McMahon Statement

[Guest HartFan86]

I want a Scott Steiner cellphone that when it rings, it's Steiner trying to say something, but says it totally retarded (justl ike his promos).

[Guest the pinjockey]

I wonder if they could program it to add -uh to every other word the person on the other end says.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I can just imagine the cartoon being about a superhero played by HHH that overcomes the forces of evil every week(played by RVD, Jericho, and Booker T).

[Guest Ravenbomb]

WWF Cartoon? I can just imagine...

Cartoon HHH reading script: Hey-uh, I think I'm above falling off of this cliff-uh, maybe have Jeff-uh Hardy do it-uh.

 

Cartoon Nash: What about Jericho?

 

Cartoon HHH: I've got him-uh taking the dynamite-uh in the pants-uh.

 

Cartoon Nash: Brilliant! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Cartoon HHH: BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

I bet the HHH cartoon loses everytime, so that gives his excuse why he should go over the guys at the PPVS.

[Guest Mole]

Vince is just insane. He needs to step down, and give the book to someone who is young.

[Guest AndrewTS]

**In 8 more months, when rosters are remerged and the main fued is Big Daddy Cool Diesel vs. Triple H**

 

"We are in the rebuilding process..."

 

"Making new stars takes time..."

 

Buyrates and attendance set new lows. Wheeee!!!

 

The ones who show up will futilely chant "R-V-D" and "Y-2-J."

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I don't need a phone that says "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SOMEONE'S CALLING YOU!"

[Guest godthedog]

I want a Scott Steiner cellphone that when it rings, it's Steiner trying to say something, but says it totally retarded (justl ike his promos).

the mental picture i got from this made me laugh my ass off.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Unless the WWE Cell-Phone contains pre-programmed numbers to the booking office suggestion line, I ain't buying it.