Tell us what you hate, what irks you...

[Guest bob_barron]

Best. car name. ever

[Guest Angle-plex]

-People who act nice, but really don't care about you at all

Isn't that just being polite?

 

Kind of. If I walk into a job interview and say "How are you doing today", that would be fine.

 

I'm talking about something like this; You're at school, and one of the "popular" kids walks up and says "how are you doing today?. Listens to what you say, and walks off.

 

The difference is that in the job interview, I was being polite. The person who asked me was doing it to make themselves look better.

 

I also hate people who think the excel at everything. Like people who cry if they get a 89% on a test or something. I can't learn anything because the teacher is to busy trying to calm some bitch down because she got a "B" on a test. Meanwhile, Joe Blow over here has a 39% in the class and isn't bothering anybody.

 

And not EVERYONE has a special talent. Some, actually most, people have no special talent at all. And I also hate people who tell me I could be as smart as somebody else if I just tried harder. Bullshit. The other person was born smarter than me, and no matter how much I try, I'll never be as smart as them. I hate saying it, but it's true.

 

Something else; These soccer moms who buy anything "cute" or "pretty" every chance they get. Here's a hint; We DO NOT need special flags to hang outside our house for each holiday. One flag is just fine.

 

A few days ago, I went over to a friends house, and his mother had bought CANS for Christmas decorations! Tin fucking cans! They had snowmen on them and she put them up by here fake plants. He made a comment to her, and she replied "But they only cost $10.00". Are people THAT fucking dumb? 5 cans multiplied by $10 = $50 dollars on tin cans that will be seen 3 weeks in a year.

 

I pretty much seem to find something wrong with everyone I meet, which is a horrible way to live, but I can't really help it. Things just annoy me to much.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I hate people (mostly chicks) who know that they can't get a good mark on their own merritts, so they suck up. Sure, sucking up a little is fine, but fucking talking to the teacher about what you are doing on the weekend and asking her what she is doing on the weekend when a test is going on is not okay. For fuck sakes, I had to say "hey, *some* people are trying to wirte a test here" and the chick had the fucking nerve to give me a dirty look. Hey bitch, just because I can get an A without brown nosing the teacher is no reason to give me a look and then talk crap about me after, especially since I was talking for the class.

 

 

Damn, I hate bitches.

[Guest Flyboy]

If the girl was dumb, brown nosing wasn't going to get her an A either way, CC.

 

I hate dumb bitches, too.

[Guest CanadianChick]

The thing is Flyboy, is that our teacher is a retard and she's getting a B+. The fucking teacher goes easy on her. her dumb ass should be getting a C

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You wanna know what I REALLY hate?

 

Def Leppard. I despise that band and every song they've ever written. I want to beat the one armed drummer to death with his disembodied arm, then get it caught in the trunk of my car just right and drive around town, recording the looks I get with a camcorder.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

People who don't say thanks or give a nod if you hold the door open.

 

The guy who insist on using the urinal right next to you even though others are open.

 

The guy who doesn't wash is hands after using the bathroom.

[Guest notJames]

I am a solipsistic misanthrope with a long list of burrs in my saddle. Get ready for a long read.

 

I hate:

 

Completely avoidable misspellings (i.e. your/you're, there/their/their, it's/its, weird, per se, definitely, etc.) If you're on a computer, spellcheck is your friend. That or take your education seriously.

 

Trendy deliberate un-ironic misspellings, specifically in rap music where it propogates the stereotype that all urban minorities are ignorant and/or uneducated

 

MTV, the music acts they support, and the idiots behind the scenes who took the original concept of music television and destroyed it with their teen-oriented game shows and needless crap. VH1 is slowly falling down the same crevasse with their unending parade of Behind the Music-type exposés.

 

NuMetal, i.e., the 21st Century equivalent of Hair Metal, which I also hate (no offense to the people who listen to that shit -- to each his own)

 

Boy/girl bands and the faceless svengalis who thrust their demonic creations at a slackjawed, non-discerning public with too much disposable income and no taste

 

"Reality" TV - all of them, from Survivor to Road Rules to Joe Millionaire to American Idol to Blind Date and every shitty show in between. I'd say I hate the people who watch them, but my wife is one of them...

 

Friends, Will and Grace, and every other sitcom that everybody swears by but in reality offer nothing but inane dialogue, repetitive premises, and hip young go-getter untalented "actors" whom I'd pummel within a second of meeting them

 

Hollywood stars (often mistaken for real actors) who can only attribute their successes to the Hollywood Starmaker Machine and its relentless attempts to shove these assholes down the throat of the American public. They include but are not limited by: Adam Sandler, Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Freddie Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Teen movies with no real raison d'etre other than to cash in on the fact that teens spend their minimum wage unwisely and will watch anything their friends watch.

