Guest ShamRock Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Nah.Not in this one. By the way, I got #27.
Guest Anglesault Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 You're really supposed to keep that to yourself.
Guest ShamRock Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I don't got to if I don't want to.
Guest teke184 Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 *Trains for the fight, a la James "The Grim Reaper" Roper, by running after a truck... an ice cream truck*
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 DUDE! I GOT A CRAPPY NUMBER! Watch me enter, and the only people in the ring is Team Ultraviolence... *wears a knights armor* HA!
Guest ShamRock Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 *sneaks up behind Anglesault and Angleslams him*
Guest Youth N Asia Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 DUDE! I GOT A CRAPPY NUMBER! Watch me enter, and the only people in the ring is Team Ultraviolence... *wears a knights armor* HA! Well...lucky for you at least you won't get all three member of team UV. I'm in the later part of the rumble
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::NaturalBornThriller exits the Locker Room of Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam:: "DUUUUUUUDE" ::Delivers a Spinning Heel Kick to ShamRock::
Guest BorneAgain Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles? "The IMMORTAL Slickster" "Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia" "The Real World's Champion El Dandy" "ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music)
Guest Youth N Asia Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles? "The IMMORTAL Slickster" "Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia" "The Real World's Champion El Dandy" "ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music) I'd hop the announcer uses the name Youth N Asia and cleverly plays it off of euthanasia. Shit, I'm tired
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Will we have a Vince McMahon-style announcer list each participant like in the old school Rumbles? "The IMMORTAL Slickster" "Ultraviolence member Youth N Asia" "The Real World's Champion El Dandy" "ITS TIME TO RUMBLE. ITS TIME FOR THE SMARK RUMBLE!!" (cue Early 1990's Royal Rumble WWF music) You forgot the WINNER of the Rumble... THE BALD BOMBSHELL, MOLLY'S #1 LOVER, CHRIS...M...WATERS!
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 :: after selling the low blow from AS for over 2 hours, Maven-Kicks Mr. Molly Stalker over the top rope, MAVEN STYLE~! ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 :: after selling the low blow from AS for over 2 hours, Maven-Kicks Mr. Molly Stalker over the top rope, MAVEN STYLE~! :: ...I'm not a stalker...I'm her lover! So I no sell! BOOYA!
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house... :: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough ::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::Low blows HSJ:: :: oversells by doing 3 backflips and blading ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house... :: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough :: *Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face* Don't mess with the secret powers. *Molly cuddles me*
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house... :: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough :: *Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face* Don't mess with the secret powers. *Molly cuddles me* :: oversells by diving off the roof of my house :: and I WANT A MOLLY BLOW UP DOLL!
Guest Anglesault Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::HSJ dives off and lands spread eagle on AS' outstretched foot.::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Her "lover" that she doesn't know about that hides in her bushes outside her house... :: cough cough "Stalker" cough cough :: *Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face* Don't mess with the secret powers. *Molly cuddles me* :: oversells by diving off the roof of my house :: and I WANT A MOLLY BLOW UP DOLL! <Molly>*sigh* All right, let's get him one. <Me>Right...which version of you should he get? <Molly>Good question...
Guest Nevermortal Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 My number rules. In fact, judging by the real life 2002 Rumble, I'm pretty sure that I will be holding people down. "Its time to UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FURY, HERE COMES NEFARIOUS NEVERMORTAL!!!!!"
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::HSJ dives off and lands spread eagle on AS' outstretched foot.:: Ouch...
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 My number rules. In fact, judging by the real life 2002 Rumble, I'm pretty sure that I will be holding people down. "Its time to UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FURY, HERE COMES NEFARIOUS NEVERMORTAL!!!!!" That's what you think... *borrows New Jack's weapons...petting the staple-gun!*
Guest Nevermortal Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Fuck New Jack's weapons, I'm coming out wrapped head to toe in barbed wire. Painful, yes. Practical, no. Cool, not even that. Why? I have no idea.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Fuck New Jack's weapons, I'm coming out wrapped head to toe in barbed wire. Painful, yes. Practical, no. Cool, not even that. Why? I have no idea. Cause you're a nincompoop?
Guest Nevermortal Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 [kidnaps Molly Holly, stuffs her in casket, which is wheeled out to convieniently parked hearse] JR: But King, Nevermortal didn't go over the top rope! King: Puppies! JR: Bah god, he made off with Molly Holly! This just ain't right! King: She-Devil! JR: And....uh buh duh....he's stopping....to...oh man, is he purchasing a tub of vaseline and a bunch of bananas?
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Nevermortal beat me to it.... IM GOING TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! or something like that
Guest Anglesault Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::Low blows HSJ with New Years Eve Champagne bottle and symbollically throws him over the top rope::
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 ::Delivers a Superkick to Anglesault, sending him over the top rope:: ::Buzzer Rings:: "WeLLLLLLLL! Well, It's The Big Show"
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