Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 17, 2002 I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and I'm coming close to actually going through with it. For the longest time, the very notion repulsed me, but, due to talking to some people who swear by the hairless lifestyle, the idea is gaining some appeal. In fact, here's a list of advantages and disadvantages of doing this: Positives: Decreases sweatiness; makes me look like a porn star; gives testicles a smoother texture; when killing kittens, the seed won't get in my pubes. I HATE it when that happens. Negatives: Sounds like a lot of hassle (but then I shave my head regularly--the one on my shoulders--so I'd get use to it eventually); I'd look like a pre-pubescent boy. I probably would've done this sooner, but there was no real reason. Due to my meticulous bathing habits, I've never had any ladies complain of a musky odor in my crotch, but, here I am. Any tips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Don't do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Oh, and you forgot a negative... Negative: Endless HHH jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Don't do it? I happen to know there are ladies who enjoy caressing silky smooth testicles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Whatever you do, don't wax. If you can, it's actually much better to have a chick shave it for you. It seems risky, but most girls shave their legs, pits and all or part of their crotch regularly, so they have experience, plus because of the angle, there's less chance of error than doing it yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted December 17, 2002 My wife likes it, the guma likes it, you can't go wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 17, 2002 The couple of people I've talked with about this before suggested that I let a girl do it, and I'm inclined to go with that. These are my BALLS we're talking about here. I'd probably be too timid to go through with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 I personally like the idea. I say go for it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 17, 2002 I'm just about convinced. Too bad I'm single at the moment, as my only other option is to use "Would you like to shave my genitals?" as pick up line at clubs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 You will be one itchy bastard for awhile. Trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted December 17, 2002 You will be one itchy bastard for awhile. Trust me. Oh hell yeah. And you may get ingrown hairs too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted December 17, 2002 but isn't it gonna be bothering later, when it starts growing again...like beard... and how frequently would u have to shave it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Having had painful experience at this, a couple of suggestions: 1. Don't just go in with a razor and start whacking away; thoroughly trim the bush down with a pair of scissors or something first. 2. Do NOT shave against the grain. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. Doing so makes you much more at risk for razor burn and ingrown hairs. 3. Rub some plain white deodorant over the shaved area afterwards, the chemicals help soothe the skin and cut down on razor burn. 4. After about a week, the itching will begin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 I've never been bad, however I do shave my legs every two days so it never gets bad. But I guess guys don't need that much maintance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted December 17, 2002 I don't actually shave mine, but i do try to keep them trimmed down to a very short length. I can't stand having a big old forest of hair down there, but i didn't want to deal with the itchiness. Therefore i took the best of both worlds and i use electric hair clippers(like barbers use) around every three weeks to keep them trimmed down. I'd suggest trying that first to see if that's short enough for you. You could also use scissors, but hair clippers are faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Do it and post before and after shots! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 17, 2002 Yeah so the handful of girls that post can see. I'll pass, my guy's is very nice anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Hey, it's good to see Davy come out of hiding, even if it was only due to his desire to see my unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Seriously I think if you do it once, you'll find you like it that way. I can't stand to even have mine trimmed, it bothers me. None is the way to go, and it is a turn on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted December 18, 2002 As one of the leading and most ardent advocates of au natural genital stylings, I say don't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 So you perfer hair to completely silky smooth? I really don't care what my man does (he knows what I like though) but me I like it all smooth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BaldFish Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I recommend shaving the balls and merely trimming the bush. Shaving the actual bush is bad news--stubble and such. But you should definitely trim--makes the cock look bigger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I know it's the cliche thing to say, but... ...I now know WAAAAAAY more than I *ever* wanted to know about some of you guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I tend to keep sharp objects away from my gentials. Having seen what sharp shit can do to my face, arms, and back, I don't want ANYTHING that my cut my shit up down there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 When you are working in that area you have to be extra careful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I could've gone my whole life without ever knowing Incandenza was going to shave is nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Sandman - you wouldn't treat your nuts like that. Damn that would hurt. And if Incandenza is comfortable with his sexuality to admit wanting to shave himself, more power to him. I don't see the big deal, but I guess since I'm a female there are different standards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Nut shaving is a lot more common than some people are willing to admit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted December 18, 2002 I know it's more common, I just didn't want to know that YOU do it or are going to do it or anything to do with your testicles. It's like seeing a porn movie that has someone you knew in high school in it. It's disturbing and you don't want to see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites