Guest midnight_burn Posted December 16, 2002 Report Posted December 16, 2002 SINGLES MATCH Stryke vs. Xero SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs. CIA NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Bayawolf NON-TITLE FATAL 4-WAY MATCH Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven ICTV TITLE MATCH Orochi © vs. Alex Zenon
Guest midnight_burn Posted December 16, 2002 Report Posted December 16, 2002 SINGLES MATCH Stryke vs. Xero -> I'll certainly try, but i suck with a small word limit, so we'll have to wait and see. SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs. CIA -> Methinks CIA to get the duke here. NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Bayawolf -> The last 2 World Champs, i think current champ Magnifico will just edge out Bayawolf. Could go either way though. NON-TITLE FATAL 4-WAY MATCH Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven -> 4-way fun, this could go anyway, but i think Frost will just be a little bit above the rest here, coming out with the win. ICTV TITLE MATCH Orochi © vs. Alex Zenon -> It didn't happen on Storm, but it'll happen here. Again, this should be a dandy, and like last time i'll predict Zenon to win and claim the belt.
Guest Powerplay Posted December 16, 2002 Report Posted December 16, 2002 All Rise! Court is now in session, with Honorable Judge Mental presiding over these predictions. Case #1 Stryke vs. Xero Hmm... Stryke's comments about "Sucking within a small word limit" have been striken from the record. Looking at both of these men's previous offenses, the Judge rules that Stryke is the one who gets out of the Curtain Jerker Federal Prison on parole for good behavior. JUDGE'S VERDICT: Strkye Next Case! Case #2 Ced Ordonez vs. CIA The Judge would like to recognize that CIA beat Frost at the PPV, though he also recognizes CIA's job at Toys R' Us. Since he may not be able to serve on the Jury due to job conflict, the Judge rules in favor of Ced Ordonez. JUDGE'S VERDICT: Ced Ordonez Next Case! Case #3 El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Bayawolf Both men have a long history of assault and battery charges against each other, and both have not removed the their masks in the Judge's presence. Since Stubby has hired Johnny Cochrane to defend Bayawolf, the dream team member's logic thouroghly confuses the Judge, and he rules in favor of the man formerly known as Sacred. JUDGE'S VERDICT: Bayawolf Next Case! Case #4 Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven Michael Craven can not give us a resonable doubt that he has actually gone heel or really left face, and his case is thrown out. Annie Eclectic is a Hardcore lawyer, not a real trial lawyer, so she is out pending an appeal. Sigil has brought reasonable evidence to the eyes of the Judge, but Frost's objection to the predicting anyone but him on the grounds that the Judge is a Magnificent 7 member is sustained, and the Judge rules in favor of the Velvet Hammer. JUDGE'S VERDICT: Frost Next Case! Case #5 Orochi © vs. Alex Zenon, Regarding ownership of the ICTV title Alex Zenon shows impressive records of his most recent victories, and brings up in cross-examination that Orochi may be burned out from finals. On the other hand, Orochi has always been an outstanding member of the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation. The Judge rules in favor of Orochi and ownership of the title is retained. JUDGE'S VERDICT: Orochi Court is now adjorned!
Guest Ace309 Posted December 16, 2002 Report Posted December 16, 2002 PREDICTIONS BY THE BURNING HAMMER TAPE ...REVIEW'S OWN TOM FLESHMUSSEN ("Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasoooooooooonnnn") SINGLES MATCH Stryke vs. Xero - STRYKE with the QUICKNESS~! SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs. CIA - Well, I like CIA, but ever since that debacle where Stubby tried to push him into Last Man Standing and he refused because it was going to be a full-on shoot, he's been going downhill. Therefore, CED ORDONEZ by BOOKER'S FIAT~! NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Bayawolf - I WILL GO GREYHOUND~! I WILL PREDICT ELM WITH THA BAJA CALIFORNIA CRUSHER~! NON-TITLE FATAL 4-WAY MATCH Sigil vs. Frost vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Michael Craven - Apparently there's history here, but the only history is that Sigil was probably on the BHT...R15 last year and we don't know it. We have to go with FROST~! here. (Cracker Chris Belcourt dissented and said that he expected Annie Eclectic to take it with a Frost-assisted pin, but we shouted him down because he's a dumbass.) ICTV TITLE MATCH Orochi © vs. Alex Zenon - ZENON~! with the GLE~! IT'S DOUBLE TILDEBANG TIME, BABY~!~!
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