Bradshaw's Column in RAW Magizine...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, I was given a copy of RAW magazine (Rey Mysterio cover) by my parents as stocking stuffer this Christmas, and I must say I was rather psyched to read it till I saw that JR's column (Always pointless, but never offensivly bad.) had been usurped by an asinine rant by everyone's favorite ribber, Bradshaw.

 

If you've read one Bradshaw diary entry, you've read them all. Let's go through the checklist, shall we:

 

1. Brags about beer he's drunk CHECK

2. Talks about what it was like back in Texas. CHECK

3. Absolutly retarded simile/metaphor. (More useless than Tazz in a slam-dunk contest, or Billy and Chuck in a room full of women.) CHECK

4. More drinking stories that are too asinine to be false. CHECK

5. ABSOLUTLY GOD-AWFUL SEXUAL INNUENDO CONCERNING PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. (More like PLAYGIRL if those backstage stories are true, asshole.) CHECK

 

 

 

Seriously why in God's holy name is this stuff printed? Why? Why?

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????

[Guest AndrewTS]

or Billy and Chuck in a room full of women.) CHECK

 

At least they're straight in real life (married w/ children), even if they were so what? Bradshaw's a sexual predator...

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

As the board's ONLY slash supporter (as far as I know, anyway) I figured I should give my opinion on all this....

 

Firstly, Bradshaw slashed with ANYONE just reeks of eeeeewwosity!! Bradshaw was at least passable last year during the Rumble, but since then, he's REALLY let himself go. Hell, pretty soon he could be competing with Jamaal or Rosie in the weight department!

 

Secondly....BILLY'S MARRIED?!?!?!

[Guest AndrewTS]

As the board's ONLY slash supporter (as far as I know, anyway) I figured I should give my opinion on all this....

 

Firstly, Bradshaw slashed with ANYONE just reeks of eeeeewwosity!! Bradshaw was at least passable last year during the Rumble, but since then, he's REALLY let himself go. Hell, pretty soon he could be competing with Jamaal or Rosie in the weight department!

 

Secondly....BILLY'S MARRIED?!?!?!

Yeah, prior to the Billy/Chuck wedding being aired, someone linked an online article about it, which mentioned that the men who play the characters aren't gay in real life, both married with a family.

 

In fact, Billy's wife and kids were ringside during a PPV one time I believe, during the Outlaw days.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I know they aren't gay in life....hell, half the guys we (we being the slash community) slash are a) married b)straight c)straight AND married.....which really sucks. But, the community writes on!

[Guest AndrewTS]

I know they aren't gay in life....hell, half the guys we (we being the slash community) slash are a) married b)straight c)straight AND married.....which really sucks. But, the community writes on!

Yeah, but the article was on a gay and lesbian website, and was written in a way directed to non-wrestling fans so they knew what was up.

[Guest Kinetic]

All right, so, what does "slash" mean? I know you're not part of the Guns N Roses or Kordell Stewart fan clubs or anything and this is obviously some sort of sexual orientation, but...what is it?

[Guest Ram]

Yuna_Firerose, your sig is gimungous...part two.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Slash is erotic fiction involving people of the same sex. In this case she writes gay fiction about wrestlers in the WWE. DISGUSTING IN OTHER WORDS.

[Guest AndrewTS]

All right, so, what does "slash" mean? I know you're not part of the Guns N Roses or Kordell Stewart fan clubs or anything and this is obviously some sort of sexual orientation, but...what is it?

Basically, she's a kook who writes stories about male wrestlers getting it on.

 

 

And not in the JR hyping up a match way...

[Guest Kinetic]

Ah. There are more unseemly facets of this community rearing their heads as each day passes.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna_Firerose, your sig is gimungous...part two.

 

Three strikes and I'm out? *shudders* I sowwy.....I get carried away.

 

Okay, must I defend my writing? Why is it that guys can enjoy girl-on-girl fics, but us gals can't enjoy it the other way around? I'd really like the answer to that one....oh wait. I can already guess it..... "Because guys getting it on are disgusting". Well that's a bunch of bullshit. Especially considering most if not all f/f (lesbian) stories are pretty much PWPs (porn without plots). Hell, I've seen m/m slash PWPs have more plot than any f/f story!!

 

I'm feeling brave, so.... I throw out a dare to any of the guys on here. Read a m/m slash story. Simple as that.... of course, most are cowards, so I highly doubt anyone will take me up on my dare.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Regardless, isn't there something oddless incongrous to anyone about a big, rough and tough Texan...KEEPING A DIARY?!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Regardless, isn't there something oddless incongrous to anyone about a big, rough and tough Texan...KEEPING A DIARY?!

 

Glad to see the sexist cliches are still around.

 

Besides that, I think it's something WWE wants him to do.....if they didn't, I highly doubt he would even bother with something as "girlish" as a damned diary.

[Guest AndrewTS]

We think it's disgusting since we are straight males, who have no interest in seeing, hearing, reading, or anything relating to two males getting it on. Pat Patterson might find your stories intriguing, but not us.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Regardless, isn't there something oddless incongrous to anyone about a big, rough and tough Texan...KEEPING A DIARY?!

 

Glad to see the sexist cliches are still around.

 

Besides that, I think it's something WWE wants him to do.....if they didn't, I highly doubt he would even bother with something as "girlish" as a damned diary.

