XPW Merry F'n X-Mas Results

[Guest Jonathan Barber]

Sorry, I know that they're really late, but I don't think that they've been posted yet. If they have, then I'm sorry for posting them again.

 

December 21, 2002

 

- The show begins with J-Love singing the U.S. national anthem. Julio Dinero appears by popping out of a big gift box. Techno music turns on. He ripped off his clothes and grinded her only in a thong! As J-Love ran away, Chris Candido came out and berated Dinero for not being entertaining and not wrestling. Dinero slapped Candido for his remarks and the segment ended with Julio Dinero throwing Chris Candido through the gifts in the set.

 

- Chris Hamrick d. Shark Boy

 

The returning Tracy Smothers came out half way into the match to help Chris Hamrick. Shark Boy got the Diamond Dust, but Smothers distracted the referee. Chris Hamrick won with The Craftmatic (a Super [Middle Buckle] Powerbomb).

 

- Danny Doring defeats XPW Television Champion Kaos (w/ G.Q. Money & Veronica Caine) via DQ with Special Referee Bill Alfonso

 

Veronica Caine tried to interfere, but was superkicked by Fonzy. Kaos hit Doring with brass knuckles, and got the 3 count. After the match, Bill Alfonso noticed the brass knuckles and awarded the match to Danny Doring. Kaos knocked out Alfonso after the match with the knucks. Kaos retains his title via DQ.

 

- Elimination 4-Way Match: Jerry Lynn vs. Joey Mathews vs. Jonny Storm vs. Zebra Kid

 

Storm lands a moonsault near the eagle's nest during the bout. Jonny Storm pins Zebra Kid to eliminate him. Jerry Lynn pins Joey Mathews after a Cradle Driver. Down to two men, Jerry Lynn and Jonny Storm battle it out until Jerry Lynn attempted The Cradle Driver, but Storm wiggled out and hit an X-Fcator. Referee John Finnigan counted the double pin when both men covered one another. Both Jerry Lynn AND Jonny Storm will face Kaos for this XPW TV Championship at Aftermath!

 

- House of Horrors Match (Supreme d. KOTDM Champion Altar Boy Luke to win the title)

 

Various weapons are suspended from the top of the arena, including a table with salt, metal chairs, a mailbox. Ringside there are various weapons including a bed of mousetraps! Luke was busted open by Supreme, the medic bandaged him up and the match continued. Supreme tooka back bump on mousetraps. Luke spread thumbtacks on the canvas and layed Supreme out onto the thumbtacks. Supreme gets bandaged up by the medic, match continues. Luke pours salt into Supreme's wound on his head. Luke lays a mailbox on Supreme's face, swings on the chances from one turnbuckle to the next and kicks the mailbox into Supreme's face! Table suspended, Luke was powerbombed through it onto thumbtacks. Supreme crucified Luke, and Supreme nailed him three chair shots. Medic stops the match, Supreme wins and becomes the NEW King of the Deathmatch Champion, regaining the title!

 

After the match, lights went out and Devon Storm was standing over Luke's body. He carries him to the back.. what does this mean?

 

- Tracy Smothers comes out and riles up the fans. Angel makes his way down and the next match is started!

 

- Tracy Smothers d. "The Hardcore Homo" Angel

Smothers says Shane Douglas was taking XPW to new places. He saw homo's backstage that couldn't wrestle. Angel answers his challenge! Shark Boy attempts to raid the ring, but Atlas Secruity took him out. Chris Hamrick helps Smothers get the win. They lay out Angel, when Shark Boy comes out with a chair and clears house. Shark Boy and Angel are now a team!

 

- Tag Team Championship: Youthanazia (formerly M-Dogg 20 & Josh Prohibition) d. Mexico's Most Wanted ©

 

Mexico's Most Wanted comes out to the ring, as the lights go out. Eminen's "Lose Yourself" hits. The lights turn back on and it's Matt and Josh! During the bout, Matt breaks up the Montezuma's revenge. Josh Prohibition hits a T-Bone Suplex and Matt follows with a Shooting Star Press for the three count! New Tag Team Champions: Youthanazia (Matt and Josh)!

 

- Psicosis d. Chris Chetti

Psicosis fought off Super Crazy, who interfered, and eventually beat Chetti. After the match, both men attacked each other and were pulled apart by security.

 

- Pogo the Clown d. The Sandman (Titanium Dipped Shovel)

 

Pogo Super Powerbombed The Sandman through a guardrail. Lori Fullington turned on The Sandman and caned him! Pogo his The Sandman with the shovel and wins the bout.

 

- XPW World Heavyweight Championship: Vic Grimes (w/ Lucy) vs. World Champion "The Franchise" Shane Douglas

 

The finish comes when Shane Douglas makes the pin after his Belly-to-Belly Suplex!

 

NOTES:

 

- Veronica Caine is in fact still a part of XPW and was at this show, contrary to the rumors of her being released.

- Chants of "I Love Lucy!" (in relation to Grimes' valet, Lucy) broke out during the beginning of the main event.

- J-Love is also known as indy valet Valentina.

- Lucy is former-WCW Crusierweight Champion Daffney Unger.

- Tracy Smothers returned after losing a Loser Leaves XPW Match a few years ago at Go Funk Yourself against Kaos.

- Devon Storm is also known as Crowbar and was a former-Cruiserweight Champion in the promotion, just like Lucy (Daffney), who - surprisingly enough - he actually worked alongside during some angles in WCW before being released shortly before the company was bought by WWE in March 2001.

- Former-WWE Tough Enough cast members Danny and Scott were in attendance at the show.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Here to troll up another board, Barber?

 

Besides, Emax already posted everything about the show.

 

Go spam somewhere else.

[Chunk 0]

He sure did. Check it out:

 

http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....bc9ffded03bf695

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

And EMAX's was better, too.