The SWF Holds Down Christmas! The card...

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Looks like King forgot to mark his Smarkdown matches, so I'll just go ahead and post the PPV card since the Smarkdown didn't have too much effect on storylines anyways. If King gets around to marking his stuff I'll post Smarkdown sometime this week...so until then, I'll continue having sex with his mom and pissing on his lawn as punishment for his dumb-assery.

 

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Show: The SWF Holds Down Christmas!

Theme Music: “Don’t Drag me Down” by Social Distortion.

Date: Dec. 22, 2002.

Arena: The MCI center in Washington, DC!

Due date: Dec. 22, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

 

TRIPLE THREAT HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Michael Craven © vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Stryke

- Michael Craven has a new name and he’s more determined to succeed than he’s ever been, but will he survive a hardcore onslaught from Ced Ordonez and Stryke?

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena. Once a man’s eliminated he can still participate in the match, but can no longer be found the winner.

Send to: Suicide King

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Sigil vs. Judge Mental

- While once considered possible Magnificent 7 material, Sigil has instead become an adversary to the stable and the newest M7 member, Judge Mental, has made it his mission to extinguish him. They’ve fought once before, but this time the stakes have been raised as they’ll be facing off in a submission match.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. The first man to make his opponent submit within the ring is the winner.

Send to: Suicide King

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams © vs. Annie Eclectic

- When Annie was ejected from the M7 Danny Williams kicked the poop out of Annie on behalf of Tom Flesher. This led to a US title match, which Danny Williams won. The rematch ended indecisively, so this match is no-DQ to make sure we have a winner.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts only count within the ring.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

SINGLES MATCH

Alex Zenon vs. Mak Francis

- Two men on the cusp of possibly greater things in the fed. Which man will triumph this Sunday?

Send to: Suicide King

 

LAST MAN STANDING ICTV TITLE MATCH

Orochi © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

- Their names may have changed but these two, formerly known as Thoth and Silent have not forgotten the bad blood between them. They’ll battle for the ICTV title this Sunday!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The winner is the first man to knock his opponent out for a count of 10.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

SINGLES MATCH FOR A SWF CONTRACT

Hville Thugg vs. Bayawolf [referee - Suicide King]

- The Hville Thugg made his return to the SWF at Ashes to Ashes, to the chagrin of our beloved commissioner. Stubby refused to give Thugg a contract, but of course the former champ wasn’t going to take that lying down. Thugg’s been showing up at SWF shows and causing trouble for a weeks now, so finally Stubby gave in and booked this match. If Thugg can beat Bayawolf, he gets his contract…if not he’s SOL, it’s that simple.

Send to: Suicide King

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE CAGE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Tom Flesher

- Magnifico aligned himself with the renegade Thugg, and as a punishment for this Stubby decided that if anyone were to capture Thugg after he had snuck into a SWF show, they would get a title shot. Well, with the help of the Magnificent 7, Tom Flesher did just that and will face Magnifico this Sunday!

Match Description - The ring will be surrounded by an approximately 20 foot tall steel cage. To win, one man has to climb over the top and touch both feet to the floor. The door to the cage will be locked and escaping through the door is not a valid way to win the match.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest midnight_burn]

Excellent, something like this is just what i wanted. Let's see if i can beat Craven for the Hardcore Title like i did a few months back, probably so we can end up trading it back and forth a few times again. But the way he's writing that'll be no easy task, and Ced will be damn tough to beat as well.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Stubbs...sorry to complain, but I'm pretty sure me and Flesher is supposed to be in a Steel Cage.

 

Otherwise, great card.

 

Edit: Oh, and by the by...no door on the cage, please.

[Guest Muzz]

Yeah, and I believe The Suicide King is the special referee of our match.

 

Very nice card, I have a feeling it's missing something, dunno what, but should be a good show for all involved.

[Guest Ace309]

Yup. Aside from those missing stips (which can be accounted for in the same promo, which was at the end of the card, so there are probably stamina issues involved ), the card looks good. I'm happy about the Sigil/Mental match, and the Last Man Standing match is going to be great.

 

Oh, yeah, and the main event should be nice, or something.

[Guest Goodear]

No Frost?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Looks good.

 

BTW, Stubbs: Is the match an elmination triple-threat or regular triple-threat?

 

I'm thinking it's an elimination one by the description.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Annie/Danny III: here we go

 

Shit kicking card going into the vaca and heading up to the Clusterfuck spectacular! I'm pretty f'ing jazzed right now

 

-Annie

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Okay...stips added.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest crusen86]

My PPV name > this one