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Guest EternallyLazy
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"He buried Rey Mysterio by saying he was as tall as his son Nick."

 

God I hate that fucking asshole

Guest CanadianChick
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"He buried Rey Mysterio by saying he was as tall as his son Nick."

If Nick is older than grade 7, it's not that impressive to be taller than Rey. Hell, I'm 4 inches taller than Rey.

Guest papacita
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He said his book would be good for the younger kids to do book reports on!!

Heh

Guest EternallyLazy
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What does Hogan have against Rey Mysterio?

I'm just guessing that Hogan feels cruiserweights are jokes. Remember the Billy Kidman shit from WCW?

Guest CanadianChick
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What does Hogan have against Rey Mysterio?

I'm just guessing that Hogan feels cruiserweights are jokes. Remember the Billy Kidman shit from WCW?

Could you refresh my memory?

Guest EternallyLazy
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Hogan needs to realize he's not even 1/1000th the wrestler Rey Mysterio is.

He doesn't care. He sold out the Pontiac Silverdome... and to him that's all that matters I'm sure

Guest EternallyLazy
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What does Hogan have against Rey Mysterio?

I'm just guessing that Hogan feels cruiserweights are jokes. Remember the Billy Kidman shit from WCW?

Could you refresh my memory?

In like 99/2000 Hogan made an arrogant comment on a radio show that Kidman "couldn't draw flies at a flea market" or something and it enraged the internet community. They later used that incident to create an angle out of it during the early stages of the New Blood/Millionaires club angle and Hogan later said that it had been a work all along, though I, and I think I'm not alone here, feel that that's bullshit

Guest EternallyLazy
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Couldn't draw flies at a flea market????

 

Darn that Hogan logic.........it's just too good for me to understand it.

I can't remember the exact quote... it may have been fleas at a fea market, but I remember the fly comment because I thought it was somewhat racist... you know, the typical "Mexicans stink and draw flies" sort of mentality

Guest CanadianChick
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Rey is about 5'3"

Guest EternallyLazy
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Just wondering... but exactly how tall is Rey Rey?

I read somewhere that he's in between 5'1 and 5'4. I'm thinking 5'4

Guest Blackston
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I could have sworn that Hogan said something like "Kidman couldn't draw flies on manure"... Which is sort of accurate. The guys a great wrestler, but he's got no noticeable charisma.

Guest EternallyLazy
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I could have sworn that Hogan said something like "Kidman couldn't draw flies on manure"... Which is sort of accurate. The guys a great wrestler, but he's got no noticeable charisma.

That could be true... who knows. I've tried to block that period of WCW history out of my mind anyway

 

 

And yeah, Kidman could use a nice dose of charisma. I think they should turn him heel and see what he can do

Guest TheArchiteck
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Kidman just need to interact with the crowd more.

Give them something else to pop to instead of the SSP. Hell, even raise ya arms up and look at the crowd when you knock ya opponent on his back.

Guest HartFan86
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From July 2 of this year. I'm 6'3, but I'm standing on a curb and Rey isn't so he looks like he's 3 feet tall and I'm 7 feet tall.

 

In reality, Rey is probably around...5'4.

Guest El Satanico
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I could have sworn that Hogan said something like "Kidman couldn't draw flies on manure"... Which is sort of accurate. The guys a great wrestler, but he's got no noticeable charisma.

Actually Kidman isn't even that good of a wrestler. He's probably the worse CW WWE has.

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Meltzer covered it in the Observer this week when talking about the Hogan book.

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Geez, can't the guy make an innocent joke without getting called out for it here?

Guest AndrewTS
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Couldn't draw flies at a flea market????

 

Darn that Hogan logic.........it's just too good for me to understand it.

I can't remember the exact quote... it may have been fleas at a fea market, but I remember the fly comment because I thought it was somewhat racist... you know, the typical "Mexicans stink and draw flies" sort of mentality

I remember it being that Kidman "couldn't draw at a flea market."

 

And Kidman's Jewish, so it isn't a racist remark. Although I think that secretly Hogan is racist a bit, since he's had several racist comments attributed to him.

 

Such as calling JYD a "ghetto-dwelling darkie."

Guest webmasterofwrestlegame
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To me, Hogan has played the wrestling game near perfect since he's been in it.

 

Last time I heard, you didn't get money for being a good wrestler...you got money for being at the top of the card and drawing.

 

I'm sure Hogan doesn't really care that he was never half the wrestler that Kidman or Rey is...he'll just look at his bank account and laugh.

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Umm, Hogan wasn't trying to bury Rey Jr, he made a joke saying that his son is taller than him. Man, people are grabbing at straws to find ways that Hogan is "holding people down". Anyway, how is saying that Rey Mysterio is small "burying him" everyone knows how small he is - it's not exactly a well kept secret.

Guest Kinetic
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I wouldn't pay a dime to see Billy Kidman. So, in a way, Hogan's absolutely right.

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Hell, I'd pay a dime to see Billy Kidman if he brought his girlfriend with him. Specially since she's experienced in the ways of the lesbian now, on account of that Dawn Marie. I don't figger I'd pay a dime to see Al Wilson, though.

Guest NoSelfWorth
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I just laugh at Hogan knowing his years of steroid use have rendered him a limpdicked impotent man.

Guest Slapnuts00
Posted
And Kidman's Jewish, so it isn't a racist remark.

Where'd you hear that Kidman's Jewish? I don't think so...

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