The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread

[Guest ShamRock]

Nah.Not in this one.

 

By the way, I got #27.

[Guest Anglesault]

You're really supposed to keep that to yourself.

[Guest ShamRock]

I don't got to if I don't want to.

[Guest teke184]

*Trains for the fight, a la James "The Grim Reaper" Roper, by running after a truck... an ice cream truck*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

DUDE! I GOT A CRAPPY NUMBER!

 

Watch me enter, and the only people in the ring is Team Ultraviolence...

 

 

 

 

 

*wears a knights armor*

 

 

HA!

[Guest Anglesault]

::low blows HSJ::

[Guest ShamRock]

*sneaks up behind Anglesault and Angleslams him*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

DUDE! I GOT A CRAPPY NUMBER!

 

Watch me enter, and the only people in the ring is Team Ultraviolence...

 

 

 

 

 

*wears a knights armor*

 

 

HA!

Well...lucky for you at least you won't get all three member of team UV. I'm in the later part of the rumble

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NaturalBornThriller exits the Locker Room of Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam::

 

"DUUUUUUUDE"

 

::Delivers a Spinning Heel Kick to ShamRock::

[Guest BorneAgain]

Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles?

 

"The IMMORTAL Slickster"

"Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia"

"The Real World's Champion El Dandy"

 

"ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music)

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles?

 

"The IMMORTAL Slickster"

"Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia"

"The Real World's Champion El Dandy"

 

"ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music)

I'd hop the announcer uses the name Youth N Asia and cleverly plays it off of euthanasia.

 

Shit, I'm tired

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles?

 

"The IMMORTAL Slickster"

"Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia"

"The Real World's Champion El Dandy"

 

"ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music)

You forgot the WINNER of the Rumble...

 

THE BALD BOMBSHELL, MOLLY'S #1 LOVER, CHRIS...M...WATERS!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: after selling the low blow from AS for over 2 hours, Maven-Kicks Mr. Molly Stalker over the top rope, MAVEN STYLE~! ::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

:: after selling the low blow from AS for over 2 hours, Maven-Kicks Mr. Molly Stalker over the top rope, MAVEN STYLE~! ::

...I'm not a stalker...I'm her lover!

 

So I no sell! BOOYA!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Low blows HSJ::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house...

 

 

 

 

:: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough ::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::Low blows HSJ::

:: oversells by doing 3 backflips and blading ::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house...

 

 

 

 

:: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough ::

*Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face*

 

Don't mess with the secret powers.

 

*Molly cuddles me*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house...

 

 

 

 

:: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough ::

*Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face*

 

Don't mess with the secret powers.

 

*Molly cuddles me*

:: oversells by diving off the roof of my house ::

 

 

 

and I WANT A MOLLY BLOW UP DOLL!

[Guest Anglesault]

::HSJ dives off and lands spread eagle on AS' outstretched foot.::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house...

 

 

 

 

:: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough ::

*Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face*

 

Don't mess with the secret powers.

 

*Molly cuddles me*

:: oversells by diving off the roof of my house ::

 

 

 

and I WANT A MOLLY BLOW UP DOLL!

<Molly>*sigh* All right, let's get him one.

 

<Me>Right...which version of you should he get?

 

<Molly>Good question...

[Guest Nevermortal]

My number rules. In fact, judging by the real life 2002 Rumble, I'm pretty sure that I will be holding people down.

 

"Its time to UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FURY, HERE COMES NEFARIOUS NEVERMORTAL!!!!!"

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::HSJ dives off and lands spread eagle on AS' outstretched foot.::

Ouch...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

My number rules. In fact, judging by the real life 2002 Rumble, I'm pretty sure that I will be holding people down.

 

"Its time to UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FURY, HERE COMES NEFARIOUS NEVERMORTAL!!!!!"

That's what you think...

 

*borrows New Jack's weapons...petting the staple-gun!*

[Guest Nevermortal]

Fuck New Jack's weapons, I'm coming out wrapped head to toe in barbed wire. Painful, yes. Practical, no. Cool, not even that. Why? I have no idea.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Fuck New Jack's weapons, I'm coming out wrapped head to toe in barbed wire. Painful, yes. Practical, no. Cool, not even that. Why? I have no idea.

Cause you're a nincompoop?

[Guest Nevermortal]

[kidnaps Molly Holly, stuffs her in casket, which is wheeled out to convieniently parked hearse]

 

JR: But King, Nevermortal didn't go over the top rope!

 

King: Puppies!

 

JR: Bah god, he made off with Molly Holly! This just ain't right!

 

King: She-Devil!

 

JR: And....uh buh duh....he's stopping....to...oh man, is he purchasing a tub of vaseline and a bunch of bananas?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Nevermortal beat me to it....

 

 

 

 

 

IM GOING TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!

 

 

 

 

or something like that

[Guest Anglesault]

::Low blows HSJ with New Years Eve Champagne bottle and symbollically throws him over the top rope::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Delivers a Superkick to Anglesault, sending him over the top rope::

 

::Buzzer Rings::

 

"WeLLLLLLLL! Well, It's The Big Show"