The One & Only Bad Presents Thread

[Guest Angle-plex]

I got a women's braclet. Which would be fine, IF I WAS A WOMEN!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

My mom's manager gave her pens for Christmas. A couple of them were already used.

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

Ten pairs of plain black sports socks, which aren't even elasticated enough to store masses of billiard balls and aid me in my random assaulting ways. Now I have to murder the bringers of these 'gifts' in a less interesting fashion.

 

Dang.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Agnes, who in the hell would give you a woman's bracelet?

[Guest bob_barron]

My mom got me the Sports Illustrated Sports Almanac when she knows I HATE that Almanac and prefer the ESPN Information Please Sports Almanac

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

and now we really begin to wonder about agnes

[Guest Flyboy]

My uncle gave me a blanket, boxers, and a beanie.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Agnes, who in the hell would give you a woman's bracelet?

My Aunt. She also sent $10 dollars along with it, which shows how badly she wanted to get me something nice.

[Guest Flyboy]

My aunt gave me Star Fox Adventures instead of Metriod Prime. Damn her.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I got a Quiksilver sweatshirt from my aunt in Georgia.

 

See, this would normally be looked at as a "nice" gift...BUT...

...I don't wear Quiksilver, it's an atrocious blue/gray color, and it's not even a hoodie.

 

So I plan on doing to it what I did to the last "preppy" shirt she sent me: cut off a sleeve and deface it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I got ANOTHER set of screwdrivers and wrenches(this makes the third set I've gotten). How frustrating. I got $10 with it though, so it's all good. Best present today: MOTORIZED TOOTHBRUSH, BAYBEE~! I swear, I'm going to brush my teeth five times a day from now on. Also, I need to give the Jackass Volume 3 DVD to someone else, because I already have it and didn't really have the heart to tell my aunt that.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I have yet to receive any bad presents. Of course, I am sure my mother will dump some crap on me that some other family member gave her that she did not want that she thinks I can use. Of course, I do not have the space for this stuff in my dorm, and it just makes it MORE cramped than it already was. UGH.

[The Dames]

I got ANOTHER set of screwdrivers and wrenches(this makes the third set I've gotten). How frustrating. I got $10 with it though, so it's all good. Best present today: MOTORIZED TOOTHBRUSH, BAYBEE~! I swear, I'm going to brush my teeth five times a day from now on. Also, I need to give the Jackass Volume 3 DVD to someone else, because I already have it and didn't really have the heart to tell my aunt that.

Kotz, I'd like the Jackass DVD

 

Dames

[The Dames]

Just be happy that you guys got presents. These are the presents I got. Back to the Future Trilogy, Spiderman, MIB 2. That's it.

 

I don't get many gifts during Christmas time cuz only a select few give two shits about me.

 

Dames

[Guest YouDaFoo]

I GOT A FRIGGIN KANE BOBBLE HEAD!

 

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH A KANE BOBBLE HEAD????

[Guest Flyboy]

I GOT A FRIGGIN KANE BOBBLE HEAD!

 

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH A KANE BOBBLE HEAD????

I find that funny for some reason.

[Guest MrRant]

I GOT A FRIGGIN KANE BOBBLE HEAD!

 

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH A KANE BOBBLE HEAD????

Light it on fire and then run around naked screaming "THE FIRE STILL BURNS!" while worshiping your new idol.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I know what you can do with it, but being the Christmas holiday I will withold my bitchy remark

[Guest SP-1]

I echo Kotz's remarks about the motorized toothbrush. I got one, too (my folks got one for all the "kids" in the house, which is me, and my sister's younger children). It's possibly the awesomest thing known to man.

 

Otherwise, I made out like a bandit this year. No real bad presents to report.

[Guest godthedog]

i got a 2000 ford taurus for christmas. boy was that shitty.

 

wait, no. not 'shitty'. what's the word? oh yeah, 'great'.

[Guest Flyboy]

Better than getting a load of semen in your mouth anyday.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I got a multi-coloured (the colours are *real* ugly) scarf from my Aunt and Uncle. It probably cost them like $5. Its very, very hideous. It looked like a bunch of crayons barfed of it. Other than that, I had a pretty good Christmas.

 

EDIT: I used bold for the u's just for you Flyboy

[Guest Flyboy]

Canadians and their damned u's.

[Guest MrRant]

And what the hell is up with Canadians putting two "L" 's in Ugly?

[Guest El Satanico]

I got a Ash(from Evil Dead) bobble head.

 

However I'm not bitching about it because as we all know...Bruce Campbell rules all no matter what form he takes.

[Guest CanadianChick]

And what the hell is up with Canadians putting two "L" 's in Ugly?

It was just a typo. Geez...

 

 

Oh yeah, Flyboy? Check out my edited post from before.

[Guest Paranoid]

I got the most stupid one yet. My dumb ass mother-in-law, bought me what she thought was Spider-Man the movie(on DVD), but it was just a bunch of old Spider-Man cartoons. Dumb bitch. I am taking it back and getting Episode II!

[Guest Vern Gagne]

My mom got me the Sports Illustrated Sports Almanac when she knows I HATE that Almanac and prefer the ESPN Information Please Sports Almanac

I got the ESPN Almanac!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think Bob's qualm is fairly unwarranted. I'd be elated if my mother was able to locate a sports almanac period.

 

By the way, another brush with the electric toothbrush!!! (thumbs up)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got a pretty crappy shirt, blank cds , and some money. Good stuff other than the crappy shirt.