Yeah, because we know everyone cares about Bradshaw enough to warrant him getting a column in their magazine.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Bradshaw just likes to throw his weight around to make up for his small penis. He offers nothing to the business.

 

As for m/m slash, I read some a friend wrote and they weren't bad.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm a burly Texan and I've kept a diary since I was 16. That was the year that I killed my first hobo. I keep every last detail of my exploits in one of my hundreds of carefully organized diaries, all of which sit on shelves in my den...waiting to be discovered.

 

But perhaps I've said too much already.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

As for m/m slash, I read some a friend wrote and they weren't bad.

 

Hey, a SORT-OF supporter...... doubtful he supports it, but at least he said it wasn't bad.

 

So, as Dr. Evil would say.... "stick that in your blunt and smoke it! Yeah...I said blunt!"

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Although not a fan, I'll gladly let the slash community live as long as good taste is observed.

 

Edge/Christian slightly disturbs me on an in character level....

 

HHH/HBK should never be written since I thought slashers are trying to veer a bit AWAY from reality....

 

And the Godfather and Val Venis should be written about. They strike me as an odd couple.

 

I have read a slash fic and it scared the living shit out of me. Both that I've seen actually, however they were both also violent, and one was Mulder/Skinner and the other was Duo/Heero.

 

I'll stick to my SNK Yuri doujins thanks :-D

 

-Annie

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Edge/Christian slightly disturbs me on an in character level....

 

Is it the brother thing? Well, I don't think I should point out that the incest taboo has been thrown out the window :coughhardyz:cough: Aaaaaanyway, I don't think many peeps use E & C when writing slash. They just use their real names, Adam and Jay.

 

HHH/HBK should never be written since I thought slashers are trying to veer a bit AWAY from reality....

 

The Kliq? Oh GAWD, are they the most slashy guys on the roster! If anyone cares, I've always preferred HBK/X-Pac...

 

And the Godfather and Val Venis should be written about. They strike me as an odd couple.

 

HUH?!?!?!?! Ummm.....eeeeewwww! Sowwy, that's just.....eeeewwww.

 

I have read a slash fic and it scared the living shit out of me. Both that I've seen actually, however they were both also violent, and one was Mulder/Skinner and the other was Duo/Heero.

 

I only read wrestling slash, thank you. Unless there's slash from the movie The Mummy, in which case..... supply links!!

 

I'll stick to my SNK Yuri doujins thanks :-D

 

SNK?????

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Mmmmm.... SNK

 

SNK = the video game company that made Neo Geo and their great fighting games. Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, Samurai Showdown, King of Fighters, etc....

 

 

Now, Yuri Doujinshi is anime-related fan/parody comics, sometimes sexual, with a Yuri slant. Yuri being female-female sexual relationships.

 

However, I'll read a good Shojou-ai (Girls Love, more of a simple romantic story) if well drawn/written. I always get a soft spot in my heart whenever Mai looks longingly at King. Awwwww....

 

as for the Kliq, of course they're the slashiest, but I wanted to make the cheap HBK/HHH shot. Even my non-wrestling fan girlfriend looks at HBK and goes "Why is he so flamboyantly gay if he's Born Again?"

 

The "Little Lord Fauntleroy" cut doesn't help.

 

-Annie

[Guest Ace309]

And the board's leading lesbian checks in to leave us all confused and mildly aroused at the thought of Asian lesbians.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

It's what I do, Tom. It's what I do.

 

-Annie

[Guest LJSexay]

Well...... then supply some links to some slash and leave it up to us to decide whether it's what you say it is? I'll read one... doesn't make me any less straight, heh.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I know what she means, Ace309. The Japs are famous for this, so they come up with all the fancy names (yuri, yaoi, shojou-ai..)

 

As for HBK being "flamboyantly gay"..... I honestly couldn't tell you. Hey, the guy can't help it if he's naturally hot. Although, I DO remember a certain comment he made 'bout the Kliq....

 

"And, I'm not proud of it, but we carried one another to each other's rooms.... you name it, and the Kliq did it"

 

Or something like that. When he talked about carrying one another to each other's rooms, X-Pac was laughing, and Nash had this smile. If THAT'S not slash material right there, I don't know what is. No, wait.....yes I do.... the Tombstone, aka, the standing 69 position.

[Guest TheGame2705]

It isn't to say I don't fantasize about wrestlers having sex and I with them (BESMIRCH ME REGAL) I actually liked one fan fic alot (Jindrak/Stasiak just because I was picturing it. The story was actually quite farfetched and stupid) but normally slash writers write about ugly fucks getting it on and just having enough desire to write a long story with a plot about two ugly wrestlers fucking, kinda makes me sick thinking about those people.

[Guest Renegade]

Mmmmm.... SNK

 

SNK = the video game company that made Neo Geo and their great fighting games. Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, Samurai Showdown, King of Fighters, etc....

Art of fighting was not a great fighting game, it sucked. Replace that with Last Blade.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Well...... then supply some links to some slash and leave it up to us to decide whether it's what you say it is?  I'll read one... doesn't make me any less straight, heh.

 

*stares at her computer screen in total shock*

 

Dude, you serious?? Well, ummmm.....any preferances, ie couple or whatever?

 

normally slash writers write about ugly fucks getting it on and just having enough desire to write a long story with a plot about two ugly wrestlers fucking, kinda makes me sick thinking about those people.

 

Give an example

[Guest TheGame2705]

LJ when you gonna be on again bud haven't talked to ya in a while.