Guest DawnBTVS Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 *Nails Corey with a dumbell and delivers a Superplex onto a bed of nails placed on 2 stacked tables set up above a pirahna tank*
Guest Mattdotcom Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **shows a video clip of Mattdotcom having sexual relations with Bea Arthur** She was mine before she was Robert Alan Aurthur's! WHEE!
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 **farts in the piranha tank, thus killing them all instantly, and then gets out of the tank and delivers the SUPER-DUPER-DOUBLE-LOOPER DDT OF EXTREME NON-COMFORTABLENESSITY~! to Dawn**
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 ::Sandwichs Dawn between two beds of nails, hits a Mondo Sledge, crushing Dawn::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 ::Hits self in nuts with a rubber chicken to get the thread movin again::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: Godsmacks Sandman because Messiah is the only talent to come out of XPW ::
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 **delivers the Welfare Check to Spike onto a spiderweb of barbed wire, thumbtacks, glass tubes, and small explosives** FRIED CHICKEN, ASS KICKIN'
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Hmm...going by the tale of the tape this past Smackdown, I think we should do one for the SmartMark Royal Rumble. I'll start: Name: ChrisMWaters Age: 20 Height: 5'10 Weight: 225 lbs Hair: None Eyes: Green Accomplishments: Varsity High School Wrestler 11-1 Record in wrestling for Senior year Finisher: Watersfall (Diamond Dust( Strategy: When thrown over top rope, if happens, do NOT let other foot touch. Slide between ropes at all times possible.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Might as well. Copied my OAOAST stats. Name: Sandman9000 Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 220 Hometown: South of Heaven Alignment (heel, face, tweener): heel, Team Ultraviolence, we get cheered because we hurt people. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): brawler, some high flying, just swings shit. Theme music: I Will Be Heard- Hatebreed Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Two bandanas, one covering the top of his head, the other around the mouth and nose, so only the eyes are exposed. Ring attire: Sleeveless CHOOSE DEATH T-shirt (a la Necro Butcher), jean shorts, boots. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): PSYCHO DRIVAH~! (Torture rack into piledriver) H8 Lock (Texas Cloverleaf, done with pressue on face/Liontamer style) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.): Yakuza Kick (Running Big Boot, Masahiro Chono/Trent Acid Style) Edgecrusher (Brainbuster) Messiah Bomb (Crucifix Powerbomb) Springboard 450 to outside Corkscrew Moonsault No-Hands Somersault Senton to the outside. Godsmack (Fireman's Carry into Stunner) Boot scrapes with opponent seated in the corner, usually followed up with some running boot scrapes. Limited technical and submission moves, mostly punching, kicking, and brawling with weapons, but will do high-flying stuff, just not on a real lucha level. Basic moveset: Punch Kick Swing weapon Take insane bump Strategy for the Rumble: Beat the shit out of everyone else with whatever I can find, cause pain and suffering with fellow Team Ultraviolence members. I know I don't care if I win, I just wanna hurt people. I'm sure Corey and YNA feel the same way.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Oh yeah...two things that I forgot. Theme: "Superstar" by Saliva Ring Attire: T-Shirt (For this, probably my "Hulk Still Rules One) and black swishy pants, with sneakers.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 And the giant scar on your head. "What giant scar?" ::Sandman cuts Chris open with a pair of new scissors::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 And the giant scar on your head. "What giant scar?" ::Sandman cuts Chris open with a pair of new scissors:: *watches as his "Hulk Still Rules" Bandana is shred* ....good thing I was wearing that. *puts on another.*
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Actually, the Tales Of The Tape bio would be good for Slickster to add to the Official Site. Name: CoreyLazarus416 Age: 16 Height: 5'11" Weight: 205 Hometown: Franklin, MA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): heel, Team Ultraviolence, we get cheered because we hurt people Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): all-arounder, prefers brawling Theme music: Shadows Fall - "The First Noble Truth" Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Black leather biker jacket, black baseball cap with "INSANE" written across front in white Ring attire: Black SLAYER South Of Heaven tee, single black leather glove with index and pinky fingers cut off on right hand, black jeans, knee-length wallet-chain, black combat boots, single white bandana around right knee Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): Director's Cut (double-cradle piledriver) Sunset Driver (inverted Emerald Frosion) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.): Mercury Bomb (Torture Rack into a powerbomb) DDT variations Welfare Check (inverted crucifix position swung into a DDT) {usually done onto weapon of some sort} Basic moveset: Punch Kick Clothesline Headlock (so I can grind something sharp into somebody's face) Swing weapon Take insane bump Strategy for the Rumble: Beat the shit out of everyone else with whatever I can find, cause pain and suffering with fellow Team Ultraviolence members. I know I don't care if I win, I just wanna hurt people. Oh yeah: AND ANGLESAULT CANNOT WIN.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 **digs Mr. Pogo's sickles into Chris' lower back and then punches him 7 times, no more no less, in the back of the head with brass knucks that have thumbtacks, pointy-side OUT, on the end of them**
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: pronounces Chris M Waters dead at Board Time 8:15 AM at the age of 11 ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: pronounces Chris M Waters dead at Board Time 8:15 AM at the age of 11 :: I'm 20 years old, thank you very much. And I won't die. Bloodied maybe, but I'll be victorious bloody.
