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Guest snuffbox
Posted

Ok, heres the question-

 

You're onstage and in a band, finally playin a show!...you can be the frontman, or guitarist or whatever you want. What would you wear on stage.

 

I know it sounds like a gay question, but the board can stand to liven up a bit, so hopefully thisll get some interesting responses!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Well, every time I've played in front of people, I've been wearing what I always wear. Plain one-color t-shirt. Jeans.

 

Once I played in a kilt, but that was just for shits.

Guest Lethargic
Posted
Well, every time I've played in front of people, I've been wearing what I always wear. Plain one-color t-shirt. Jeans.

 

Once I played in a kilt, but that was just for shits.

I used to wear my kung fu outfit.

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

I have a navy blue J Crew long-sleeve, with the right sleeve cut off completely and the left sleeve still intact. I'd wear that with a white t-shirt under it. Then, throw on a pair of jeans and my Docs, make sure my wallet-chain's on, and maybe I'd paint an "X" on my forehead for shits and giggles.

 

OR...

 

All black. Black t-shirt, black wide leg jeans, and my black Docs. Wallet-chain is a must again.

 

OR...

 

Wifebeater left untucked, wide legs jeans, wallet-chain, and my Chucks.

Guest snuffbox
Posted

HAHA!...Hell yeah! This shit could be kinda funny!

 

Ive never been able to play live. Seems my band experiences have just been excuses to get severely drunk or highly medicated. At least the excuse worked!

 

If I played a metal show, Id prolly be wearing some worn blue jeans and a dark tshirt or hoodie.

 

Acoustic/lighter sets - Khaki/cargo pants and a lighter/earthtoned t shirt or hooded sweatshirt

 

Variables to be worn if the time feels right...leather pants for the ladies/Jimbo Morrison look or the jeans with an array of flashy/odd 'rockstarish' shirts

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Acoustic sets..pshaw.

 

If I was on stage in front of a FUCKLOAD of people, and by that I mean at least a few thousand, I'd probably wear something like..I don't know..a one color t-shirt and some jeans. Especially with metal. So many bands get up there all clad in black with chains and spikes coming out of their ass and everything, that when you see the band, you pretty much know what to expect.

 

Now, when three dudes get up there dressed like they just got out of bed and threw something on, with a jazz bass, a 4 piece drumkit, and a strat or something, THEN proceed to go fucking apeshit with 18 second songs with blast and groove breakdowns that rip people's faces off, they'll not be so quick to judge next time.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

You were right, this DOES reek of gayness.

 

Illusion

Guest snuffbox
Posted

Haha...yeah, gayness indeed!

 

But I doubt any response can match the gayness of a certain eccentric frontman who toured the world in a pair of balls-tight mini biker shorts.

 

As it is tho, the only song I ever managed to 'sing' during my band days was a fittingly drunken rendition of Nighttrain. And I cant remember what I happened to be wearing at the time.

Guest kingkamala
Posted

A pink feather boa, bright purple spandex, a banana yellow tank top that says bitch and the kind of sunglasses Elton John used to wear in th 70's. That would pretty much be my outfit if I ever played a gangster rap show.

Guest TheyCallMeMark
Posted

Every time that I have preformed I have worn fairy wings and had my underwear outside of my pants.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Actually the last band I was in was sort of artistically gay... generally I'd wear some black jeans, no shirt, weird make up, and big ass platform boots.

 

Once in a great while I'll dj a show, but I don't care what I wear for that. Jeans, white tshirt mostly.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Whatever the hell I wore when I got dressed that day.

Guest razazteca
Posted

I go Los Straight Jacket style to the extreme.........Luchadore Mask with Pulp Fiction GIMP ball + Demolition Leather.

Guest Insanityman
Posted

The same thing I wear everyday: baggy cargoes, long sleeved blank tee-shirt, black skate shoes, and sometimes I'll do my hair like Johnny Rotten.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

i know that WHEN i finally am subjecting the masses to my SHITTY HARMONIC BASS SOLO OF DOOM~% i'll be wearing my beat up RFTC baseball jersey, it's covered in filth from falling over drunk that won't go away, but it's my favourite item of clothing.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

Just wear what you would wear anyday.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted
All black. Black t-shirt, black wide leg jeans, and my black Docs. Wallet-chain is a must again.

.......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

Oh my god, that humoured me for SECONDS.

 

And to the guy knockin' Axl's dress code - Axl was cool enough to pull off bike pants!

 

Illusion - Yes, posting is a must again

Guest snuffbox
Posted

Illusion, Im actually a huge GnR mark! I usually only crack 'jokes' about the bands I really like(Smashing Pumpkins, Neil Young, AC/DC, GnR, etc). Ive been brought to the cusp of violence and beyond when the radio station dial is threatened with GnR playin!

 

And yes, Axl did pull off the biker shorts look...Im just not too sure if thats a good thing or not!

Guest snuffbox
Posted

Illusion, Im actually a huge GnR mark! I usually only crack 'jokes' about the bands I really like(Smashing Pumpkins, Neil Young, AC/DC, GnR, etc). Ive been brought to the cusp of violence and beyond when the radio station dial is threatened with GnR playin!

 

And yes, Axl did pull off the biker shorts look...Im just not too sure if thats a good thing or not!

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

Lol, well Axl's dress sense is QUITE questionable for a homophobe at times. However you'll also find that guys like David Lee Roth, Steven Tyler & Mick Jagger have also fallen victim to skin tight clothing, and they are arguably the finest front men to ever exist.

 

I can see how the bike pants would have been great for Axl to race around stage in and do all his custom jumps and high kicks...but that doesn't mean it LOOKS particularly great on him.

 

Lucky for Axl, he's got the fact he is GOD on his side, so i'lll let it slide.

 

Illusion - Obsessive

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

So you were laughing because I happened to say I'd probably wear all black, or because I said I needed the wallet-chain (which I wear all the time anyways, be it a formal setting or not)?

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

What would you wear then illusion? can you pull off the bike pants vibe?

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

What i wear is irrelevant Mr.Marking for Saturn.

 

And Corey, im just laughing at you...you humour me to no end.

 

Illusion - Cool enough to wear bike pants if he wants to

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Not sure if I should be happy, embarassed, or angry...

 

<Chris Jericho>

I AM NOT A JOKE!

</Chris Jericho>

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted
Not sure if I should be happy, embarassed, or angry...

 

<Chris Jericho>

I AM NOT A JOKE!

</Chris Jericho>

It was a compliment, humour = funny, laughing, happiness etc.

 

You know, all the stuff that makes you puke?

 

Illusion - Manic Depressant

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I know what I would wear now.

 

I will someday find the dead body of Audie Petrie, hollow it out in satisfactory fashion, then absorb his soul and wear the empty shell on stage.

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