 

The unending cycle of stupid Hollywood schlock: Stupid moviemakers will keep making stupid movies which will always be watched by stupid people, thereby encouraging stupid moviemakers to keep making stupid movies, etc.

 

Parents who refuse to be parents; i.e., they bear children but don't bear the responsibility of raising them properly. This most often takes the form of buying their children lots of gifts on a daily basis, but then don't spend any time with them, discipline them, or teach them manners or values, so that when Little Johnny Perfect (d)evolves into a petulant whiny brat, they can only shake their heads and blame their nannies or au pairs, and then turn around and buy him an XBox. It's an affront to all real parents everywhere (myself included) who struggle to ensure that their children grow into responsible and well-mannered adults while not always having the means to provide them with everything they need.

 

People who ask you to do something and then feel the need to explain every detail to said procedure knowing full well that you know what the fuck you're doing.

 

Drivers who don't communicate with other drivers; i.e., never use their turn signals, never turn their lights on in the rain or when it's dark, etc.

 

Religious bumper stickers

 

Grateful Dead bumper stickers

 

All the iterations of that damn "Farvügnügen" (sp?) sticker: Farfrompuken, Fuckengruven, Farfromtoken, etc.

 

Racists who don't own up to their racist tendencies

 

Reverse discrimination, affirmative action and all forms of social double-standardism. This includes the notion of "hate" crimes -- aren't all violent crimes founded on some form of hatred? And if so, shouldn't they all be considered "hate" crimes?

 

Incompetent people in positions of power

 

Rapists and people who joke about rape (of which I have been guilty -- the joking, not the raping).

 

Business- and Media-Speak; what the fuck does "proactive" really mean?!?

 

13-year-old girls who dress like 18-year-old whores and the parents who allow this to happen.

 

Those stupid neon lights that idiots install under their cars so that it looks like they're transporting nuclear material in their mufflers.

 

Idiots who think their style of music is so awesome that they feel the need to express that to the general public by blasting their car stereos at all hours of the night as they cruise the boulevard for skanks to hoot and holler at.

 

Bill Goldberg

 

Scott Steiner

 

The Kliq and what they have done to destroy North American wrestling in the modern era

 

Fanny packs, specifically the ones in day-glo colours

 

Intolerant assholes who won't leave me alone when I use British spellings for words like "colour" or "flavour"

 

Olestra™ and what it did to me on that long, painful night

 

Baseball -- the game itself, which is as boring as a HHH promo, and the business aspect that engenders immeasurable greed above all else, including the love of its dwindling fans

 

Feminists who say that the way a woman dresses should not be held accountable for the way a man views/treats/talks to her. It's an extremely naive concept that gets too many women in too much trouble simply because guys are deviant pricks and, unfortunately, a bare midriff and exposed thong are apparently an invitation for wanton lust and chauvinism. People who let fashion dictate their lives aren't immune to the consequences of living in this bass-ackwards society.

 

DQ-endings on a PPV. Do the job or get the fuck out of the business.

 

People who use the newsie soundbite "9-11" instead of "September 11th" or the "World Trade Center Tragedy". 9-11 sounds like either a convenience store or a crappy rap-rock band. I was roughly 30 blocks away when the buildings were attacked, and to refer to that mass murder as a throwaway catchphrase mocks the thousands of lives that were lost. I also hate people like Hulk Hogan who refer to it as "nine-one-one". Idiot.

 

It is now one hour after I started this post. I'm going to end this for now before I get fired.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Ja Rule. His voice is so IRRITATING.

 

90% of rap videos where there are women wearing next-to-none clothing and shaking their butts all over the screen while the rapper, who is wearing a retro jersey and is showing the "bling-bling", raps about smoking weed, using the word "nigga" as another word for "brother" more than once, and calling the women "hos" and verbally disrespecting them. It's bascially become a cliche for rap videos to feature this and I think it sucks as it degrades women and gives hip-hop a bad name. What's worst, thanks to this cliche, you have a bunch of untalented rappers who (try) to cover up their suckiness by having women shake it all over the screen (and fail miserably).

 

Racists.

 

Crooked politicians.

 

Crooked corporate buisnessmen.

 

The PTC and any other organazation that tries to censor what Americans watch because it's not good for children. Let the parents decide on their own what their children watch without your butting in.

 

Billy Grahmn, Jerry Falwell and any other televangelists who give Christians a bad name.

 

The Rock.

 

Boy/Girl bands.

 

Hollywood directors who make very bad movies.

 

People who dress and act a certain way only to be "cool" and "fit-in" with the "popular" kids.

 

Radio stations that play the same song over and over again until you just want to die after the 50,000 play this week.

