The Biggest Face on the board?

[Guest Anglesault]

As long as I am a breathing Dodgers fan

Masochist.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'm not a masochist since I'm not a fan of the Red Sux.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm not a masochist since I'm not a fan of the Red Sux.

Man has a point.

 

Must suck to be a Sox fan.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Or a Boston fan in general.

 

*flashes Lakers jersey*

[Guest Anglesault]

Hate Basketball. Couldn't care less.

[Guest Sassquatch]

You like the Yankers, right AS?

[Guest Anglesault]

Yes I do. And that has caused me to have something of an interest in the Nets. I don't actively root for them, but I don't root against them, and if I had to pick any team to win, it would be them.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Eh, you could have done a lot worse and gone with the Knicker ButtKnockers instead.

 

You like any of the NFL teams in NY?

[Guest Anglesault]

Eh, you could have done a lot worse and gone with the Knicker ButtKnockers instead.

That I'll never do. Hate them.

 

You like any of the NFL teams in NY?

 

Eh, Both. If they're playing eachother, I pick the Giants. But otherwise, I root for both.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Your best bet is to go with the Giants in that case which you have done.

 

Was it you or Agnes that said you're a big fan of MMA?

[Guest Anglesault]

Agnes

[The Dames 0]

Hey guys....why am I the biggest face on the board?

 

Well, either way, allow me to demonstrate the evolution of the face...

 

When Dames first went to college upstate, he looked like a little baby....

 

 

Then, he started eating....a LOT and got ALL depressed and shit....

 

 

Through the use of some really good TALL ASS friends, he was able to control the weight...and he was happy....

 

 

Leaving you with the man you have now.....and believe me.....he's healthy, good lookin'.....and ALWAYS watching.

 

 

The End.

 

P.S. The search for Dames' neck still continues. One day....one day....

 

Dames

[Guest SP-1]

It'll be a dead heat between Alina and Agnes for the title but I think we all know who'll win out in the end.

If Agnes wins, he should be banned.

 

Just sayin'.

 

 

And Dames, in the third pic, the one where the two guys are holding you up, the white guy on the left looks remarkably like me. Freaky dude. Freaky.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dames drinks Dr. Thunder to stay awake..and he watches us.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

....A great eye, lidless, rimmed in doritos, then the ring of power shrank his gullet, and he could no longer eat stuffed crust pizzaburgers with extra bacon...And he watches us...

[Guest Miss Indy Queen]

Dames, all I have to say about the "evolution" is pretty funny. I never thought of it like that from your freshman year in college to now. Although I thought the picture with you and the 3 other guys (I won't put names) was the most recent out of all the pictures you put up?

[Guest Anglesault]

Dames, you should take a picture of yourself reading an Anglesault post.

[Guest Angle-plex]

It'll be a dead heat between Alina and Agnes for the title but I think we all know who'll win out in the end.

If Agnes wins, he should be banned.

What title am I running against Alina for? Biggest bitch or biggest heel?

[Guest Sassquatch]

Both are somewhat interchangable with one another.

[Guest SP-1]

I think it was biggest bitch.

 

But you know I got love for you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

And Dames, in the third pic, the one where the two guys are holding you up, the white guy on the left looks remarkably like me. Freaky dude. Freaky.

That's nothing... in the second pic, the guy on the telescreen has a very slight resemblance to a crack-addicted, clean-shaven me. Excellent... thp thp thp thp. I need my fix.

 

Biggest face? No way, brother! Biggest heel? Ri-ugh-t. Biggest sick psychopath? Alas. I guess I'm as doomed as the practitioner of my namesake in regards to midcard-at-best... at least I'll always have my biggest fan(s?).

[Guest bob_barron]

Does my Regal fanaticism make me a heel, face or tweener??

[Guest geniusMoment]

Well I have been here since thesmarks put up a forum and I can tell you one thing for sure. The most annoying poster goes to yuna firerose, she's been here about a week has about 200 posts and bugs the shit out of me, worst thing is she hasn't done anything to get banned yet

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Does my Regal fanaticism make me a heel, face or tweener??

Bob I'd say your a face. The Regal love isn't obessive like AS.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Speaking of Dames' big face, who else remembers that crappy picture that he had of himself in his banner where he edited it to give himself the crazy eyes?

 

Not to be mean or anything, but does anyone else remember the US Acres cartoon? If you do, doesn't Dames look like one of Orson's older brothers in the second picture?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I consider myself a good upper-midcarder, one who the fans adore, and only needs one big break to ascend to super-face status. Until then, I'm like 2000 Jericho.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'll be the one who decides when you make it past the glass ceiling Kotz.

 

*holds sledge hammer in hand*

[Guest CanadianChick]

I'm the valet-turned-wrestler that everybody respects for hangin with the boys.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sass is holding me down. Not surprising if you think about it.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I'm like Christian...forever stuck in the midcard.