I'm considering shaving my genitalia.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hey, it's not like I'll be putting up pictures...or will I?

[Guest Incandenza]

EDIT: strange friggin' board

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

But if a guy talks about this it's sick, but if a women talks about shaving herself its a turn on?

[Guest treble charged]

Alf has enough hair for two men.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I've done it.

 

I'll continue to do it.

 

1) Chick don't dig tons of hair.

2) It makes the unit look more impressive (not that I NEED that or anything *nervous laughter*)

3) Less sweat

 

The only only downside is the itch factor which will drive you to the point of insanity at times, especially if you've never done it before.

 

I say go for it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hell with all that, I'll continue to be wooly, thank you very much. On girls, I have absolutely no preference unless we're talking insane jungle bush from hell.

[Guest dreamer420]

But if a guy talks about this it's sick, but if a women talks about shaving herself its a turn on?

I don't think it's such a turn on. It's nice once it's shaved but the thought of shaving a girl doesn't really appeal to me.

[Guest Paranoid]

lol!

[Guest B-X]

Aight man, good points all, but I MUST reiterate a previous statement made here.

 

DO NOT BY ANY MEANS SHAVE AGAINST THE GRAIN

 

See that fleshy area above your tally-wacker? Treat it as you would a fish. Imagine the skin there is a bunch of fish scales. If you shave up, you will damage the scales.. er skin, and end up with A BILLION RED BLOOD MARKS. I am serious, and I swear to God it hurts like a bitch if you do it wrong.

 

I did it, and you know how I felt when I saw A BILLION little red marks on my skin?

 

I cried. I cried like a little BITCH.

 

So don't do that, okay? Thanks for listening.

[The Dames 0]

Well...I've done it. My best advice is what BaldFish said...shave da nutz and trim the bush.

 

....I actually have been told that the bush had a foul odor once, which made me shave. However, if you trim it VERY low, you'll be good.

 

Dames

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah...I'm cleanly shaved...Since I have a afro like environment there.

[Guest kingkamala]

*sighs* Some things you just don't want to know.

[Guest EricMM]

tally-wacker

 

There's one I've never heard before.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I trim. Used to shave, but it got to be so much of a hassle to scratch my nuts more often than I already did normally, and the feel of stubble...ugh...

 

Shave the sack, trim the bush.

[Guest Matt Young]

You could always use a hair removal system such as Nair. No shaving, no hassle.

[Guest Incandenza]

You're not suppose to put Nair on your face (or anywhere on your head), nipples or genitals. Naturally sensitive areas can't handle it.

 

One time, a couple years back whilst drunk, I slathered some Nair on my face. I was treated to a chemical burn that was not unlike a zit outbreak in appearance, which lasted for a couple of days. There's no way in hell I'd put it on my balls, regardless of how much money is offered or liquor consumed.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

How about that Nads brand hair removal substance? Appropriately named, if it wouuld work...

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

I can't believe that after many months of absence this is the first thread I post on. I'm not sure what this means. Oh well. Speaking as a trimmer myself, I can only offer this advice:

Use sober, STEADY hands. Would you handle radioactive waste with an oven mitt? Then don't get shaky with sharp objects near your package or you will only wind up with damaged goods.

 

I have returned.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Schwetty balls aren't a bad thing really. I hate a huge bush though, it's annoying when wet or going to scratch and your finger gets tangled. I say just trim a little off the top. If anything, shave your ass hair.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

AoO, I hope you are kidding? I take it you have never tried that Nads stuff. My mom ordered it thinking it would work and I was her ginena pig. I'm not a guy, but if I was there would be no way in hell I would put that anywhere near my balls. I tried it on my leg and screamed like hell. Only put that on if you can feel no pain whatsoever.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Erm, about this trim the balls, shave the bush stuff... I always thought bush meant vagina, yet there are references to guys shaving their bush? Either I'm misinterpreting something, or I really need to sign up for a Health class next quarter, since I don't have a vagina and always thought I was a guy.

 

Oh, and I've considered it, but seeing as how I almost cut my finger off while cutting up some six-pack rings, there's no way I'd go anywhere near my genitalia. Although in the TMI department, it'd seriously make me look a lot bigger probably. I mean I'm Russian for goodness' sake, I've got a lot of hair down there!

 

Oh yea, how does one shave their own ass? Seriously, because this is one I would consider, because although "kiss my hairy ass" is a great expression, in real life I find the prospect rather disgusting.

[Guest red_file]

Oh yea, how does one shave their own ass? Seriously, because this is one I would consider, because although "kiss my hairy ass" is a great expression, in real life I find the prospect rather disgusting.

Either get someone else to do it, or use a floor length mirror and twist your back pretty bad. Shaving your ass is a pain in the ass.

 

As for the original question, when I did it I waxed, which seemed to give the smoothest results for the longest time between having to do it again. And it's no where near as painful as you'd think.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

As for bush, that just means the hair, which chicks and dudes both have.

I've waxed before, and for me it did hurt as much as you think... probably more. Guess it just depends on the person.

[Guest Marshall]

Didn't you do it yet?! Come on, dude, I want my pics of your junk. / sassy, cool, gay

[Guest Incandenza]

Be patient, Davy. I'll wait for a girl to do it. I don't have the...um, balls to do it myself.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

A girl you know, your girl, or just any girl?

[Guest Incandenza]

Maybe; there isn't one; most likely.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

If you're looking for a girl who shaves before you shave...I'll go on record right now.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I think he's looking for a girl to shave HIM, Jen.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

well that I can't do