 

And the Sci-Fi Channel Powers That Be for not renewing Mystery Science Theater 3000 for some more seasons (I'm still bitter about that).

[Guest Banky]

Double posts and Scott Keith.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

People who talk on their cell phones during a movie - nothing pisses me off more than people who have their cell phones ring, it takes them forever to answer it, and then they continue to carry on a conversation with them.

 

Guys who blow you off and then come back months later and expect you to still be into them - There still is a guy that is after me even though I'm taken. He and I had a very brief fling a few years back and then he blew me off. Now he wants me back and doesn't get it. So I'm being a mean bitch, making him think I still want him yet everytime he wants to get close say I'm busy or something. God I'm horrible. Oh well....

 

Idiots in general - I can only deal with so many of them before it makes me sick. I hate explaining shit to a brick wall, yet they won't leave you alone.

 

I'll think of more later

[Guest MrRant]

The FUCKING French

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I'm no Christian but I never thought Billy Graham was looked at in the same light as Jerry Falwell. From what I've seen, Billy Graham seems to generally be respected by everyone, Christian or no.

 

And, as long as I'm posting... I hate doggy style shots from under the guys ass in porn.

[Guest papacita]

My life...*sigh*

 

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transit Authority...(FUCK THEM!!! FUCK THEM TIL THEY DIE!!!!!!)

 

Anyone whose name rhymes with Yawn Caltman

 

Ex-girlfriends who won't shut the fuck up about their new boyfriends

 

Ex-girlfriends who run off and get married without telling me

 

Ex-girlfriends period

 

Shopping

 

Ignorance

 

Elitists (surprise, surprise)

 

That's all I can think of or feel like mentioning right now.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

- Whiny hockey fans who bitch and bitch about how people don't respect their sport and then pimp NHL stars as "great role models" when most of them beat the fuck out of people on a daily basis during the game. I really dislike hockey, but I'm not fucking ignorant enough to say that the NBA is "better" because there's more "role models"... What horseshit.

 

- Anime haters who will constantly rag on me when I like some of the same shows they do just because I say I liked something more than SpongeBob Dumbshit or Looney Tunes(all of whom I've grown to despise aside from Daffy)

 

- Rick Fox

 

- Scott Steiner

 

- Al Sharpton

 

- Christian

 

- Wannabe shows like American Idol, Tough Enough, and Making The Band.

 

- The insane amount of teeny bop garbage movies from the past 3 years which have jackshit as far as meaningful value aside from Varsity Blues, which rocked bells.

 

- Galvatron for being a pitiful replacement of Megatron. I can't watch a single TF episode with him in it due to the inherent crappiness of the character. The same also goes for Serpentor from G.I. Joe.

 

- Funimation for NEVER GETTING TO THE FUCKING POINT during ANY DBZ episode. Shit, it feels like it takes 18 episodes for either Goku or Gohan to finally get off their lazy asses and DO SOMETHING. Especially during the Frieza/Cell sagas.

 

- Idiots who bitch DURING movies. I went to see the Two Towers last night and some fucker behind me was complaining on his cell phone during the fucking movie just because of the intermission(which was about 10 minutes). Even after I kindly told him that the theater had posted a sign that said there was going to be an intermission, he was STILL bitching. Then, there was this mom who was there with her kid in front of me and she felt the need to turn on her fucking phone 15 TIMES checking it for messages.

 

- Freddie Prinze, Jr. What a waste of oxygen he is.

 

- J-Ho and Sandra Uglyfuck constantly making shitty romance comedy movies as if the fucking public gives a flying fuck. Also, throw in all those lame reviewers who give all of the crappy movies the JR-ish Blowjob of the Month™ until it bombs.

 

- After Sunday, the New Orleans Aints. Losing to the Bungles? What the FUCK? Throw in Miami's spectacularly awful game against Minnesota on Saturday.

 

- The Tennesse Titans just because nothing good EVER came out of Tennessee. What a worthless state.

 

- Braindead teeny boppers who use shit like "suxs", "rockx", and other horrible spelling and grammar in chatrooms. I wish that there was a law prohibiting the stupid from ever touching a damned keyboard.

[Guest Kingpk]

And the Sci-Fi Channel Powers That Be for not renewing Mystery Science Theater 3000 for some more seasons (I'm still bitter about that).

Best Brains didn't really want to do the show anymore, anyway.

 

On February 24th, well ahead of when the decisions were expected to be made, the bomb dropped. BBI issued a press release announcing that Sci-Fi had decided not to order any more episodes, and that the show would cease production in April, after filming the final season 10 episode.

 

"Ten years is a great run for any series. We've had a tremendous ride and it's time for Mike Nelson and the 'Bots to come down to Earth," Jim Mallon said in the statement.

