Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 3, 2003 Report Posted January 3, 2003 **takes a buzzsaw from a duffel bag he brought to the ring, chops Giant Gonzales in half, and then rips off Chris' testicles with a monkey wrench** That should do it...oh, wait... **powerbombs Chris through a pyramid of light tubes**
Guest CED Ordonez Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Guess I have to test my secret weapon... *Puts on a motorcycle helmet and lights it on fire.* *Proceeds to give a big islander headbutt to everyone* Uh, this isn't the actual rumble, is it? *steals some of Sandman's light tubes and, with his helmet still on fire, jumps onto the second row in the audience, eliminating himself and starting a minor riot in the crowd*
ChrisMWaters Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *The Right to Censor comes in an steals EVERYONE'S weapons.* <RTC Leader>Isn't it deplorable how no one can fight with their own two fists anymore?
Guest CED Ordonez Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *runs in and kicks everyone in the junk before getting hauled away by security*
ChrisMWaters Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *runs in and kicks everyone in the junk before getting hauled away by security* ...you kicked everyone in the BUTT?
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **soccer-kicks the RTC guy in the balls and gets his weapons back** ULTRAVIOLENCE!
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Is tired of Chris talking, so Sandman whips out the staple gun and staples Chris' mouth shut::
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *runs in w/bag of thumbtacks, dumps them down the back of Sandman9000's pants, kicks him in the ass*
ChrisMWaters Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Is tired of Chris talking, so Sandman whips out the staple gun and staples Chris' mouth shut:: *Sues you for every penny you have for hospital bills.*
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 "Only Pussies Have Lawyers" ::NaturalBornThriller spreads a Bag Of Thumbtacks out on the Mat. He then delivers a Spike Piledriver to Chris, driving his Head into the Thumbtacks::
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **applauds Spike's efforts, and then delivers a Dominator onto a spiderweb of barbed wire, lightbulbs, and mouse-traps to Spike** Yep...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Allright, enough of the kiddie toys. ::Sandman brings out a bundle of 20 bulbs, with thumbtacks glued on and wrapped in barbed wire. Sandman delivers a Tiger Driver '91 on Slickster onto the stack of death::
Guest ShamRock Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *ShamRock grabs a mic and tells Sandman that is a wrestling show,where people wrestle* "If you smell...." *drops the mic and clotheslines Sandman and takes a bulb and sticks up Sandman's ass.Grabs Sandman and hits the Styles Clash on the thumbtacks* "........what the ShamRock is cooking"!
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Ducks clothesline, Pain Thriller onto tacks::
Guest Youth N Asia Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Damn...I'm going to be able to walk in and win this thing cause everyone else will be dead. And just for the record, I no sell and kayfeb everything till the match starts
ChrisMWaters Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Yeah...guess I should have done that as well. Ah well...this should be interesting. ...hmm...for it, I should go into the ring, then do what Vince McMahon did until the end...
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Delivers a Ki Krusher 99 on Crushed Light Bulbs to ShamRock due to that Crappy Catch Phrase:: ::Turns ChrisMWaters' Mic off due to that fact that he won't shut up::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Delivers a Ki Krusher 99 on Crushed Light Bulbs to ShamRock due to that Crappy Catch Phrase:: ::Turns ChrisMWaters' Mic off due to that fact that he won't shut up:: If I were to sell it... *Pulls out a Jimmy Hart Megaphone to continue. >=)
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 If I were to sell THAT... **hits the megaphone into Chris's face by smacking it hard with a steel chair**
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 "Try This" ::Hands CL416 a Barbed Wire Wrapped Steel Chair::
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Thanks! **smacks NBT over the head with the barbed wire-wrapped chair**
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Figured that would occur:: ::Ducks the Chair Shot and delivers a Van Daminator to CL416::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 :: after selling the dominator onto the spiderweb of glass, lightbulbs, and mouse traps, magically pulls out a blow torch, and sets everyone in Team UV on fire :: TAKE THAT!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Out Of Character:: Nice Sig, HSJ.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::While on fire, delivers a nice big firebearhug to HSJ::
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **extinguishes self with fire extinguisher, and then grabs NBT by his...ummm..."guys" with a pair of salad tongs, all the while kicking Spike in the ass with shards of glass stuck in the end of his boot**
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 :: oversells the fire hug and the kick to the ass with glass shards by diving out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air into the atlantic ocean ::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Works for us. ::Shocks the water with a cattle prod::
Guest Mattdotcom Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 This is the greatest build-up EVER. *Hits everyone with Elizabeth's shoe and Tony Skee-avone wonders if I just ended everybody's career* And I'm not even in the damn match!
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **shows a video clip of Mattdotcom having sexual relations with Bea Arthur**
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