is due on Tuesday people.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs. Xero

- Two titans of incomparable strength and power…er, well midcarders actually, will go one on one on Smarkdown! Whose cuisine will reign supreme?!

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. CIA

- Ced and his tag partner for that night, Frost, beat Magnifico and CIA on Storm. CIA looks to get some singles revenge on Smarkdown.

Word Limit: 3500 words

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NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Bayawolf

- Bayawolf will be facing Magnifico’s ally the Hville Thugg at the next PPV with a SWF contract for Thugg on the line, so Magnifico will try to soften him up on Smarkdown. Of course Magnifico both lost the title to, and then won it back from Bayawolf back when he was Sacred, so these guys have no lack of history…

Word Limit: 5000 words

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NON-TITLE FATAL 4-WAY MATCH

Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven

- These 4 competitors have faced each other numerous times in the past, and there’s a lot of history here (too much to run down on the card). So anyways…in the spirit of Paul Heyman, let’s mix ‘em up again and watch the sparks fly!

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. All 4 men are allowed in the ring at once. The first one to score a pinfall or submission is the winner.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Orochi © vs. Alex Zenon

- Zenon earned this title shot at Ashes to Ashes and he cashed it in on Storm. But unfortunately PM-box airlines (the official airline of the SWF) were booked full, so neither man was able to get their match in…er, by which I mean, get into the arena and wrestler their match. Yeah. Anyways, it’s been rescheduled for Smarkdown!

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest whatever37]

I usually don't comment on WF stuff being a JL'er and all... but yeah, that's a pretty bland card, I must say.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Fatal four way. Joy to the world... wait Frost is there? Crap on this, I wanted to win a match going into the PPV, heh.

 

In reality, facing three tough competitors... but I tend to win multi-opponent matches, let's see what I can do...

 

-Annie

[Guest Serrated]

<<Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven

- These 4 competitors have faced each other numerous times in the past, and there’s a lot of history here (too much to run down on the card). >>

 

Yeah, sure there is, except for the fact that Sigil has NEVER interacted with Frost in any way, shape, or form, and they've never even MENTIONED each other except for Frost's couple of post-show comments about how he doesn't like the character.

 

But a lot of history nonetheless.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

That's true, but Frost-Annie/Frost-Ash/Ash-Annie/Sigil-Ash/Sigil-Annie is pretty much enough to fill out a good match, I think.

 

Decent card. I'm still waiting on Z/Orochi.

[Guest midnight_burn]

A no-show, then a loss, hopefully the third time can be the charm for me.

[Guest Powerplay]

Stryke, this is no problem for you. You'll do fine .

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I never said I didn't like the Sigil character, just that I wasn't keen on the direction he was heading in and what was being done with him. And Ash is the only person I have any sort of history with in the match. Annie was in the Mag 7 and all, but there was hardly any interaction between their characters. I've never faced her or Sigil in the ring.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

So I guess I'm the winner of this, I have promo history with Frost and match history with Sigil and Craven.

 

I'll probably still lose but at least I got stuff to work with.

 

Hell, i don't really know what I'm saying here, It's too early...

 

-Annie

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Hmmm...I only had 1 new PM in my box when I logged in at 5 PM. You folks better be planning on getting more than that in...

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I'm Storm-exclusive, hyuk hyuk.

[Guest midnight_burn]

I suck. That is all.

[Guest Kibagami]

Damn no-sho...

 

Wait.

 

WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!? JESUS CHRIST!

 

::hangs head in shame::

 

K.