Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Here is the ad in the January issue of the WWE Magazine... __ Title: Are you a Loser? Let Matt Hardy Version 1.0 Guide You to Happiness! 'The following is a paid advertisement for Mattitude, Inc.' What is Mattitude? Creating a better life for yourself by fulfilling your goals and dreams by utilizing the belief system and work ethic (Mattributes) of the one and only Matt Hardy Mattitude is a quality that can help anyone achieve success - regardless of their background or past. You just have to make it a lifestyle, a mindset, a religion. Mattitude is something that cannot be taught or learned; it's something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is intangible, it's the x-factor that gives me an advantage over everyone else -- Matt Hardy Yes there is hope. No matter how big a loser you are, you can turn your life around. Forget Personal Power, forget any other of the so-called "gurus" who claim they can lead you to success. All you need is Mattiude. Just look at the testimonials below. If these dregs of society can turn their lives around, think what Mattutude can do for you. Presidents, Olympic Champions, Nobel Laureates and today's most successful business leaders have all benefited from Mattitude. Don't wait a minute longer. Let Mattitude give you the tools to create the life you've always dreamed of 'Editors Note: WWE Magazine cannot attest to the veracity of the letters and endorsements below' Dear Matt, Just a few months ago, my life was a complete disaster. I had no friends, and the thought of getting a date or winning the respect of my peers was so far from possible that I often cried myself to sleep. I didn't know where to start to make something of my life. Then, I discovered Mattitude. Suddenly, my life turned around. All my life I had been called a loser, but once I incorporated the principles of Mattitude into my daily routine, things changed. People who never gave me the time of day started talking to me, and the cool guy at the comic book shop now lets me hang out there for a couple of hours every day. I can't thank you enough for sharing Mattitude with me, and when I finally get my first date, I'll be sure to write and tell you all about it. You are a true inspiration! Sincerely, Edge Toronto, Ontario, CN Dear Matt, Thank you so much for Mattitude. I used to be so homely and out of shape that guys never looked at me, and the only time they paid attention to me at all was when they were teasing me about my gelatinous figure. Then, I discovered Matitude. I began working out, bathing and brushing my teeth. Just look at me now! I owe it all to you and Mattitude. You are the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I know you are a very famous man and must be very busy, but I'd love to spend some time with you if possible. Sincerely, Torrie Wilson Boise, ID Dear Matt, It's hard to believe, but until I discovered Mattitude, I was a complete loser. I couldn't read or write, and I had no money whatsoever. Lucky for me, I saw you wrestle on Smackdown and you espouse the virtues of Mattitude. You were so inspiring that I decided to get off my rather large posterior and turn my life around. I ordered your tapes, read your books and tried so hard to be like you. Even though I'm nowhere near the Superstar you are, I feel I am making strides and will one day be considered a legitimate WWE Superstar. Thanks for being such an inspiration and thanks for your generosity. Sincerely, Rikishi Samoa P.S. If you ever need anybody to carry your bags or get you food on the road, I'd be more than happy to do it. Dude, Your Mattiude system rocks! You're pretty cool too. I basically sucked 'til I saw you. Thanks bro. Later, Rob Van Dam Battle Creek, MI Dear Matt, I don't know what I'd do without you. Even though I was a little slow to pick up on Mattitude, everything I have in life, I owe to you. You are so talented that it covered up all my metal and physical weaknesses through the years. Every day I wished I could be more like you. I study the Mattributes and watch all your matches so that one day I might be worthy to lace your wrestling boots. Please keep helping, and keep teaching me the Mattributes. Sincerely, Jeff Hardy Cameron, NC Most of you know me as an Olympic Gold Medalist and WWE Champion. What you probably don't know is how important Mattitude has been to my life. There's no way I could have won the gold medal or become the WE Champion without Mattitude in my life. It gave me the strength and inspiration to achieve the success that I have. I realize that there are many so-called inspirational programs and speakers out there, but none have had the impact and success that Matt Hardy has had with Mattitude. Thanks, Matt. Everything I have achieved in life I owe to you. Kurt Angle Pittsburgh, PA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Greatest. Ad. Ever. RVD's fuckin rooled... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted December 17, 2002 It is a shame you know that they don't actually let him say stuff like this on SD. I like how Torrie never bathed before following mattitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Dear Matt, I don't know what I'd do without you. Even though I was a little slow to pick up on Mattitude, everything I have in life, I owe to you. You are so talented that it covered up all my metal and physical weaknesses through the years. Every day I wished I could be more like you. I study the Mattributes and watch all your matches so that one day I might be worthy to lace your wrestling boots. Please keep helping, and keep teaching me the Mattributes. Sincerely, Jeff Hardy Cameron, NC The Sad part is, that one sounds like it could be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted December 17, 2002 DUDE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Mattitude............man, can it be any greater? (Points down at siggy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 That's going on my wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I wonder why Shannon Moore, the first Mfer, doesn't have a letter in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I'll probably get the magazine just for this. It'll go on my wall for inspiration! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I wonder why Shannon Moore, the first Mfer, doesn't have a letter in there. Bill DeMott ate him, and hence he couldn't write a letter. A genius ad, now if only the WWE would put him on Smackdown more and let him do stuff like this, instead of having him rot on Velocity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Dammit, they'll let him do this in a magazine, but not on TV? What the fricks wrong with those WWF writers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Man, this is some of the best writing, other than Shane O'Mac's wife promoting PPVs, that came out of WWE all year. Let this writer do the TV shows. See, the WWE can do inspiring writing if they want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted December 18, 2002 What really gets me is that he mentions Torrie being a porker...a little bonus for those who actually remember when she was in WCW, and they showed pictures from an old birthday party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Bill DeMott ate him, and hence he couldn't write a letter. Guess that explains why he hasn't shown up on Smackdown lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted December 18, 2002 What really gets me is that he mentions Torrie being a porker...a little bonus for those who actually remember when she was in WCW, and they showed pictures from an old birthday party. WWE MAGAZINE WRITER: .....Yes, I meant to do that. Seriously, that's the best thing in a WWE Magazine since I don't know what. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest big Dante Cruz Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Ah, it almost reminds me of the WCW Jericho. Regardless, this stuff is fantastic. If they pushed him hard, it could be incredible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted December 18, 2002 THE MAN IS A GOD~! That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I wish to learn more about Mattitude. I wish to gain all his Mattributes, and watch all his Mattches. If he came out and read a mattitude letter from his opponent once in a while it would be awsome. or how about this Dear Matt, This is the town of [local city]. We are really stupid and smell bad. Can you help us? -Sincerely [local city] I think that would be very effective! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Wow. Mattitude has an even better success rate than Destrucity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Wait till you see the A-Train ad!!1111!!111 I love Vinces logic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted December 19, 2002 What really gets me is that he mentions Torrie being a porker...a little bonus for those who actually remember when she was in WCW, and they showed pictures from an old birthday party. WWE MAGAZINE WRITER: .....Yes, I meant to do that. Seriously, that's the best thing in a WWE Magazine since I don't know what. Hehehe...come on, it's possible the writer was actually watching WCW at one point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted December 19, 2002 Aww...Why didn't HHH write a letter? That's the good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted December 19, 2002 A WWE magazine poke fun at HHH? Yeah, right. He's God, it's company policy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