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: pronounces Chris M Waters dead at Board Time 8:15 AM at the age of 11 :: I'm 20 years old, thank you very much. And I won't die. Bloodied maybe, but I'll be victorious bloody. You sure will.... uhhh Im rooting for you *cough*
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: pronounces Chris M Waters dead at Board Time 8:15 AM at the age of 11 :: I'm 20 years old, thank you very much. And I won't die. Bloodied maybe, but I'll be victorious bloody. You sure will.... uhhh Im rooting for you *cough* Hehehehehehehehehe. I've got a great number. IT's had great success in Royal Rumbles of the past. One year it won.
Guest Choken One Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Choken One Mindlessly wanders into BattleZone...Looks around and picks up bloodied ChrisMWaters and Takes off his clothes and sets them on one of CoreyLazarus416 many bonfires around the ring. CMW wakes up and see that his burnt Manhood is exposed and Screams in Embrassment and slings himself over the ropes and rans backstage. Meanwhile Choken one and Corey stare down...C1 nods his head, Leans on the ropes and Corey painfully pokes C1's chest for the elimination.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Thanks for telling us your sexual fantasies, Choken One. ^_-
Guest Choken One Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Twas my plan, To Goldust the Rumble.
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: hits Molly Holly with a car (GOD WHY DID I DO SUCH A THING?), forcing Chris Waters to leave the rumble, to go stalk Molly in the hospital. ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: hits Molly Holly with a car (GOD WHY DID I DO SUCH A THING?), forcing Chris Waters to leave the rumble, to go stalk Molly in the hospital. :: Kinda hard to do that when she's right here, sitting on my lap. >=)
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: hits Molly Holly with a car (GOD WHY DID I DO SUCH A THING?), forcing Chris Waters to leave the rumble, to go stalk Molly in the hospital. :: Kinda hard to do that when she's right here, sitting on my lap. >=) Ok, I'll put it in better terms... :: hits the REAL Molly Holly with a car, Not the blow up doll in Chris' lap, forcing Chris out of the rumble, to go stalk Molly outside the hospital ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: hits Molly Holly with a car (GOD WHY DID I DO SUCH A THING?), forcing Chris Waters to leave the rumble, to go stalk Molly in the hospital. :: Kinda hard to do that when she's right here, sitting on my lap. >=) Ok, I'll put it in better terms... :: hits the REAL Molly Holly with a car, Not the blow up doll in Chris' lap, forcing Chris out of the rumble, to go stalk Molly outside the hospital :: First off, I don't know even where to BUY blow up dolls. Secondly, I would have the resources to find wherever Molly would be.
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 So you ARE a stalker then?
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 So you ARE a stalker then? I'm too busy most of the time to be a stalker. Besides that, I'd rather get a date with Molly on that E! show "Star Date" ^^
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: takes a staple gun and staples Chris in the forehead for no reason whatsoever ::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 :: takes a staple gun and staples Chris in the forehead for no reason whatsoever :: ....riiiight. Anyway, anymore tales of the tape?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 ::Chokes Chris with the measuring tape. Then hits him over the head with a lightbulb. C'mon, y'all knew that one was gonna happen::
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