 

The MST3K internet discussion forums exploded with dismay, disbelief and grief. Calls for letter-writing campaigns were heard and "Save MST3K" web sites sprung up overnight. As in 1996, fans looked to BBI for direction in the crisis but, unlike 1996 (when BBI indicated almost at once that it was seeking a new home and welcoming help from fans), from BBI there was an eerie silence. Only in a spate of newspaper and magazine interviews did anyone address the issue. Both Mallon and Murphy indicated that they would like to continue producing the series if some other network expressed an interest, but both also indicated that they did not expect that interest to materialize. Despite the best efforts of fans, it did not.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Oh yes, I also hate people who ask me what religion I am, then I tell them "I am not religous", then they smile and say "You're going to hell". What is funny about a person being tortured and burned until the end of time, I'll never know.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

Oh yes, I also hate people who ask me what religion I am, then I tell them "I am not religous", then they smile and say "You're going to hell". What is funny about a person being tortured and burned until the end of time, I'll never know.

What people do that??

[Guest Angle-plex]

Oh yes, I also hate people who ask me what religion I am, then I tell them "I am not religous", then they smile and say "You're going to hell". What is funny about a person being tortured and burned until the end of time, I'll never know.

What people do that??

Dumb people. Very, very dumb people.

[Guest J*ingus]

- The Tennesse Titans just because nothing good EVER came out of Tennessee. What a worthless state.

Whoa there, cowboy. Name one single team in all of Canada who could beat them, and then we'll talk.

[Guest Flyboy]

Byron Vester.

 

Not being a mod here since I can't ban "So what? I liked bubble boy" even though he hasn't broken the rules yet.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

- The Tennesse Titans just because nothing good EVER came out of Tennessee. What a worthless state.

Whoa there, cowboy. Name one single team in all of Canada who could beat them, and then we'll talk.

Heh, I'm from Alabama, Jingus...

 

 

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah.

 

I didn't think Byron (Ghey Fag) Vester was from Canada.

[Guest J*ingus]

Now you're just trying to confuse people, what with your CanadianUniChamp and all your crazy stuff and whatnot wizzo woo.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Yeah.

 

I didn't think Byron (Ghey Fag) Vester was from Canada.

Hardy har har, Adam...

 

At least my team didn't lose to the NFL doormat this year.

 

 

 

 

Now you're just trying to confuse people, what with your CanadianUniChamp and all your crazy stuff and whatnot wizzo woo.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

People who say Folks

 

People who say We, when talking about a sports team.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Goldberg

HHH

Avril

Snobby people

People who give Christians a bad name and make it hard to be one

People who assume all Christians are bad because of the Catholic Priests

Noisy eaters

Racists and people who won't let go of the past even though they didn't go through it or they've never been persectued in their life.

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah.  

 

I didn't think Byron (Ghey Fag) Vester was from Canada.

Hardy har har, Adam...

 

At least my team didn't lose to the NFL doormat this year.

 

I DON'T HEAR YOU!!!

[Guest notJames]

...And, as long as I'm posting... I hate doggy style shots from under the guys ass in porn.

 

I hate prolonged shots of the guy during sex scenes. I mean, really, do any of us really want to see some ugly pockmarked dude making the O-face when we could be looking at some luscious goose flesh?!? I say make them all wear paper bags over their heads.

 

I also hate this phrase: could of. THIS IS INCORRECT!!! It's could have or could've. Grrrrr!!!

 

Add this to my hate list also:

 

Quebec - If it were in my power, I'd take a power saw to your borders and let you drift off into the Atlantic so you can meet up with your French fatherland in hell.

 

Yuppies who talk about what they buy from catalogs; i.e. J. Crew, Hammacher Schlemmer, Eddie Bauer.

 

Fraternities and sororities - So you want me to pay you to allow you to humiliate me, abuse me, and reduce me to chum, then turn around, proclaim me your best friend, and hand me a watered down beer? Fuck Greek life. I didn't need to buy my friends in college. Losers.

 

Commuters who line up in the aisle so they can be the first ones off the train. Who the fuck loves their jobs so much that they can't wait to get there?

 

Shaq, Kobe Bryant, and pretty much the entire Laker franchise. I have never been able to sit through an entire Laker game, even during the awesome Celtics rivalry in the 80s. They make me ill.

[The Dames 0]

I hate the fact that Alina keeps trying to come back....it's the most annoying thing in the world.

 

Also, I hate the attitudes of certain people such as Mighty Damaramu who only come here for the board and flat out REFUSE to read the site for whatever reason. We put a lot of work into it, you know.

 

HATE the friend zone.

 

Dames